Evangelist Jack Chick is Dead - Had cornered the "Satanic Panic" market

Jack Chick, author of titular "Chick Tracts" has died. His works were infamous for their ubiquity, hilariously poor art, and insistence that everything on Earth was a creation of Satan himself. This list includes

• Catholics
• Buddhists
• Muslims
• Any denomination that didn't preach sola fide and used the King James translation
• D&D
• All Hallows Eve
• Harry Potter
• Family Guy
• Rock music
• Hindus
• Secularists
• Scientists
• Anyone the believes in evolution
• Jews
• Gays
• Jehovah's Witnesses
• Mormons
• Santa
• The Tooth Fairy
• The Easter Bunny
• Obelisks
• American Indians
• Gravity itself

One thing of note is the hilarious degree he abuses history, Scripture, and science to spread his cancer of a message. An even more hilarious aspect is the painful way he rewrote one comic to appeal to "the balcks".

Here's a sampling of his works, unedited.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And good old Web 1.0 further retreats into history.

 

[OwO What's This?]

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I remember dweebs on campus handing comics like this out to random people this year. It was like getting a quick fix of cringe while heading to my next class.

 

[Spellskite]

Should have put more points into CON, I bet he had shit rolls on his saving throws too.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

One of the latest tracts is on how Chick Tracts are "love speech" (instead of "hate speech"). Kind of a look back on earlier ones.

 

[melty]

I was feeling depressed and then saw this thread and ran inside to announce the news.
The response was "who is that" and no one cares.

 

[DZ 305]

I hope the hounds of Hell are ripping him to shreds, with Falwell and Jones too!

 

[AnOminous]

He is being sodomized right now by a conga line of bright red cartoon devils with huge scaly wangs.

 

[HG 400]

This makes me sad he was hilarious.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I hope he's in h'white heaven handshaking those he helped into paradise.

But seriously, the fact he was an actual person that drew well int his 90's is pretty impressive. all this time I thought it was a collective of people drawing and pretending to be one person. kinda like batman but more preachy.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

This actually saddens me.

Sure he was a spastic religious nut job who tried to take away the only fun some nerds got to have in high-school.

But fuck..his shit was funny.

The worlds a little bit darker now that he's gone.

 

[Linako 2.0]

The worlds a little bit darker now that he's gone.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

A pity, his work was a source of laughter.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

The end of the very last Chick Tract, published just this month:

Spoiler

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[the first panel]

That graffiti looks like something ADF would draw.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I was feeling depressed and then saw this thread and ran inside to announce the news.
The response was "who is that" and no one cares.

I guess it's time someone got some tracts through their door!

 

[DZ 305]

I prefer edited versions of his work myself...

Who wants a thread to post their edits?

 

[Judge Holden]

I do

 

[DZ 305]

I do

@Brad Watson_Miami may have some use now...

 

[Spudnik]

Several years back I was handed a Chick tract at a Kansas city steakhouse. A friend asked to read it, and wound up keeping it. Always regretted not having it around, they're legendary in their own bizarre niche.

I had a great edit that must be on another computer, so instead have an actual panel;

Moon God?