🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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crayolasword said:
He’ll have to get his camera out of the pawn shop first. I predict he won’t make a video until after the 1st when he gets his welfare money. Of course the gap will be because he’s been studying.
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Of the 1,281 pages in the bible, there are 993 pages in the Old Testament and 288 pages in the New Testament. There are a total of 66 books in both testaments, split into 1,189 chapters.

Slob 'studies' the same 3-4 verses, and quotes them over and over and over again. The ones that have to do with people giving to others (him) because Jesus said so, God's laws trump Man's laws (unless Man's laws get you free stuff) and saying that he's married in God's eyes (but not in the state of Ohio.)

The condensed Slob Bible.

HarveySperg41 said:
Slob hasn’t posted in a while, so I’m hoping his chimp out in his next video will be extra good.
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He knows we're all waiting to bash the bacon grease out of him.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Slob 'studies' the same 3-4 verses, and quotes them over and over and over again. The ones that have to do with people giving to others (him) because Jesus said so, God's laws trump Man's laws (unless Man's laws get you free stuff) and saying that he's married in God's eyes (but not in the state of Ohio.)

The condensed Slob Bible.
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Something that stands out about Xian clergy (wannabe and otherwise) is a tendency to avoid referencing who they learned from. In Judaism, the rule for clergy and everyone else is to invoke the name of the rabbi who first made a particular statement or is credited with having had an insight first. Bob doesn’t “study” anyone’s commentaries. He stares at the same few verses until he figures out how to project his selfish ideas onto them.
 
Toasty said:
I had a roommate who used a cpap and they are actually really easy to maintain if you aren't a lazy slob. Distilled water in the tank, its very cheap at any grocery store, in the morning, put the tank and accoutrements into a tub of soapy water, blue dawn works fine, shake around a little, rinse, air dry, and they are ready for use the next night.
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I've seen a patient bring in their home CPAP, used nightly, with frankly visible mold bloom in it--you just keep topping off the water, right? (This helped guide the speculation about what was growing in their lungs.)

You'd be amazed, but probably not surprised, what people can ignore.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I've seen a patient bring in their home CPAP, used nightly, with frankly visible mold bloom in it--you just keep topping off the water, right? (This helped guide the speculation about what was growing in their lungs.)

You'd be amazed, but probably not surprised, what people can ignore.
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That's horrifying. Why would anyone be okay with breathing in old water? If you wouldn't drink it, I mean, come on.

I don't even like using old water in my diffuser and that's not as "targeting" as a CPAP.
 
eDove said:
That's horrifying. Why would anyone be okay with breathing in old water? If you wouldn't drink it, I mean, come on.

I don't even like using old water in my diffuser and that's not as "targeting" as a CPAP.
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In Slob's case with Rene's CPAP?
1.) He's too cheap to buy distilled water for her CPAP.
2.) He doesn't give a shit about Rene (except for her welfare and Stimulus checks.)
3.) He's a 'me' 'me' 'me', obese, lazy asshole.
 
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eDove said:
That's horrifying. Why would anyone be okay with breathing in old water? If you wouldn't drink it, I mean, come on.

I don't even like using old water in my diffuser and that's not as "targeting" as a CPAP.
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Frankly I wouldn't drink distilled water, I think the minerals give water flavor!! Though your point does stand
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Serialmom said:
Wow ninety six cents a gallon and it's expensive! Blob really is retarded.
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Meanwhile, he’s spent thousands of dollars* over the years on his pre-paid legal service. He really thinks he’s going to strike it rich with a frivolous lawsuit someday.

*of other people’s money, of course, as he hasn’t had a job since he was fired from being a substitute bus driver over a decade ago
 
Willard on the Cart said:

Take this tune into your weekend, fellow hackers.
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And the hits just keep on coming!

If you want to cut through Slob's usual bullshit introduction and mumbo-jumbo, roll up to 3:40. If you close your eyes you'd think you were listening to Bing Crosby or Luciano Pavarotti.

You gotta love this one - The evalooashun apology phone call.

John Andrews Stan said:
Meanwhile, he’s spent thousands of dollars* over the years on his pre-paid legal service. He really thinks he’s going to strike it rich with a frivolous lawsuit someday.

*of other people’s money, of course, as he hasn’t had a job since he was fired from being a substitute bus driver over a decade ago
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Slob is 0 for 5 on lawsuits he's filed over the years against a utility company, Microsoft, a former landlord, an internet provider, and Stark State College. All 5 were dismissed, without merit.

Nevertheless, being the world-class freeloading tard that he is, a lawsuit is the only reason for the front and rear cameras in the public safety nuisance Care Bear mobile. He's hoping to get an accident he's involved in on camera so he can sue. He'll be out rolling around on the ground screaming whiplash! and spina bifida! and neuropathy! before the dust settles. Of course, the time, date, and year on his cameras are wrong and won't be admitted as evidence. Still, it's another one of Slob's something-for-nothing/get-rich-quick schemes.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Slob is 0 for 4 on lawsuits he's filed over the years against a utility company, Microsoft, a former landlord, and an internet provider. All 4 were dismissed, without merit.
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I’d LOVE to hear about these. Actually, I’d love to read the filings. I’m sure they’re hilarious.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I’d LOVE to hear about these. Actually, I’d love to read the filings. I’m sure they’re hilarious.
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Do a little work on the internet on a rainy day and you'll find the Clerk of the Court records. They are matters of Public Record. All were filed in Ohio and all were tossed before getting to the deposition phase.
1.) He sued an electric utility in Newcomerstown Ohio for an alleged overcharge - suit dismissed without merit.
2.) He sued Microsoft for an alleged warranty issue - suit dismissed without merit.
3.) He sued a former landlord for alleged mold on a wall in an apartment in Scio Ohio - suit dismissed without merit.
4.) He sued an internet provider in Carrollton Ohio for allegedly charging him for installation for service, that he ordered - suit dismissed without merit.
5.) He sued Stark State College in North Canton Ohio for alleged discrimination, after Rene flunked out - suit dismissed without merit.

Those pre-paid legal folks really know their stuff.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Those pre-paid legal folks really know their stuff.
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Are you sure this was their guys? That stuff generally only covers you getting sued and you've surrendered a lot of rights in the fine print for them not to settle on your behalf. They're generally going to charge for anything beyond a cease and desist letter, and not going to go to bat for any whimsical Greer-tier nonsense you want to file unless you pay them, which you work out with the provider.

All they really do for those is refer you to another lawyer, who actually will charge. And the Internet, the phone book, billboards, and everywhere else with legal ads is full of lawyers who will give free consultations and referrals.

Homeowner's or renter's insurance with legal liability coverage is by far the better option, and if you actually have a lot to lose (Bob does not), an umbrella policy covering excessively large claims. That is something for an insurance agent, though. And that doesn't give you free money to hire lawyers to file wacky nonsense.
 
He sued AT&T too. I think it was for a $1.75 alleged overcharge because he was too dumb to understand the contract. Guess that’s why he’s prepaid on everything now.
 
AnOminous said:
All they really do for those is refer you to another lawyer, who actually will charge. And the Internet, the phone book, billboards, and everywhere else with legal ads is full of lawyers who will give free consultations and referrals.
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This is such a Bob thing to do, by which I mean squandering scarce funds on something useless, month after month for decades. It would be a tad funnier if it was his own money instead of taxpayers’, but it still puts a smile on my face. Nobody self-owns like Bob McKim.
 
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