Evangelist Jack Chick is Dead - Had cornered the "Satanic Panic" market

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Jack Chick, author of titular "Chick Tracts" has died. His works were infamous for their ubiquity, hilariously poor art, and insistence that everything on Earth was a creation of Satan himself. This list includes
  • Catholics
  • Buddhists
  • Muslims
  • Any denomination that didn't preach sola fide and used the King James translation
  • D&D
  • All Hallows Eve
  • Harry Potter
  • Family Guy
  • Rock music
  • Hindus
  • Secularists
  • Scientists
  • Anyone the believes in evolution
  • Jews
  • Gays
  • Jehovah's Witnesses
  • Mormons
  • Santa
  • The Tooth Fairy
  • The Easter Bunny
  • Obelisks
  • American Indians
  • Gravity itself
One thing of note is the hilarious degree he abuses history, Scripture, and science to spread his cancer of a message. An even more hilarious aspect is the painful way he rewrote one comic to appeal to "the balcks".

Here's a sampling of his works, unedited.
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Several years back I was handed a Chick tract at a Kansas city steakhouse. A friend asked to read it, and wound up keeping it. Always regretted not having it around, they're legendary in their own bizarre niche.

I had a great edit that must be on another computer, so instead have an actual panel;
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Moon God?
Moon man confirmed!

I wonder what Jack Chick's last words were.
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Oh my God, the timing on this couldn't have been any more ironic! Jack Chick died Sunday, Oct 23 2016 a fact I was unaware of until reading this. Last Thursday, Oct 20th, after not having seen a real life Chick comic in person since around 1994, I was handed a real life religious themed comic by some Evangelical Christians who organized a protest at my lady friend's college. I was picking her up that day and was like 45 minutes early and hungry, so instead of waiting in the car like normal, I decided to indulge in the campus Chick-fil-A (haha, Chick-fil-A, get it!!!!!)

Since I live in a rural community in the South, and the city this college is in has only around 25,000 people at most, as you can imagine, the protest was not very large. It wasn't like those large scale protests you see at the big universities in other places, but it was a nice protest, none the less.

So of course, me being me, I said fuck going to eat, I gotta check this shit out. There were plenty onlookers, a few little groups broke off with people having largely civil disagreements with the fundamentalist protester's methods, and one loud mouth protester (gotta have one of them, right?) that had the most vocal students surrounding him. There were only a small group of obnoxious counter protesters, like a gay boy with no shirt on and rainbow hair coloring in his hair and some kind of writing on his naked chest proclaiming his homosexuality, as if that was any mystery to anyone. There was also a girl there with a sign that said "I like girls" and a very large, heavy set, bulldyke marching around with "sign girl" and "no-shirt fag" in a circle around the very obnoxious, loud mouth fundamentalist.

I approached a few of the more civil fundamentalists and talked it out with them, and when they found out I wasn't a meanie who hated them just for the fact that they had the nerve to show up there, they gave me a mini bible that contained only Psalms and the New Testament, and also, to my glee, a small, little Christian themed comic.

I flipped through the comic a bit, then got to the back cover, and to my utmost excitement, there it was: Copyright Jack Chick!!!

Every part of this story, including me wanting to go eat at Chick-fil-A is 100% accurate. This shit is too nonsensical to make up. The strange thing about this is, this type of shit happens to me all the damn time. I feel like Forrest Gump sometimes, a retard who just happens to show up at the right places at the right times, except, unlike Gump, instead of being there for assassinations and schools getting desegregated by the National Guard, I just happen to show up around asinine, dumb shit. For instance, one time at Mardi Gras, I got to shake David Duke's hand lmao.

@Legatus Lanius thank you for this post, my good man. Since I happen to know that you are a fellow Romanist, could you be a dear and post some of Chick's anti-Papist propaganda for this thread? If you don't feel like, I understand. A simple Google search would probably get me there. I just think it would fit well with this thread since I know there are quite a few Roman Catholic Kiwi's in this bitch.
 
