🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob is so fat his fake Security Officer shirt makes a smiley face.
 

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John Andrews Stan said:
In his latest video, Bob makes a clear death threat against my namesake:

“This world’s not big enough for both of us. One of us is going to have to go, and it’s not going to be me.”

Also David McKim got free advertising and promotion in this thread and Bob is FURIOUS about it. He’s clearly gripped by envy. He should pray about that. Then maybe his cousin would repair his sheet metal ceiling for free.

Also why does Bob store Smart Balance (margarine) on his window sill in the sunshine? I know he’s low IQ but that’s pretty stupid.

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It’s rolled roofing! Get it straight!

Ride said:
Bob has made a new CAER video. He's still mad about the trolls:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iq2sEfeANZgHe showed off his new sign in the video as well:
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Renes stimulus money well spent. Bob used his on a new scanner. Rene got a pip of Pringles and and rim job in return.
 
Oh god. In his wettest, wildest dreams he imagines he can hold his little signs and wear his little costume and force other motorists to obey him.
Jokes on him. There's no way he's going to putter on up to an accident in progress and be asked to help. The REAL responders will either politely ask him to move along, or will not so politely tell him to get the fuck out of the way and let them do their job.
 
Bob is a 56 year old man/child who would have to have several great years to have his net worth elevated to zero.
He struggles every month to pay his bills, has no savings, and depends on us to support him.
What does this fat fuck do when he gets a few pennies ahead?
He buys road signs to satisfy his delusion of being important.
Delusion Bob, does that word mean anything to you? As in delusional! Remember, Dr. Denis Kohler declared you delusional. This is a perfect example why medical professionals think that you are a danger to society.
I can't wait until some local police officer chews your fat ass out for interfering in police business.
Your'e still still not over your Dad not buying you that stupid police badge, are you?
 
Willard on the Cart said:
Bob is a 56 year old man/child who would have to have several great years to have his net worth elevated to zero.
He struggles every month to pay his bills, has no savings, and depends on us to support him.
What does this fat fuck do when he gets a few pennies ahead?
He buys road signs to satisfy his delusion of being important.
Delusion Bob, does that word mean anything to you? As in delusional! Remember, Dr. Denis Kohler declared you delusional. This is a perfect example why medical professionals think that you are a danger to society.
I can't wait until some local police officer chews your fat ass out for interfering in police business.
Your'e still still not over your Dad not buying you that stupid police badge, are you?
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PTSD from the no-badge incident and not getting his father's Tupperware.

Rolled roofing said:
Renes stimulus money well spent. Bob used his on a new scanner. Rene got a pip of Pringles and and rim job in return.
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Rim job? Well, I'm not going to eat anything for the rest of the weekend with that thought in my mind. That's better than any diet plan out there.

Toasty said:
Oh god. In his wettest, wildest dreams he imagines he can hold his little signs and wear his little costume and force other motorists to obey him.
Jokes on him. There's no way he's going to putter on up to an accident in progress and be asked to help. The REAL responders will either politely ask him to move along, or will not so politely tell him to get the fuck out of the way and let them do their job.
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Slob moves around pretty good for a guy who claims (scams) he has spina bifida and not able to work because of his disability. I guess that birth defect comes and goes. Funny how that happens.
 
Toasty said:
The REAL responders will either politely ask him to move along, or will not so politely tell him to get the fuck out of the way and let them do their job.
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Or arrest him for creating a public hazard with his fake traffic signs.
 
I was offline and didn’t see this video from my namesake until tonight. If Bob has one brain cell in his head, he’ll use it and heed these words. (Spoiler alert: He doesn’t and he won’t.)

 
John Andrews Stan said:
I was offline and didn’t see this video from my namesake until tonight. If Bob has one brain cell in his head, he’ll use it and heed these words. (Spoiler alert: He doesn’t and he won’t.)
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This guy is probably the best human to be featured in this thread. He gives McKim some shit but he is not sadistic like we are, although he appears to appreciate that jackass getting back some of his own negativity. And he gives the dumb son of a bitch some good advice he'll never take.
 
AnOminous said:
This guy is probably the best human to be featured in this thread. He gives McKim some shit but he is not sadistic like we are, although he appears to appreciate that jackass getting back some of his own negativity. And he gives the dumb son of a bitch some good advice he'll never take.
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There’s a reason I took his name! If only he weren’t happily married, I’d propose marriage. (You know, that sacrament Bob shirks in preference for living in sin and having carnal knowledge of a woman who’s not his wife.)
 
John Andrews Stan said:
There’s a reason I took his name! If only he weren’t happily married, I’d propose marriage. (You know, that sacrament Bob shirks in preference for living in sin and having carnal knowledge of a woman who’s not his wife.)
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And cashing her welfare checks.

And Rene' is Slob's 'fiancée/wife'. Get it straight you moron!
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
And cashing her welfare checks.
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It’s so sad that Bob has brainwashed (or, as he’d say, brainworshed) Rene into staying with him. Usually women in these hostage situations have nowhere else to turn. But she has such a loving family. It shows you how much damage an abusive “partner” can do.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
It’s so sad that Bob has brainwashed (or, as he’d say, brainworshed) Rene into staying with him. Usually women in these hostage situations have nowhere else to turn. But she has such a loving family. It shows you how much damage an abusive “partner” can do.
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She has an 'abundant life', just like Slob. She gets up, waddles to her recliner, shits herself in it, is fed meds. all day by Slob to keep her in a semi-comatose state, stares blankly at Jesus TV all day while eating Pringles, is told to shut up while Slob makes his videos, and waddles back to bed. Once a week (maybe) Slob drives her McDonald's for french fries. Doesn't get any better than that.
 
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