Fanfiction Horrors

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KFC said:
I chose Caillou. God has abandoned us.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4486163/Travis-2016

Take a look at his page. It says he is 33 years old and he wrote a ton of similar stories.

I am a Male who is 33 years old. I like Arthur My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and some other shows. But i don't like Shezow and such. I have lots of Bibles and key chains. I love making stories here. I Love playing a game called Goodgame empire. I will take any idea for a new story. I will look at them to decided to use them or not. I will only make K K plus and T and M rated stories. I do like being here. If any nudity i censore it. I Delete all Flames on my stories. No exceptions. I Hate flames. Only positive reviews i allow. Anyone who Flames will be put on report. So far i make stories for Arthur. But i could make A My Little Pony story with Rainbow Dash in it. Same with Sofia the First. And same with other Shows i like. I even will make more Crossover stories. I am A Baptist. PM me if you have questions about a story. I need Betas to help me make stories better. If you want to become a Beta of mine then PM me. I love crossover stories. Like Arthur and Sofia and Arthur and WordGirl. I am now also making stories for WordGirl. More crossovers being planned. And help me fix some stories. I just want you to Pm me to help PM me. If you need ideas for a story pm me. Do not threaten me at all or i will block you. The new picture was made by TimmyTurnerFan of my OC with Bud who is a character on the show. Some stories i have is bathing not sexual.
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Oh my god why

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This might be weird coming from me, but what the hell does "Freeform" mean in a fanfic context?
 
Abethedemon said:
The Mahabharata of bad fanfiction? (In that it touches upon all aspects of life)
Also, doesn't Attack on Titan take place in a fantasy world devoid of real world religion?
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There's a prominent religion based around worshiping the walls that keep them safe. It appears to be somewhat influenced by Christianity, what with how the priests look, but that's about it. /sperg

Here's the rest of the description.

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It's basically a college au that's somehow even more pointless.
 
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fishercat said:
There's a prominent religion based around worshiping the walls that keep them safe. It appears to be somewhat influenced by Christianity, what with how the priests look, but that's about it. /sperg

Here's the rest of the description.

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It's basically a college au that's somehow even more pointless.
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Why don't these people just write their own stories if they are making the characters so out of character
 
fishercat said:
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/untitled-png.77940/
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430,433 words? Holy fuck, that's approaching Infinite Jest levels of bullshit and the fucking thing isn't even done yet.

autisticdragonkin said:
Why don't these people just write their own stories if they are making the characters so out of character
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Stop trying to make sense of fanfiction. It will only end badly.
 
autisticdragonkin said:
Why don't these people just write their own stories if they are making the characters so out of character
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Because then they'd have to waste time coming up with new names and physical appearances. Plus they want to jack off to these characters and not some random people they made up.
 
Back in the day, my friends and I used to try to one up each other in who could find the most vile fanfic on FF.net. It wasn't hard, but the goal wasn't to find something that was just outright disgusting, it needed to instil a deep-seated sense of regret for having read it. Most of the really fucked up ones have since been deleted or lost, but there is always the reliability in the cringe that is the Star Fox section. Inflation, vore, self inserts, you name it. Despite being tamer in description[and arguably content] there is a genuine level of perversion that disturbs me more than any of the Golden Girl Slash-scat fics I've found.
 
If you frequent the DA Horrors thread, you might have already seen my post about BenJJedi (http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/). But he isn't limited to creating (or commissioning) horrible crossover fanart. He writes horrible crossover fanfics too! I poked around FF.net a little and found his profile there, but it's not noteworthy as he explains he deleted everything as rewrites of movies/TV shows with other characters (he refers to them as "fanmakes") is now apparently against the rules these days. But never fear because he has some on his DA account. Such crossover horrors include an old episode of Rugrats, The Wizard of Oz, The Prince and the Pauper, and many others. I've only skimmed through a few of them, but yikes. Think Pooh's Adventures in text form, and in the actual roles instead of as commentary.
 
