🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I am reel doktur! said:
I am honored. Slob took time out of his busy day of nothing to talk about me!
It's a real shame Slob is too much of an idiot to be able to comprehend the satirical meaning of 'I am reel doktur!
This clown is a real hoot or, a reel huut.
And since I'm no longer an American citizen and practice in the United States, I'm not required to have NPI registration number nor do I need one.

Nice try fatass, but you'll need to do much more homework when looking folks up before you make false akruuzayshuns. Come on, you're a member of US Homeland Security! Use those resources you have at your fingertips.

Also, it's Northeastern University, not 'Northern' University and revIle, not 'reveal.' Try this - Reee-vEYE-ul, or this - Reee- vI (a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, I)-ul.

And "explanation" point? How stupid are you?

You'd think a reel doktur would know how to read.

After I watch a new video, I can't decide if you're more stupid or more comical.

After this video, I'm leaning 89% stupid/11% comical. (I'll save you the time of searching for your calculator buried in the numerous piles of crap that surround you: 89+11=100.)

Hey Slob, I'll leave you with this thought - Go fuck yourself.

Here it is spoken, in case you're unable to read it.

Have a blessed day, I know I will.

Thanks for the stupidiyiness and the laughs.
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To put it so Bob can understand: bob, he is making fun of you using the incorrect spelling of “reel doktur”. You are so stupid, you don’t even know when your being laughed at. And trust us, we ALL laughed at you this morning. Your self awareness is so low, do you even recognize yourself in the mirror?
 
I am reel doktur! said:
I am honored. Slob took time out of his busy day of nothing to talk about me!
It's a real shame Slob is too much of an idiot to be able to comprehend the satirical meaning of 'I am reel doktur!
This clown is a real hoot or, a reel huut.

Hey Slob!, put the bowl of Oodles of Noodles and mashed potatoes down and pay attention.

Since I'm no longer an American citizen and practice in the United States, I'm not required to have NPI registration number nor do I need one.

Nice try fatass, but you'll need to do much more homework when looking folks up before you make false akruuzayshuns. Come on, you're a member of US Homeland Security! Use those resources you have at your fingertips.

Also, it's Northeastern University, not 'Northern' University. And Northeastern University doesn't bestow Doctor of Medicine degrees. I received my undergraduate degree in Biomedical Engineering from Northeastern then concurrently went on HMS for my MD and MIT for my PhD in Cardiovascular (not cariovasclar) Physics from MIT.

And, it's revIle, not 'reval' or 'reveal.' Try this - Reee-vEYE-ul, or this - Reee- vI (a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, I)-ul.

And "explanation" point? How stupid are you?

One would assume a reel doktur would know how to read.

You get what you pay for, right Slob?

After I watch a new video of yours, I can't decide if you're more stupid or more comical.

After this video, I'm leaning 89% stupid/11% comical. (I'll save you the time of searching for your calculator buried in the numerous piles of useless crap that surround you: 89+11=100.)

Hey Slob, I'll leave you with this thought - Go fuck yourself.

Here it is spoken, in case you're unable to read it.

Have a blessed day, I know I will.

I'm also going to enjoy a couple of freshly-picked corns on the cob. Damn shame you don't have any teeth, you don't know what you're missing.

Wait! you have those government-paid-for false teeth we've never seen.

Thanks for the new demonstrations of your stupidiyiness and, the many laughs.
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There are more fun things to do than trying to explain to a retard how retarded he is. He’ll never get it anyway. I prefer laughing at the retard.
 
Long Story Short said:
So good to hear from John!
No one gets the Tard going like he does.
Please, don't be a stranger!
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Here is the current list of 'degrees' the Universal Life Church has to offer. In the left-hand column is the "DEAL OF THE DAY! That adds so much credibility. Right up there with - Buy one Big Mac, get the second one at half-price.

Set your goals higher than Slob, buy your Doctor of the Universe degree today.

Don't stop there! You too can be an ordained minister and open up your very own 'SOUL CLINIC!'

We should all get ordained so we can add 'Rev.' to our screen names and make Slob feel right at home.

'Rev. I am reel doktur.' I like the sound of that.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Here is the current list of 'degrees' the Universal Life Church has to offer. In the left-hand column is the "DEAL OF THE DAY! That adds so much credibility. Right up there with - Buy one Big Mac, get the second one at half-price.

Set your goals higher than Slob, buy your Doctor of the Universe degree today.

Don't stop there! You too can be an ordained minister and open up your very own 'SOUL CLINIC!'

We should all get ordained so we can add 'Rev.' to our screen names and make Slob feel right at home.

