EVE Online - How To Climb The Learning Cliff While Twenty-Five Thousand Assholes Throw Rocks At You

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Did they finally add an alarm system? That was my major problem doing shit in Nullsec, ratting or what have you for an hour or more and having to watch that fucking spreadsheet of local users like a hawk just in case some red dots appeared.
Alliances will have intel channels on like Discord, you can set it up to alert you if someone is coming. You can also just run something like autohotkey to check the pixels in the screen real estate and ping if it sees grey, orange, or red. It's brushing up against the TOS, but I don't think they scan for AHK process or anything like that, it's quite safe.
 
Haven't had the urge to play this since The Mittani was forced out of Goonswarm after the trannies took it over and he refused to clap over how stunning and brave they were. Over a tranny in the fucking Penny Arcade pity corporation, at that. How is the new mining update? I'm not super interested in going back to re-join Nullsec shit (I'm autistic but not THAT autistic) but the idea of floating around breaking space rocks and making ships out of the metals was always appealing.

I'd dm you but i have no fuckin clue how to use this forum. I've lurked here for years but dont post.

Hit me up, im tryin to find someone and curious if its you.
 
I'd dm you but i have no fuckin clue how to use this forum. I've lurked here for years but dont post.

Hit me up, im tryin to find someone and curious if its you.
You're welcome to DM me by mousing over my forum avatar and clicking send direct message, or clicking my name or avatar and clicking send direct message that way. But I should tell you there's a concept here called OpSec, which should be familiar to an EVE Player, in which you protect your identity on and off the farms from ever meeting. That is to say, I likely will not be able to confirm nor deny any personal details.

Having said that I'm sure I've posted too much info throughout the years such that if I ever piss someone off on the forums here they'll reply with the color of my bathroom tile and kitchen countertops just to fuck with me, but, still.
 
Does anyone currently play or have we all won Eve? Youtube recommended me this video out of nowhere and it made me miss my days in Curse.
 
Got all hyped up for the big fight, then the server crashed.
God damn it CCP. You knew this was coming.
 
Nah, that's not what happened. I used to be a goon back in the days, and it was very much a case of "don't let them know you're a woman", a lot of creeps in high positions. Not to mention Xenuria, who was an outright paedo. I did vote him for CSM, of course, but that was just to inflict him on CCP for two weeks a year.
every single person in the upper leadership of goonswarm was an absolutely RETARDED faggot who didn't even play the game, they just politicked around and pretended that there was Very Important Space Business to attend to

the best parts of goonswarm were the retards who eventually got ejected for actually having fun. Groon, Space Violence, Hole Squad. But like really there's no benefit to being in a nullsec corporation. maybe in like 2009 when they were handing out drakes for free in venal (bury my heart in DKUK-G) but when i was in goonswarm they weren't even reimbursing shit and the price of faction blueprints in venal were fucking worthless. rattlesnakes were like 200m. Everybody in nullsec is generally a retarded carebear relying on other people's carriers

basically, le martini was a faggot and they were dumb enough to let mandozer in like three times to awox carriers because you could manipulate these retards into giving known agitators roles if you buttered them up enough. free my nigga globby
 
every single person in the upper leadership of goonswarm was an absolutely RETARDED faggot who didn't even play the game, they just politicked around and pretended that there was Very Important Space Business to attend to
That describes more than a few alliance and coalition leaders over the years.

An Azariel just ate shit in Atioth. Goons have a massive egg on their face, and their salt is delicious.
 
An Azariel just ate shit in Atioth. Goons have a massive egg on their face, and their salt is delicious.
Because the server went offline after Goons had already formed (when Frat/WinterCo landed vexors on the grid and launched drones), then when it came back it had login timers (and probably a player cap) which made getting back in extremely slow for Goons (who were already formed up), but didn’t affect players bridging/jumping in from other systems (mostly Frat). Yeah Goons are pretty salty right now, but I don’t think any of it is unjustified. CCP knew this fight was coming for days and were still utterly unprepared for it.
 
That describes more than a few alliance and coalition leaders over the years.

An Azariel just ate shit in Atioth. Goons have a massive egg on their face, and their salt is delicious.
The aforementioned Azariel was omega poorfit. No abyssal or deadspace mods, just faction and deadspace fittings. The guy also has at least a Komodo and Rev on grid too.

FRT is also jumping into Atioth with titans and dreads. Right now is peak CNTZ. All I can say is GG.
Because the server went offline after Goons had already formed (when Frat/WinterCo landed vexors on the grid and launched drones), then when it came back it had login timers (and probably a player cap) which made getting back in extremely slow for Goons (who were already formed up), but didn’t affect players bridging/jumping in from other systems (mostly Frat). Yeah Goons are pretty salty right now, but I don’t think any of it is unjustified. CCP knew this fight was coming for days and were still utterly unprepared for it.
Goons brought 500 carriers, 150 supers and 1000+ vexors before the server crashed and dropped drones+fighters, alongside littering the grid with cans and corvettes. Winterco formed sacs to contest and then reshipped to vexors after the node shit itself. BTW that Azariel was smartbombing up until the end when he dumped his fit so he knew what was going on
 
I’m not blaming Frat for bringing Vexors if that’s what you’re thinking, it’s a good ship. But the server did crash when all the reds landed in Vexors and launched drones, just like it would have if they’d landed in any other ship and launched drones. But you can count on a line member in a Ferox to forget his drones (because they’re basically pointless anyway), while a Vexor will always launch his.
 
CCP knew this fight was coming for days and were still utterly unprepared for it.
How are they supposed to prepare for over 10k players? Players just shove the max in every time, then bitch and whine at CCP when their tactics of overloading the servers with inputs and calculations makes the node fuck up. Goons did it at m2- and thought they could get the same benefits, but this time they ate shit.

CCP didn't make goons gate a regional with nowhere else to go. We know what will roughly happen at these many thousand player count battles: the servers fucking die. God forbid CCP try and spread battles out, but the same people that complain when the servers die also demand these single system turbo tidi downtime to downtime brawls.
 
Because the server went offline after Goons had already formed (when Frat/WinterCo landed vexors on the grid and launched drones), then when it came back it had login timers (and probably a player cap) which made getting back in extremely slow for Goons (who were already formed up), but didn’t affect players bridging/jumping in from other systems (mostly Frat). Yeah Goons are pretty salty right now, but I don’t think any of it is unjustified. CCP knew this fight was coming for days and were still utterly unprepared for it.
The fact that this post could have been made almost word-for-word in 2009... Does anyone know how to get a hold of the Artemis II crew? Because they're the only ones who can realistically see my sides, that's how far into orbit my sides are.
 
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