MysticMisty said:
If you frequent the DA Horrors thread, you might have already seen my post about BenJJedi (http://benjjedi.deviantart.com/). But he isn't limited to creating (or commissioning) horrible crossover fanart. He writes horrible crossover fanfics too! I poked around FF.net a little and found his profile there, but it's not noteworthy as he explains he deleted everything as rewrites of movies/TV shows with other characters (he refers to them as "fanmakes") is now apparently against the rules these days. But never fear because he has some on his DA account. Such crossover horrors include an old episode of Rugrats, The Wizard of Oz, The Prince and the Pauper, and many others. I've only skimmed through a few of them, but yikes. Think Pooh's Adventures in text form, and in the actual roles instead of as commentary.
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The Rugrats Movie
Tommy Pickles: Link (The Legend of Zelda; toon version, aged down to two years old)

Chuckie Finster: Spike (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, aged down to three years old)

Phil and Lil Deville: Timmy Turner (The Fairly Odd Parents) and Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph); both aged down to two years old

Angelica Pickles: Lucy Van Pelt (Peanuts; aged down to four years old)

Dil Pickles: Leopold "Butters" Stotch (South Park; aged down to being a baby)

Spike: Snoopy (Peanuts; voiced by Cam Clarke in the Rugrats Go Wild fanmake)

Susie Carmichael: Sweetie Belle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; aged down to four years old)

Stu Pickles: Fred Jones (Scooby Doo)

Didi Pickles: Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo)

Chaz Finster: Louis the Alligator (The Princess and the Frog)

Howard Deville: Fix-It Felix, Jr. (Wreck-It Ralph)

Betty Deville: Tamora Calhoun (Wreck-It Ralph)

Drew Pickles: Adam (Beauty and the Beast)

Charlotte Pickles: Belle (Beauty and the Beast; except she's not as much of a workaholic as the real Charlotte)

Grandpa Lou Pickles: Carl Fredrickson (Disney-Pixar's UP)

Boris Kropotkin: ???

Minka Kropotkin: ???

Park Rangers: Ranger Smith (Yogi Bear) and Meg Griffin (Family Guy)

Circus Ringleaders: Mr. Bobinsky (Coraline) and Jumba Jukiba (Lilo & Stitch)

Circus monkeys: The Bandar-Log (Disney's The Jungle Book)

The Wolf: The Wolf (Disney's Peter and the Wolf)

Dr. Lipschitz (recurring cameo): ???

Reptar (mentioned/recurring cameos): Bowser (Super Mario)

Rex Pester: Tom Tucker (Family Guy)


Rugrats in Paris
Coco La Bouche: Narissa (Enchanted, since they share the same actress, Susan Sarandon)

Jean-Claude: Lord Farquuad (Shrek, because they share John Lithgow as the same actor)

Kira: Charlotte "Lottie" La Bouff (The Princess and the Frog)

Kimi: Zelda (The Legend of Zelda; toon version, aged down to two and a half years old)

Update - Mister Yamagutchi: Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender; both sharing the same voice actor)

Fifi (Spike's love interest): Fifi (The Peanuts Movie; coincidentally shares the same name)

Melinda (mentioned/cameos): Dragon (Shrek)

Robo-Snail: Midbus (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

Wawa (Chuckie's teddy bear): Elliott (Pete's Dragon)

Priest: Reverend Lovejoy (The Simpsons)

The Princess: Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

Lulu Pickles: Madame Foster (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)


Rugrats Go Wild
Nigel Thornberry: Lawrence Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)

Marianne Thornberry: Linda Flynn-Fletcher

Eliza Thornberry: Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher

Extras: Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Baljeet Tjinder and Buford Van Stomm (Phineas and Ferb; along with Phineas and Ferb, they can talk to/understand animals)

Debbie Thornberry: Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)

Darwin: Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb; voiced by Pierce Brosnan)

Donnie: Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)

Siri the Leopard: Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender; as a panther)


Lemme know what you think and suggest anything you can
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