Oh my God, the timing on this couldn't have been any more ironic! Jack Chick died Sunday, Oct 23 2016 a fact I was unaware of until reading this. Last Thursday, Oct 20th, after not having seen a real life Chick comic in person since around 1994, I was handed a real life religious themed comic by some Evangelical Christians who organized a protest at my lady friend's college. I was picking her up that day and was like 45 minutes early and hungry, so instead of waiting in the car like normal, I decided to indulge in the campus Chick-fil-A (haha, Chick-fil-A, get it!!!!!)

Since I live in a rural community in the South, and the city this college is in has only around 25,000 people at most, as you can imagine, the protest was not very large. It wasn't like those large scale protests you see at the big universities in other places, but it was a nice protest, none the less.

So of course, me being me, I said fuck going to eat, I gotta check this shit out. There were plenty onlookers, a few little groups broke off with people having largely civil disagreements with the fundamentalist protester's methods, and one loud mouth protester (gotta have one of them, right?) that had the most vocal students surrounding him. There were only a small group of obnoxious counter protesters, like a gay boy with no shirt on and rainbow hair coloring in his hair and some kind of writing on his naked chest proclaiming his homosexuality, as if that was any mystery to anyone. There was also a girl there with a sign that said "I like girls" and a very large, heavy set, bulldyke marching around with "sign girl" and "no-shirt fag" in a circle around the very obnoxious, loud mouth fundamentalist.

I approached a few of the more civil fundamentalists and talked it out with them, and when they found out I wasn't a meanie who hated them just for the fact that they had the nerve to show up there, they gave me a mini bible that contained only Psalms and the New Testament, and also, to my glee, a small, little Christian themed comic.

I flipped through the comic a bit, then got to the back cover, and to my utmost excitement, there it was: Copyright Jack Chick!!!

Every part of this story, including me wanting to go eat at Chick-fil-A is 100% accurate. This shit is too nonsensical to make up. The strange thing about this is, this type of shit happens to me all the damn time. I feel like Forrest Gump sometimes, an exceptional individual who just happens to show up at the right places at the right times, except, unlike Gump, instead of being there for assassinations and schools getting desegregated by the National Guard, I just happen to show up around asinine, dumb shit. For instance, one time at Mardi Gras, I got to shake David Duke's hand lmao.

@Legatus Lanius thank you for this post, my good man. Since I happen to know that you are a fellow Romanist, could you be a dear and post some of Chick's anti-Papist propaganda for this thread? If you don't feel like, I understand. A simple Google search would probably get me there. I just think it would fit well with this thread since I know there are quite a few Roman Catholic Kiwi's in this bitch.
Happily...hold on to your butts kids. We're going off the fucking rails
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And the piece de resestance
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For those who've never had the privilege to read one of Chick's works, well, here's the whole collection:

click here heathens

Be sure to buy in bulk and spread the joy to trick or treaters! 100% guaranteed to have kids leave burning bags of dog shit on your doorstep the next day!
 
Did you ever wash your hand again? I sure wouldn't.


Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where the girl Bart has a crush on spits in his hand and he does exactly that. The very next scene its full of her spit still, dirt, gum, and filth and he pets their dog and gets stuck and the dog drags him around the room lol.


It's funny that I was given a Chick tract the day before he died. Can you call it perfect timing?

Rest In Pepperonis

Same here, except it was exactly 3 days before he died.
 
To elaborate from my previous post, I had long assumed that there was no one Jack T. Chick, but rather multiple artists working under one pen name. This was because of the wildly varying style of each tract, ranging from realistic to cartoony.
 
I hope he's in h'white heaven handshaking those he helped into paradise.

But seriously, the fact he was an actual person that drew well int his 90's is pretty impressive. all this time I thought it was a collective of people drawing and pretending to be one person. kinda like batman but more preachy.
He had some help, one person who often drew these for him was Fred Carter, who's still with us.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Carter_(artist)

The end of the very last Chick Tract, published just this month:
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Should've ended on that third panel!
 
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