'Rev. I am reel doktur.' I like the sound of that.
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I'm already Rev. Dr. PurpleSquirrel -- a Reel Doktur ov Difinity -- courtesy of the American Fellowship Church.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
Oh lord, Slob would flip if a gay couple asked him to marry them. Tho I wonder how much he charges for marrying people?
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No one has ever asked him to officiate any ceremony or worship service. His “degrees” have never been put to work to help Bob support himself financially — heavens no! It’s my job and your job to work our asses off to feed and house do-nothing Bob and his fellow parasites. After all, Bob is very busy causing accidents and traffic shut-downs in his first responder LARP. Who has time to officiate weddings or perform funerals?
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Oh lord, Slob would flip if a gay couple asked him to marry them. Tho I wonder how much he charges for marrying people?
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John Andrews Stan said:
No one has ever asked him to officiate any ceremony or worship service.
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A troll lead Bob on in the beginning of the thread for him to officiate a wedding for CWC. Bob agreed until the troll said it was a same sex marriage. Bob then freaked out and it became a thing for awhile. The CWC troll messed with Bob for awhile, threatening to sue.
 
Jaded Optimist said:
A troll lead Bob on in the beginning of the thread for him to officiate a wedding for CWC. Bob agreed until the troll said it was a same sex marriage. Bob then freaked out and it became a thing for awhile. The CWC troll messed with Bob for awhile, threatening to sue.
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Yes, and that’s the closest Bob ever got to being hired to perform a religious service.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Yes, and that’s the closest Bob ever got to being hired to perform a religious service.
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Although, he does practice being a pretend minister by rubbing Jim Bakker's ($9.95 a vial) anointing oil on Rene's head.

That magic oil really perked her up and gave her a new lease on life! She's out running 10 miles a day now.

Since Slob is a minister, doctor, pastor, prophet, evangelist, man of God, and chosen one (that's just the list of religious stuff he says he is. I don't have time to list everything else he says he is, starting from paperboy of the month up to being a member of Homeland Security), I don't know why he didn't save $9.95 and bless a spoonful of canola oil.

Slob can do that anointing oil/voodoo ceremony because he told us he's a 'prophet' and Jesus told Slob he's a 'chosen one' when he stopped by while Slob was choking on a piece of bacon in the middle of the night.

I think Jesus told Slob - It's not your time, put the bacon back in the fridge."

Something like that, not entirely sure.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Although, he does practice being a pretend minister by rubbing Jim Bakker's ($9.95 a vial) anointing oil on Rene's head.
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That’s as close as Bob can come to acting out his most deeply held sexual desire: anointing Bakker’s glans, shaft and gonads with the oil. Both Bob and Bakker have admitted to performing gay sex acts and neither is ashamed of themselves. But no matter how hard Bob tries to attract his attention, Jim Bakker will not notice him and will not help Bob make his Brokeback Trailer Park fantasies come to life.
 
crayolasword said:
Hold up. I’ll give Bob credit. He did marry his son and Cricket. I think that’s the only marriage he’s ever officiated. Of course they’re divorced now so read into that what you will.
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I wonder how long it took Slob to read whatever vows they came up with and how many times he screwed them up and mispronounced words.

Drerly bemotherd, no wait, Bleerry deblubbered, hold on, Barely belovered.

Fuck it, you're married. Give me 10 bucks, a McDonald's gift card or a XXXXL lime green shirt.
 
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I am aware of at least one other wedding RLM has officiated.... but I don't think that one lasted 12 months before the divorce!!

As far as ULC degrees being accredited - they do claim them to be, but they created their own accreditation body. So carries about as much weight as "I am a politician, and I approve this message" statements.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
Slob can do that anointing oil/voodoo ceremony because he told us he's a 'prophet' and Jesus told Slob he's a 'chosen one' when he stopped by while Slob was choking on a piece of bacon in the middle of the night.
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The entire "meeting the sky fairy" story is all a bunch of bullshit that Bob made up.
Being somewhat of student of Tardology I've noticed in one account of his near death experience he claims that he never actually saw Jesus, he just felt his presence. In another version, he actually saw a man with a beard.
Bob isn't even bright enough to keep his lies straight.
 
Long Story Short said:
The entire "meeting the sky fairy" story is all a bunch of bullshit that Bob made up.
Being somewhat of student of Tardology I've noticed in one account of his near death experience he claims that he never actually saw Jesus, he just felt his presence. In another version, he actually saw a man with a beard.
Bob isn't even bright enough to keep his lies straight.
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Slob isn't bright enough to spell stop.

Long Story Short said:
The entire "meeting the sky fairy" story is all a bunch of bullshit that Bob made up.
Being somewhat of student of Tardology I've noticed in one account of his near death experience he claims that he never actually saw Jesus, he just felt his presence. In another version, he actually saw a man with a beard.
Bob isn't even bright enough to keep his lies straight.
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You're right. If Jesus was standing in Slob's bedroom, you know Slob would have waddled as fast as he can to get his video camera. You don't think he wouldn't want to be first to get Jesus on video? Once again, no proof. Just another bullshit story to feed the Village Idiot's overinflated ego.
 
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