🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Long Story Short said:
Word is that Bob's Kia hasn't been in his parking space for a few days because he drove to DC to protest.
I tried finding him on CNN today, but I doubt he got out of his car.
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There were too many real cops wearing lime green jackets to see Slob in that crowd. If he was there, wearing a Jesus/MAGA hat, he would have been the only one waddling around smelling like shit and bacon wearing a dirty lime-green jacket with a giant 'Skywarn' patch on the back. In every crisis, you want a toothless, greasy-haired, morbidly obese weather-spotter there to keep the peace. MAOA - Make America Obese Again!
 
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A YouTube channel that catches child predators online just uploaded this video. Look at this guy. The god shirt, posture, feeble old man routine. Just like Bob, this guy thinks it's acceptable to fondle children.
"It's just fondlin."
-Robert L. McKim Sr.
 
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No videos from Bob lately. Could he have been involved with all the ruckus on January 6th? Perhaps. We all know he's a Trump supporter and how much he loves his little bisexual road trips. Maybe the authorities have taken Bob into custody.
 
YourUnclesDad said:
No videos from Bob lately. Could he have been involved with all the ruckus on January 6th? Perhaps. We all know he's a Trump supporter and how much he loves his little bisexual road trips. Maybe the authorities have taken Bob into custody.
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What you think he would be motivated enough to speed money and travel to DC? He can’t pillaged food pantries from there.
 
I'm sure that he has pronounced the current political bullshit as the apocalypse and is wearing his "evangelist dr soul clinic bacon light" costume pajamas, complete with the jesus ballcap over his greasy hair. Sitting in his recliner expectantly waiting with his little gun to protect his meal buckets from the incipient antifa hordes out to steal his hoard. Or the rapture. Whichever one comes first.
Of course if it's antifa, he might have to change costumes.
 
YourUnclesDad said:
No videos from Bob lately. Could he have been involved with all the ruckus on January 6th? Perhaps. We all know he's a Trump supporter and how much he loves his little bisexual road trips. Maybe the authorities have taken Bob into custody.
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Slob doesn't go anywhere unless he can get a welfare gas voucher.
 
Here's Bob lying to a woman about him being poor.

@4:08 This isn't your ordinary weather station...this one RUNS OFF ELECTRICITY!

@1:54 he says the old weather station works fine. I guess putting that money away for a surprise auto repair or maybe fixing the leaking roof in the bathroom isn't part of God's plan. I wonder if he'll mention his reckless spending habits to the next Pastor he will beg from in a month?

@16:04 Check this rant out. It's extremely relevant. He's a waddling contradiction. Less than 2 years ago he said these words after explaining how he tried to get a woman he was harassing fired from Midas:
(7/6/2019)"
I mean actually helping somebody in need. That's what God expects a true god-fearing Christians if you have some extra money and you see somebody in need you're supposed to help them."
-Robert L. McKim Sr.

(1/15/2021)
"I bought it my old weather station at the Walmart several years back, I still got it, it still works, just want to get something different and better."
-Robert L. McKim Sr.

Would Jesus spend $140 on a weather station if his old one still worked fine? Or would he give that money to someone who really needs it?
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How many times has the church bailed out Bob? Why ever in the hell would he not give back to the church?
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Are Your Church Members NOT Giving? Here Are 10 Reasons Why

Most people don’t tithe. Here are 10 reasons why.
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#1: They don’t believe​

In general, Christians give because they have been given a new life in Christ.

In time, we will respond to Jesus’ generosity by being generous.

If people in your church, both old and new, don't give, then the first hurdle they need to cross is within their heart.

Question: Do they believe in Jesus?
 
Did my ears deceive me or did slob admit that he or rene have representative payee (tard wrangler) during that scam call where he politely handed over renes personal information like an idiot? He was giving up her info instead of his, wonder why? But why would someone sending him a free prize need to know of his or his " fiance's" income source? Or name, birthday etc... the fact that he hadn't hung up ages before is a testament to his greed and his stellar IQ. Truly the love of money is the root of all boomers thinking they got hacked.
 
