Evangelist Jack Chick is Dead - Had cornered the "Satanic Panic" market

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Jack Chick, author of titular "Chick Tracts" has died. His works were infamous for their ubiquity, hilariously poor art, and insistence that everything on Earth was a creation of Satan himself. This list includes
  • Catholics
  • Buddhists
  • Muslims
  • Any denomination that didn't preach sola fide and used the King James translation
  • D&D
  • All Hallows Eve
  • Harry Potter
  • Family Guy
  • Rock music
  • Hindus
  • Secularists
  • Scientists
  • Anyone the believes in evolution
  • Jews
  • Gays
  • Jehovah's Witnesses
  • Mormons
  • Santa
  • The Tooth Fairy
  • The Easter Bunny
  • Obelisks
  • American Indians
  • Gravity itself
One thing of note is the hilarious degree he abuses history, Scripture, and science to spread his cancer of a message. An even more hilarious aspect is the painful way he rewrote one comic to appeal to "the balcks".

Here's a sampling of his works, unedited.
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Occasionally whenever I'm bored I still check out one of the oldie chick comics and it sends me down a clickhole that has me chuckling for hours.
 
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