Fanfiction Horrors

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I regret foraying into AO3..one of the first Harry Potter fanfics I found was this...
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When your tags include "There's Rape", "Not kidding" "graphic to a point rape" "and so far three people have raped him"...kinda have to wonder what's wrong with the author.
 
Wanna see something truly horrifying? This is the most popular fic in the TF2 tag on AO3
An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.

This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further.
Breeding
Forced Breeding
Breeding farm
Feral Behavior
bitches
Mating Cycles/In Heat
Vaginal Fingering
Lactation Kink
Male Lactation
Human Experimentation
Human beings being kept as cattle
Fuckslaves
Forced Orgasm
Forced Pregnancy
Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
Alpha/Omega
Male Pregnancy
Omega pregnancy
Knotting
Knotting Dildos
Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Rape
Rape/Non-con Elements
Extremely dubious
Force-Feeding
Fucking Machines
Machines
Milking
Milking Machines
Enemas
Inflation
Come Inflation
Cattle
Treating humans as animals
Drug-Induced Sex
fear/Distress
Male Knot
feral sniper - Freeform
Cboy Scout - Freeform
forced drug taking
messing
Self messing
Spanking
Dirty Talk
Watersports
Males with artificial female genitalia
Large Breasts
Altered genitalia
Humans with Canine genitalia
Mild Gore
Forced cannibalisation
Human Breeding
Breastfeeding
shock therapy
Electric shocks
Object Insertion
Large Insertion
Orgy
Pregnant Sex
Mild Scat
Slurs
ballgag
Cock Slut
gangrape
large object insertion
Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Forced Alcohol Consumption
Semi-Public Sex
Public Humiliation


The tags alone make me want to retch but I've forced myself to read the entire thing.
Well that's easily one of the worst fanfictions I've seen in a while. It's not even bad in a funny way. It's just bad.
 
Well that's easily one of the worst fanfictions I've seen in a while. It's not even bad in a funny way. It's just bad.
I agree. Having actually read the thing I can tell you the writing and grammar is poor, the characters are OOC, and it's hardly TF2 related; it's like someone wrote all their gross fetishes into one fic and then tacked TF2 onto the end for the hell of it.
If you're looking for parody fics, this one is by far my favorite. It always makes me laugh and will soothe your mind after that monstrosity.
 
Technically, if you spell or say Cthulhu correctly, it becomes one day closer to his arrival.

Back on the topic of bad fan fiction

It really says something when a character shitting their pants is the least disgusting thing to happen in that fucking thing.
 
I regret foraying into AO3..one of the first Harry Potter fanfics I found was this...
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When your tags include "There's Rape", "Not kidding" "graphic to a point rape" "and so far three people have raped him"...kinda have to wonder what's wrong with the author.
The worst part: it's got 843 kudos.
 
So you may recall one of my first posts in this thread was about MadTom, an elderly possible pedofork who was inexplicably a respected member of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Bridge to Terabithia fandoms. I've got an update. Not only did I find his powerword, I found his very own website.

Meet Lyle Francis Padilla, 59-year-old alleged former Army Reserve officer and child psychologist (shudder), current writer for fandoms geared at people much younger than himself where everyone gets naked, as well as owner of a site that looks like baby's first Angelfire. I see he's got Wonder Years and Buffy fics there, which he seems to want to be turned into actual episodes for a reunion season. Right then. There's also a picture of him there, and yes, he has a pedostache.

And you know, we've ribbed on Chris and others for still liking stuff from their childhood when they're thirty, but if you ask me liking stuff from childhoods long after your own when you're sixty is worse. Especially since he seems to like them in THAT way...
 
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I've seen a few Hitler trollfic mentions here, but I figured I'd throw in my personal favorite, mainly because it reads like it's an author who started out in jokefic/trollfic territory and went too fucking deep for their own good. By about chapter 2, I can't tell if they're still doing this because it's funny or if they're really digging it at this point.

Bonus, it's not just ol' Adolf, but in fact a Stalin/Putin/Hitler three-way nipplefest. I'd always thought the "Fifty Shades of Red" Trotsky/Stalin coffeeshop alternate universe was my all-time favorite, but this one kinda takes the cake.
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Also, the Mulder/Scully airport Chili's fic may be worth mentioning. Another classic, in my book. Because nothing gets the engines revving like fake vinyl booth seating and jalapeno poppers, the sweet sound of flight cancellation and gate change announcements echoing out over the PA system in the main terminal just outside. I've never read the full thing myself, but the excerpts I've encountered and the general concept has always been pretty great. "Musky with fear" is a grade-A descriptor, and I've always felt for the poor waiter having to deal with all this going down in his section.
 

The fic may not seem that bad, until you realize that the two characters who are 15 marry. Still it's miles tame to most fics that have been put up here.

Also, what the hell is going on in the reviews of the linked fanfic? Is someone trying to ween the story's author by spamming garbage? Or was it actually some guy trying to share his fanfic idea?
 
I do not read much of Transformers fanfiction, so that more just confused me because they're still robots, alien or not.

As for that shitty Team Fortress 2 fanfiction, "Breed," I started trying to read it, as did one of my friends. It is worse than the tags could truly indicate. And it turns out that sort of thing is common for the author when it comes to stories, when you look at what other stuff they've written. A link to their profile: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Propernicethat/pseuds/Propernicethat

As for other shitty work, Primitive Liars is an Omegaverse Death Note fanfiction with 20% more SJW sperging, trans shit shoehorned in, and autism. By the way, this is the most popular work on AO3 for Death Note when sorting by the number of Kudos it's gotten (1829): http://archiveofourown.org/works/3907021/chapters/8743810
 
I do not read much of Transformers fanfiction, so that more just confused me because they're still robots, alien or not.

As for that shitty Team Fortress 2 fanfiction, "Breed," I started trying to read it, as did one of my friends. It is worse than the tags could truly indicate. And it turns out that sort of thing is common for the author when it comes to stories, when you look at what other stuff they've written. A link to their profile: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Propernicethat/pseuds/Propernicethat

As for other shitty work, Primitive Liars is an Omegaverse Death Note fanfiction with 20% more SJW sperging, trans shit shoehorned in, and autism. By the way, this is the most popular work on AO3 for Death Note when sorting by the number of Kudos it's gotten (1829): http://archiveofourown.org/works/3907021/chapters/8743810
Why the fuck does this person keep getting so many kudos on their fics????
 
Why the fuck does this person keep getting so many kudos on their fics????
Because fanfic readers have no standards whatsoever and will usually only not like something if it is a trollfic written intentionally bad.
 
Why the fuck does this person keep getting so many kudos on their fics????

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If you can't take the heat, don't make an oc whose defining character trait is that he is a feral man who rapes an out of character 'wife' just because you have a rape fetish.

You should read the short vignette of a forced amputee scout getting passed around like a sex doll, you may as well just replace the characters names with anyone that's how shitty their stories are written.
 
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