“HAPPY BIRTHDAY ETHAN! LOVE YOUR DAD JIM & BEST FRIENDS JOSH, FLAM, AND GATOR. GOOD LUCK ON THE UPCOMING CORN HARVEST!”
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser .
Evangelist Jack Chick is Dead - Had cornered the "Satanic Panic" market
Thread starter
Thread starter
DZ 305
Start date
Start date
Oct 24, 2016
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
Forum guidelines
Create accurate topic titles. Threads should be labeled correctly and avoid sensationalist language.
Cite an article. This board is for content aggregation and should feature at least one source and an archive. Read more.
Don't post if you have nothing to say. Posts anyone could write do not need to be made. One-word replies are bans from this board.
Agree to Disagree. Our community cannot stand divided. Do not derail threads with one-on-one conversations. Ignore users you can't stand.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing unnecessary or embarrassing details about yourself. This is not your blog and we are not an asylum.
No advertisements. Do not help viral marketing campaigns. Avoid posting articles that are just ads. This applies to basically everything about OnlyFans.
Talk to Staff
Jack Chick, author of titular "Chick Tracts" has died. His works were infamous for their ubiquity, hilariously poor art, and insistence that everything on Earth was a creation of Satan himself. This list includes
Catholics
Buddhists
Muslims
Any denomination that didn't preach sola fide and used the King James translation
D&D
All Hallows Eve
Harry Potter
Family Guy
Rock music
Hindus
Secularists
Scientists
Anyone the believes in evolution
Jews
Gays
Jehovah's Witnesses
Mormons
Santa
The Tooth Fairy
The Easter Bunny
Obelisks
American Indians
Gravity itself
One thing of note is the hilarious degree he abuses history, Scripture, and science to spread his cancer of a message. An even more hilarious aspect is the painful way he rewrote one comic to appeal to "the balcks".
Here's a sampling of his works, unedited.
Last edited by a moderator: Oct 24, 2016
He says that he will never die.
kiwifarms.net
Occasionally whenever I'm bored I still check out one of the oldie chick comics and it sends me down a clickhole that has me chuckling for hours.