🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Only person who looks normal in that family is the ginger. When the ginger is the most normal looking person in your family you've done something wrong.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
The "Christian evangelists" all find a verse from the Bible from that book of hearsay fairytales to justify what they did and continue to do and cover their tracks. Jimmy Swaggert and Jim Bakker are 2 excellent examples. Fuck up, read a verse, be a hypocrite, rinse, lather, repeat. Slob's been quoting fables for years to justify 1.) why people should give him money and free stuff, 2.) why he's special and doesn't need a marriage license, and 3.) the old 'working with hands schtick'. Slob said in one of the very first videos that he doesn't have a job, he has a career. Well, we've all seen that his 'career' is being a freeloading, selfish, lying, hypocrite, following the footsteps of his convicted felon, ex-con, food bucket buddy Jim Bakker.
When it comes to being a freeloading con man, this clown is in a league of his own: Peter Jerkoff and Peter Jerkoff
Keep your finger on the volume control. The audio on the first video is low and the second video is loud.
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I sincerely hope there's a special place in Hell for these kinds of people. Because with all the shit Bob's done, he sure a shit isn't getting into Heaven.
 
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Long Story Short said:
Can you imagine arriving in heaven some day and seeing Bob and Rene sitting in a shit stained cloud infested with roaches.
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Lol, with Bob bitching about the condition of the cloud and how nice other people's clouds are.
 
I have friends in Sugar Creek and they have told me the truth.
Evidently there were 2 different accidents. The first one was before Bob arrived. He got out of his vehicle to help direct traffic and directed these two vehicles into each other. I hear that there are possibly charges pending against Bob.
This comes from a very trustworthy source.
 
Willard on the Cart said:
I have friends in Sugar Creek and they have told me the truth.
Evidently there were 2 different accidents. The first one was before Bob arrived. He got out of his vehicle to help direct traffic and directed these two vehicles into each other. I hear that there are possibly charges pending against Bob.
This comes from a very trustworthy source.
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I hope so. A literal retard like Bob pretending to be a cop can be very dangerous, as this shit shows. He should go to jail. I'm not sure if what he did constitutes impersonating a police officer, but if it does, that's a felony many places.
 
Let me just sit here and further block the flow of traffic. I'm sure if somebody is injured, my blocking the road even more will help actual real first responders get though. Oh, well, they can go around me just like everyone else.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
The authorities need to stop this menace to society LARPing as a police officer. He’s going to kill even more people than he has already (RIP Willard!).
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Don’t forget R.L. Loader! Back in ‘94 Bob was cruising the back roads around Bumfuck Ohio, looking for people passing on double yellow lines, when a Mrs. Lucille loader flagged him down thinking he was a real cop. She had a minor break in, wherein someone stole 45 pounds of bacon from her freezer. As soon as she saw Bob in the drivers seat, she tried to run away screaming. Bob caught up with her (she was in her early 90’s), but it still took him a while to make up the 4 foot head start lucillehad on him) and bashed her head in with a scrap of metal roofing (not a full sheet- they cost too much even in 1994). long story short, Bob got away with murder. He planted evidence so that 2 innocent teenagers took the fall for Bob‘s crime. One of them was actually executed, so I guess that’s 2 murders Bob is responsible for. I guess we know now why Rene doesn’t try to lumber and roll away... she’s a-feared Bob will gut her like a hog.
 
Did you hear the music Bob is playing in his vehicle? Pure smut. I know he has dragged Rene to the county fair before to hear filth merchants in concert, but he even listens to this trash while driving. No wonder he gets so distracted he causes multi-car pileups.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
I'm sure he checked first to make sure no one was hurt and attempted to render assistance before he started complaining and attempting to grift.
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It didn't take the guy in the accident long to tell Slob to fuck off and go away. Like everyone else Slob comes in contact with.
crayolasword said:
Looks like Bob was out waddling around an intersection in Sugarcreek, OH and caused a 2 car accident.
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Slob has a new dashcam, bought and paid for by American taxpayers.
The Last Stand said:
That clicking in the beginning was annoying.

"Traffic control" :story: that's the opposite of controlled.

Those poor people.
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Tell me if you've heard this one: A morbidly obese smelly toothless guy dressed in a dirty lime green jacket covered with useless patches waddles up to a guy just involved in a fender-bender and mumbles that he's president and founder of the Care Bear Radio patrol and he's there to help.
 
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I'm guessing RLM was filming these clips of the accident past his nap time. Did you notice how the camera angle was dropping the longer he held it?!
I'm thinking most folks could have found a free to use video editor and just strung the clips together into one, but no RLM has to video the computer playing them - doesn't even have anything extra to say about it.
 
Kangaroo said:
I'm guessing RLM was filming these clips of the accident past his nap time. Did you notice how the camera angle was dropping the longer he held it?!
I'm thinking most folks could have found a free to use video editor and just strung the clips together into one, but no RLM has to video the computer playing them - doesn't even have anything extra to say about it.
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Kangaroo said:
I'm guessing RLM was filming these clips of the accident past his nap time. Did you notice how the camera angle was dropping the longer he held it?!
I'm thinking most folks could have found a free to use video editor and just strung the clips together into one, but no RLM has to video the computer playing them - doesn't even have anything extra to say about it.
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With 2 functioning brain cells and an IQ of 39, you can only do so much.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
What is the point of these videos of random accidents, other than Bob keeping a YouTube catalogue of fatal accidents he has personally and purposely caused?
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When you think about it, without the internet Slob would be sitting in his recliner all day in a falling-down shithole trailer watching Jim Bakker. He's already a useless nobody, but he'd be a useless nobody that no one ever heard of. He'd have no outlet to show anyone interested in his comedy routine just how much of a selfish asshole he is. He'd have no one to 'preach to', no watching him trying to read and pronounce words with more than 2 syllables, no "Beacon Light Ministry and Soul Clinic', no Care Bear Patrol, no trailer park weather reports to make him feel important, and no videos of him bitching and ranting that he doesn't get enough free stuff. He makes videos to stay self-important in his own feeble mind. The reality is - No internet, no Slob. It's easy to turn Slob off; don't watch him. But that wouldn't matter to Slob, he'd still crank out videos. Because he's a 'chosen one.'
 
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