🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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After much self reflection, along with several discussions with my wife, I've decided to end my often unfair treatment of Robert Mckim.
I've concluded that "Bob" is really a good guy, although a bit unorthodox.
Over the course of his life Bob has overcome a number of birth defects and other setbacks to lead a life where he only tries to help people.

I invite all of you to consider joining me, along with Bob, and try to make the world a better place. We definitely need less hate and it is my time to change.

The world needs more people like Bob.

As of today, I'll no longer be posting on Kiwifarms or on any of the YouTube pages associated with Bob.

To you Bob, i want to say I'm sorry.
I now know that you are only trying to make the world a safer and better place.

Again, please consider joining me.


Long Story Short
 
Long Story Short said:
After much self reflection, along with several discussions with my wife, I've decided to end my often unfair treatment of Robert Mckim.
I've concluded that "Bob" is really a good guy, although a bit unorthodox.
Over the course of his life Bob has overcome a number of birth defects and other setbacks to lead a life where he only tries to help people.

I invite all of you to consider joining me, along with Bob, and try to make the world a better place. We definitely need less hate and it is my time to change.

The world needs more people like Bob.

As of today, I'll no longer be posting on Kiwifarms or on any of the YouTube pages associated with Bob.

To you Bob, i want to say I'm sorry.
I now know that you are only trying to make the world a safer and better place.

Again, please consider joining me.


Long Story Short
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Nice April Fools joke. Well done!
 
You know what @Long Story Short you’re right. Dr. McKim, truly is an everyday hero. No one asked him to go around helping people. No one asked him to go get all that training. No one asked him for anything. Dr. McKim just knew it was the right thing to do and he went out and did it.
All he was trying to do was make his little slice of Heaven a better, safer place.

Godspeed, Dr Mckim and may you fly on angels wings.
 
I’d like to send Bob a love offering, both to make amends for my unfair judgment and to mark this most holy week in honor of our Father. Does anyone have his bank account details so I can make a direct deposit? Does he have Venmo, Cashapp or Zelle? Pls respond.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I’d like to send Bob a love offering, both to make amends for my unfair judgment and to mark this most holy week in honor of our Father. Does anyone have his bank account details so I can make a direct deposit? Does he have Venmo, Cashapp or Zelle? Pls respond.
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I'm going to send him a lifetime supply of Jim Bakker food buckets.
 
Toasty said:
I think he beat you to that. Maybe buy him the silver sol instead, get him enough and well get to see him go blue in a few years. It will be amazing. That stuff DOES cure covid, you know.
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The anointing oil he bought from Jim Bakker and rubbed on Rene's head in a voodoo ritual he filmed didn't do the trick.

Bakker has reeled in Slob, hook, line and sinker.

Like-minded convicted criminals.
 
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Well, Slob just fucked himself on his whole 'spina bifida - I can't do anything - I'm disabled bullshit story by saying he did 'labor-intensive' work for his cuzant. Then again, Slob's definition of labor-intensive might be bending over to tie his shoes, and he might have only worked for his cuzant for 3 minutes, before getting fired for being useless. The story of his life.

ps - Hi Bob! (I'll say hi to you here because you're a sackless coward that blocks comments on your pages.)

Say hi to puuurdyguuurl for me.

Maybe the next book (20-page pamphlet) you write could be a Slobspeak-to-English dictionary so we know what you're saying? Don't forget to put in sellyitis. Thanks in advance.
 
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If Bob is a loved and cherished member of the McKim family and not just a retarded leech that they all despise, why won’t his cousin volunteer to fix Bob’s roof?
 
I just talked to Bob's cuzant. He told me that Bob worked for him for about a week. He then called in wanting to know if he had earned any "paid sick leave" yet.
Bob then told his Cuzant that he had the flu and took 16 days off........ so he was fired.
 
In his latest video, Bob makes a clear death threat against my namesake:

“This world’s not big enough for both of us. One of us is going to have to go, and it’s not going to be me.”

Also David McKim got free advertising and promotion in this thread and Bob is FURIOUS about it. He’s clearly gripped by envy. He should pray about that. Then maybe his cousin would repair his sheet metal ceiling for free.

Also why does Bob store Smart Balance (margarine) on his window sill in the sunshine? I know he’s low IQ but that’s pretty stupid.

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I personally enjoyed how he had Rene’s corpse piled up in the corner with the rest of his crap... old Christmas tree... file cabinet full of “proof”.... kitten eating on her decaying corpse
 

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Bob has made a new CAER video. He's still mad about the trolls:
He showed off his new sign in the video as well:
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I fear for that poor kitten, it could get buried under an avalanche of Bob’s garbage. Or if Bob is denying Rene food again she may eat the poor thing. It’s just not safe in that trailer.

Does anyone else find it prophetic that he bought that “accident ahead” sign. We all know this jackass is going to cause another accident.
 
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It’s very sick that Bob drives around causing accidents just so he can LARP as a first responder. He’s going to get somebody killed again soon.
 
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