🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I am reel doktur! said:
I'm a retired physician, age 66. I treated too many women in the ER over the years who all said the same thing - I didn't think he'd hit me again. I should have left him after the first time he hit me.

The first time?

Abuse is intolerable; it's criminal. I testified at many trials describing traumatic injuries of abused women I treated in the ER.

Being abused once, physically and/or emotionally, is one too many times.

I don't disagree with you. It isn't easy to leave an abusive relationship. The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.

Slob keeps Rene' under his thumb. He controls her meds., he controls when she eats, he controls when she can speak, he controls her money, he controls where she goes.

I only hope she never presents in an ER from being physically abused, the result of one of Slob's rage-filled episodes.

We only see the 30-minute videos.

I can't imagine what the other 23 1/2 hours of each day are like living with this short-fused lunatic that complains about everything and thinks he's always right.
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Not a graduate of the Universal Life Church I’m hoping. We already have of of those....
 
Rolled roofing said:
Not a graduate of the Universal Life Church I’m hoping. We already have of of those....
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Just slightly more well-known than the ULC. Northeastern University, B.Sc., '74, Biomedical Engineering; Harvard Medical School, MD '78; Massachusetts Institute of Technology, PhD '79 (Cardiovascular Physics.)
 
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Long Story Short said:
Bob knows how to handle money. In his mind he has basically the same education as you for under $100.
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Bob knows how to handle other peoples money.
Bob hasn't earned a penny in almost 20 years. He fakes illnesses and steals money out of our pockets, the taxpayers.
We buy his unhealthy food, his radios, weather stations, road signs, and his Chris T. Is King hats.
It's going to be so fucking awesome when Rene is out of the picture and Bob is forced to live on $700 a month!
It's the main reason that I continue to follow this piece of shit.
We all know it's coming, don't we?
 
KD8IEW said:
Bob knows how to handle other peoples money.
Bob hasn't earned a penny in almost 20 years. He fakes illnesses and steals money out of our pockets, the taxpayers.
We buy his unhealthy food, his radios, weather stations, road signs, and his Chris T. Is King hats.
It's going to be so fucking awesome when Rene is out of the picture and Bob is forced to live on $700 a month!
It's the main reason that I continue to follow this piece of shit.
We all know it's coming, don't we?
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I have this awful optimism for so many cows. I know that it will happen. It just takes forever. Luna will get evicted. So will Marisa. Misty's shack will collapse or the county will condemn it, either way she won't be able to live there. Rene will get a bout of osteomyelitis that they just can't clear up, or covid, and sadly pass away, or someone will intervene and remove her, and melinda's court case will finally get dismissed. These and banter with you guys are the only reasons I come to these threads.
Bob's living situation is unsustainable without her money. He also probably got himself a stipend from ssdi as her paid caregiver. I think I've heard him mention it, but I'm not sure.
Eventually she won't be there in that awful recliner anymore. One way or the other. And there is no way Bob can afford even the basics, forget about all of his stupid subscriptions and little signs and gadgets. And I can't wait. I'm not hoping to speed her death or illness, but I do hope someone steps in and finds a good reason to get her removed. And that all my other thread babies hurry up and get a move on towards the inevitable.
 
Toasty said:
I have this awful optimism for so many cows. I know that it will happen. It just takes forever. Luna will get evicted. So will Marisa. Misty's shack will collapse or the county will condemn it, either way she won't be able to live there. Rene will get a bout of osteomyelitis that they just can't clear up, or covid, and sadly pass away, or someone will intervene and remove her, and melinda's court case will finally get dismissed. These and banter with you guys are the only reasons I come to these threads.
Bob's living situation is unsustainable without her money. He also probably got himself a stipend from ssdi as her paid caregiver. I think I've heard him mention it, but I'm not sure.
Eventually she won't be there in that awful recliner anymore. One way or the other. And there is no way Bob can afford even the basics, forget about all of his stupid subscriptions and little signs and gadgets. And I can't wait. I'm not hoping to speed her death or illness, but I do hope someone steps in and finds a good reason to get her removed. And that all my other thread babies hurry up and get a move on towards the inevitable.
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Even with siphoning off Rene's monthly welfare benefits and Stimulus checks, along with free health care and gas vouchers, this conniving, scheming, greedy, retarded, fatass fraud is so far in debt and financially underwater that he still needs cash advance loans, selling crap at pawn shops, pre-paid everything (because he has no credit and no money), food banks, payday loans, a separate cellphone for his 'business', and begging for money.