YourUnclesDad said:
Here's Bob lying to a woman about him being poor.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C8YnwF-SZRQ
@4:08 This isn't your ordinary weather station...this one RUNS OFF ELECTRICITY!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4m9LXcBGe0:248
@1:54 he says the old weather station works fine. I guess putting that money away for a surprise auto repair or maybe fixing the leaking roof in the bathroom isn't part of God's plan. I wonder if he'll mention his reckless spending habits to the next Pastor he will beg from in a month?

@16:04 Check this rant out. It's extremely relevant. He's a waddling contradiction. Less than 2 years ago he said these words after explaining how he tried to get a woman he was harassing fired from Midas:
(7/6/2019)"
I mean actually helping somebody in need. That's what God expects a true god-fearing Christians if you have some extra money and you see somebody in need you're supposed to help them."
-Robert L. McKim Sr.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4JcxCpC81-M:964
(1/15/2021)
"I bought it my old weather station at the Walmart several years back, I still got it, it still works, just want to get something different and better."
-Robert L. McKim Sr.

Would Jesus spend $140 on a weather station if his old one still worked fine? Or would he give that money to someone who really needs it?
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How many times has the church bailed out Bob? Why ever in the hell would he not give back to the church?
get.tithe.ly

Are Your Church Members NOT Giving? Here Are 10 Reasons Why

Most people don’t tithe. Here are 10 reasons why.
get.tithe.ly get.tithe.ly

#1: They don’t believe​

In general, Christians give because they have been given a new life in Christ.

In time, we will respond to Jesus’ generosity by being generous.

If people in your church, both old and new, don't give, then the first hurdle they need to cross is within their heart.

Question: Do they believe in Jesus?
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He should put the weather station in his bathroom so he can tell the weather service when rain comes through the roof and ceiling of his rolled-roofing shithole.

This report just in! - It's raining in Slob McKim's bathroom in a trailer park in Carrollton Ohio.

In review - An abundance of electronics in his dilapidated shithole trailer, radios, antennas, flashy lights, 2 dashcams, custom-made decals and a vanity plate on the Care Bear mobile, drives around looking for/causing accidents in the Care Bear mobile using government gas vouchers, an abundant variety of lime green clothes, an abundant variety of meaningless badges and patches on said clothes, an abundance of Jesus hats and t-shirts, a new weather station (likely bought with Rene's COVID-19 stimulus check) that replaced a working weather station, constantly bitching and moaning he doesn't have enough money, regularly begs for 'help' (money), gets money from local Pastors (of real churches), steals from every Food Bank within a 100-mile radius (taking food from those who truly need it, and then complains that the quality and variety of the stolen food isn't up to his standards) on a weekly basis, keeps a marginally-functional human barely alive in order to cash her welfare checks - - - roof in the trailer has leaked for years.

Claims to be a 'God-fearing Christian, prophet and chosen one'.

I can't decide if this clown is more an off-the-charts hypocritical piece of shit or a lying selfish money-grubbing welfare fraud piece of shit.

Let's set the Wayback Machine and go back in time to look at this from ("that's, of course, reverend doctor') from 10 years ago.

It's amazing that a morbidly-obese 'disabled' guy with a litany of (imagined) medical ailments has no trouble installing radios, antennas and flashy lights on his pimped-out Care Bear mobile but can't climb a ladder to stuff his ceiling with insulation or fix a leaky roof.

I guess his 'permanent disability' comes and goes.
 
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In yesterday's video where Bob almost caused an accident with an innocent semi driver, he once again proves that he can't read.
Bob claims "ferguson" is spelled "freightliner".
 
Long Story Short said:
In yesterday's video where Bob almost caused an accident with an innocent semi driver, he once again proves that he can't read.
Bob claims "ferguson" is spelled "freightliner".
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Willard on the Cart said:
Brand New weather station, paid for by the tax dollars of the hard working members of Kiwi Farms.
You're welcome Tubby.
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I'm surprised Slob didn't mention (bitch about) his new neighbors while he was out waddling around his shithole. I'm guessing it didn't take long for the new neighbors to figure out he's a lunatic and told Slob to fuck off. Now that I think about it, I'm not surprised. They've joined everyone in the Village of Carrollton in realizing that Slob is the Village Idiot.
 
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