None of those will make him, using his often-used term 'wake up', and stop buying Jesus and fake security hats, Jesus and lime-green shirts, radios, traffic signs, weather stations, flashy lights, fake badges and patches, 200 printer cartridges a month from printing and keeping reams of useless documents, dash cameras, Jim Bakker food buckets, anointing oil and books, Lifelock (really? Lifelock? for a clown that has no assets or money?) satellite TV, pre-paid legal, asking his pastor for money or, fixing his roof that's been leaking for years.

There's plenty of 'dokumintayshun' online from various courts and court clerks that show Slob's conniving money-for nothing past. He's sued landlords (and lost), he's sued telephone providers (and lost), he's sued electrical utility providers (and lost), he's sued car mechanics (and lost), he tried to sue Microsoft over a warranty issue (that suit was dismissed without merit) and he tried to sue Stark State College after Rene' flunked out (he claimed discrimination. The suit was dismissed without merit.)

He condemned the results of 2 court-ordered psychological evaluations administered by 2 licensed, board-certified psychologists. (He said he was smarter than both licensed, board-certified psychologists and they didn't know what they were talking about because they weren't religious and didn't believe in Jesus.)

He described, in detail, his sexually deviant activities in his book (32-page pamphlet.)

Bonus! He was convicted for threatening to kill an elected public official.

This clown has touched all the bases.

Rene' got herself into her living environment but, she's not the sharpest crayon in the box and likely didn't know what Slob was really like when Slob coerced/conned her into moving in with him as the first and only in history "fiancee'/wife."

Slob found her online and conned her to move in with him so he'd have someone to pork once in a while without having to pay for it.

Now he porks her and steals her money.

It's a win/win for Slob.

His videos clearly demonstrate that his level of rage and lunacy has skyrocketed over the years. (Refer to his first few videos when he was merely a mellow whiner and complainer about everything and Rene' smiled and spoke once in a while. Now, he's a rage-filled lunatic, and Rene' lays in a catatonic state in her recliner.

It would not surprise me, based upon Slob's admitted deviant past encounters and lifestyle, that he suffers from syphilitic dementia. Syphilitic dementia is one of the manifestations of late syphilis and it is characterized by cognitive deterioration and behavior disturbances.

I believe that's the underlying cause of his clearly evident psychological and behavioral deterioration.

Slob has always been a lying, greedy, grandiose, selfish, egomaniacal, self-important, delusional asshole. Syphilitic dementia is rapidly accelerating his level of being a lying, greedy, grandiose, selfish, egomaniacal, self-important, delusional asshole.

He's gone from dressing up as a cop when he was around 6 (photo on his Facebook page) to a conspiracy-theory lunatic that states he is a member of Homeland Security, a doctor that knows more about everything than anyone, a security guard of nothing, president of a (public nuisance) 'radio patrol' (membership of 2) and pastor of a ministry (membership of 2, based in a dilapidated trailer that no Jesus-follower has ever visited for spiritual guidance.)

I'd like to see Rene's health and living situation improve. She's in her mid to late '50s, more than enough time to change course. At the moment, she isn't in control of any aspect of her life, including her lower GI tract. The latter likely a result of the greasy crap Slob feeds her every day. Evident by the videos he makes of the results floating in the toilet.

A steady daily diet of bacon, Oodles of Noodles, sausage, french fries, Pringles and hash brown potatoes for years has taken its toll.

And what loving, caring 'huzbent' doesn't make and publicly post a video of the bowel movements of his fiancee'/wife?

Rene' is slow, but deserving a more enjoyable life. Her life has spiraled downhill since the day she, very unfortunately met Slob. She made two poor decisions in her life. 1.) Robbing a bank. 2.) Moving in with Slob. Nevertheless, it's not too late for her to turn her life around.

I don't want anything unfortunate to happen to Rene'.

I can't say the same for someone else.

That would be hypocritical, like Slob.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Even with siphoning off Rene's monthly welfare benefits and Stimulus checks, along with free health care and gas vouchers, this conniving, scheming, greedy, retarded, fatass fraud is so far in debt and financially underwater that he still needs cash advance loans, selling crap at pawn shops, pre-paid everything (because he has no credit and no money), food banks, payday loans, a separate cellphone for his 'business', and begging for money.

None of those make him, using his often-used term 'wake up', and stop buying Jesus and fake security hats, Jesus and lime-green shirts, radios, traffic signs, weather stations, flashy lights, fake badges and patches, 200 printer cartridges a month from printing and keeping reams of useless documents, dash cameras, Jim Bakker food buckets, anointing oil and books, Lifelock (really? Lifelock? for a clown that has no assets or money?) satellite TV, pre-paid legal, asking his pastor for money or, fixing his roof that's been leaking for years.

There's plenty of 'dokumintayshun' online that show Slob's conniving money-for nothing past. He's sued landlords (and lost), he's sued telephone providers (and lost), he's sued electrical utility providers (and lost), he's sued car mechanics (and lost), he tried to sue Microsoft over a warranty issue (that suit was dismissed) and he tried to sue Stark State College after Rene' flunked out (he claimed discrimination. The suit was dismissed.)

He condemned the results of 2 court-ordered psychological evaluations administered by 2 licensed, board-certified psychologists. (He said he was smarter than both licensed, board-certified psychologists and they didn't know what they were talking about because they weren't religious and didn't believe in Jesus.)

He described, in detail, his sexually deviant activities in his book (32-page pamphlet.)

Bonus! He was convicted for threatening to kill an elected public official.

This clown has touched all the bases.

Rene' got herself into her living environment but, she's not the sharpest crayon in the box and likely didn't know what Slob was really like when Slob coerced/conned her into moving in with him as the first and only in history "fiancee'/wife."

Slob found her online and conned her to move in with him so he'd have someone to pork once in a while without having to pay for it.

Now he porks her and steals her money.

It's a win/win for Slob.

His videos clearly demonstrate that his level of rage and lunacy has skyrocketed over the years. (Refer to his first few videos when he was merely a mellow whiner and complainer about everything and Rene' smiled and spoke once in a while. Now, he's a rage-filled lunatic, and Rene' lays in a catatonic state in her recliner.

It would not surprise me, based upon Slob's admitted deviant past encounters and lifestyle, that he suffers from syphilitic dementia. Syphilitic dementia is one of the manifestations of late syphilis and it is characterized by cognitive deterioration and behavior disturbances.

I believe that's the underlying cause of his clearly evident psychological and behavioral deterioration.

Slob has always been a lying, greedy, grandiose, selfish, egomaniacal, self-important, delusional asshole. Syphilitic dementia is rapidly accelerating his level of being a lying, greedy, grandiose, selfish, egomaniacal, self-important, delusional asshole.

I'd like to see Rene's health and living situation improve. She's in her mid to late '50s, more than enough time to change course. At the moment, she isn't in control of any aspect of her life, including her lower GI tract. The latter likely a result of the greasy crap Slob feeds her every day. Evident by the videos he makes of the results floating in the toilet.

I don't want anything bad to happen Rene'.

I can't say the same for someone else.

That would be hypocritical, like Slob.
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Well said.
Unfortunately it'll all go over Bob's head.
You should have added a couple " thus saith the Lords".
 
I am reel doktur! said:
Even with siphoning off Rene's monthly welfare benefits and Stimulus checks, along with free health care and gas vouchers, this conniving, scheming, greedy, retarded, fatass fraud is so far in debt and financially underwater that he still needs cash advance loans, selling crap at pawn shops, pre-paid everything (because he has no credit and no money), food banks, payday loans, a separate cellphone for his 'business', and begging for money.

None of those make him, using his often-used term 'wake up', and stop buying Jesus and fake security hats, Jesus and lime-green shirts, radios, traffic signs, weather stations, flashy lights, fake badges and patches, 200 printer cartridges a month from printing and keeping reams of useless documents, dash cameras, Jim Bakker food buckets, anointing oil and books, Lifelock (really? Lifelock? for a clown that has no assets or money?) satellite TV, pre-paid legal, asking his pastor for money or, fixing his roof that's been leaking for years.

There's plenty of 'dokumintayshun' online that show Slob's conniving money-for nothing past. He's sued landlords (and lost), he's sued telephone providers (and lost), he's sued electrical utility providers (and lost), he's sued car mechanics (and lost), he tried to sue Microsoft over a warranty issue (that suit was dismissed) and he tried to sue Stark State College after Rene' flunked out (he claimed discrimination. The suit was dismissed.)

He condemned the results of 2 court-ordered psychological evaluations administered by 2 licensed, board-certified psychologists. (He said he was smarter than both licensed, board-certified psychologists and they didn't know what they were talking about because they weren't religious and didn't believe in Jesus.)

He described, in detail, his sexually deviant activities in his book (32-page pamphlet.)

Bonus! He was convicted for threatening to kill an elected public official.

This clown has touched all the bases.

Rene' got herself into her living environment but, she's not the sharpest crayon in the box and likely didn't know what Slob was really like when Slob coerced/conned her into moving in with him as the first and only in history "fiancee'/wife."

Slob found her online and conned her to move in with him so he'd have someone to pork once in a while without having to pay for it.

Now he porks her and steals her money.

It's a win/win for Slob.

His videos clearly demonstrate that his level of rage and lunacy has skyrocketed over the years. (Refer to his first few videos when he was merely a mellow whiner and complainer about everything and Rene' smiled and spoke once in a while. Now, he's a rage-filled lunatic, and Rene' lays in a catatonic state in her recliner.

It would not surprise me, based upon Slob's admitted deviant past encounters and lifestyle, that he suffers from syphilitic dementia. Syphilitic dementia is one of the manifestations of late syphilis and it is characterized by cognitive deterioration and behavior disturbances.

I believe that's the underlying cause of his clearly evident psychological and behavioral deterioration.

Slob has always been a lying, greedy, grandiose, selfish, egomaniacal, self-important, delusional asshole. Syphilitic dementia is rapidly accelerating his level of being a lying, greedy, grandiose, selfish, egomaniacal, self-important, delusional asshole.

I'd like to see Rene's health and living situation improve. She's in her mid to late '50s, more than enough time to change course. At the moment, she isn't in control of any aspect of her life, including her lower GI tract. The latter likely a result of the greasy crap Slob feeds her every day. Evident by the videos he makes of the results floating in the toilet.

I don't want anything bad to happen Rene'.

I can't say the same for someone else.

That would be hypocritical, like Slob.
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There goes Bob's entire weekend. It'll take him 4 days to decipher your post.
Hell, it'll take him 4 hours to figure out "decipher ".
 
I do most of my shopping online but decided to venture out today to look for a pair of shoes.
I almost shit myself when I walked around a corner and saw this!

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Controversial proposal warning:

I'd like to see the Dance of Life Dancer, and Bob, star in a reality show as trailermates. Think about it... they're both short, dumpy, mentally ill (but not quite laughing academy crazy) bums who like to dress in costume and pretend to be anything but who they are, and film themselves driving recklessly while pointing out others supposed craziness and misdeeds. Who knows what kind of antics they would get up to?! It's like an odd couple situation with absolutely none of the wit or charm.
 
Thought experiment: if Bob were the pastor of a church, would he let dance of life Susan come to the Christmas services and do the tard haka, or would Bob throw Susan out and be the subject of Halloween videos and stalking for the next decade?
I call this Schrodinger's Retard.
 
I miss Slob's jerk-off buddy Richard Whittington. Remember him? He always had the open wound in his forehead from searching for the RF chip he claimed the government implanted. Haven't seen him for a long while. Fairly certain they locked him up and threw away the key. He didn't have much going for him but he did have more teeth than Slob.

KD8IEW said:
I do most of my shopping online but decided to venture out today to look for a pair of shoes.
I almost shit myself when I walked around a corner and saw this!

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Is that jizz on the floor from where Slob jerked off while wishing he had enough money to buy that sweatshirt?
No, forget that idea. Slob hasn't been able to see and find his 2" dick over his belly for 25 years, let alone get an erection.
It's just a stain on the floor.

Willard on the Cart said:
There goes Bob's entire weekend. It'll take him 4 days to decipher your post.
Hell, it'll take him 4 hours to figure out "decipher ".
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You're right, I should have kept that in mind. He'll get hung up on siphoning, 3 words in.
You have to keep it very simple for Slob. Cat, dog, go and stop. No, never mind stop. That's 4 letters and he got hung up on that one - SOTP.
It's tough to write on Slob's 2nd-grade spelling and comprehension level.
It's funny, for a guy "with 2 doctorate degrees and other degrees under my belt", Slob is really stupid.
I might give the Curious George approach/theme a try to get through to him.
 
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Loool @I am reel doktur! he’s going for you now, demanding that you dox yourself. Bob says he knows that NPI numbers exist and this is proof he has a high IQ. 😂 RIP my sides!
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Loool @I am reel doktur! he’s going for you now, demanding that you dox yourself. Bob says he knows that NPI numbers exist and this is proof he has a high IQ. 😂 RIP my sides!
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I am honored. Slob took time out of his busy day of nothing to talk about me!
It's a real shame Slob is too much of an idiot to be able to comprehend the satirical meaning of 'I am reel doktur!
This clown is a real hoot or, a reel huut.

Hey Slob!, put the bowl of Oodles of Noodles and mashed potatoes down and pay attention.

Since I'm no longer an American citizen and practice in the United States, I'm not required to have NPI registration number nor do I need one.

Nice try fatass, but you'll need to do much more homework when looking folks up before you make false akruuzayshuns. Come on, you're a member of US Homeland Security! Use those resources you have at your fingertips.

Also, it's Northeastern University, not 'Northern' University. And Northeastern University doesn't bestow Doctor of Medicine degrees. I received my undergraduate degree in Biomedical Engineering from Northeastern then concurrently went on HMS for my MD and MIT for my PhD in Cardiovascular (not cariovasclar) Physics from MIT.

And, it's revIle, not 'reval' or 'reveal.' Try this - Reee-vEYE-ul, or this - Reee- vI (a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, I)-ul.

And "explanation" point? How stupid are you?

One would assume a reel doktur would know how to read.

You get what you pay for, right Slob?

After I watch a new video of yours, I can't decide if you're more stupid or more comical.

After this video, I'm leaning 89% stupid/11% comical. (I'll save you the time of searching for your calculator buried in the numerous piles of useless crap that surround you: 89+11=100.)

Hey Slob, I'll leave you with this thought - Go fuck yourself.

Here it is spoken, in case you're unable to read it.

Have a blessed day, I know I will.

I'm also going to enjoy a couple of freshly-picked corns on the cob. Damn shame you don't have any teeth, you don't know what you're missing.

Wait! you have those government-paid-for false teeth we've never seen.

Thanks for the new demonstrations of your stupidiyiness and, the many laughs.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
@I am reel doktur! Slob is calling you out this morning!
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Oh no, I'm scared! Did you see him stare directly into the camera and take a dramatic pause for further emphasis? Wow, really frightening.

But, not nearly as frightened as Slob. He's a coward that blocks comments on his Facebook and YouTube pages.

Afraid of the truth? Can't handle constructive criticism? Coward? Internet bully?

Yes, to all of the above.
 
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