🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Cosmic bellboy - yeah, that's a good way of describing it

The Bible says the borrower is slave to the lender (Proverbs 22:7) - the scripture's words, not mine. I wonder who Bob has enslaved himself to.

The Bible also says the wicked borrow and do not repay (Psalm 37:21). Don't get mad at me, Bob, you have professed your belief in the Bible countless times.

The Bible even says if a man does not provide for his own family, he has denied the faith and is worse than an infidel (First Timothy 5: eight. That should make Bob angry.

Like I said earlier, the Bible, which Bob professes to be God's word, has much to say about money and possessions. Funny how Bob doesn't preach about the above quotations.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cosmic bellboy - yeah, that's a good way of describing it

The Bible says the borrower is slave to the lender (Proverbs 22:7) - the scripture's words, not mine. I wonder who Bob has enslaved himself to.

The Bible also says the wicked borrow and do not repay (Psalm 37:21). Don't get mad at me, Bob, you have professed your belief in the Bible countless times.

The Bible even says if a man does not provide for his own family, he has denied the faith and is worse than an infidel (First Timothy 5: eight. That should make Bob angry.

Like I said earlier, the Bible, which Bob professes to be God's word, has much to say about money and possessions. Funny how Bob doesn't preach about the above quotations.

Bob would probably argue that this stuff only applies to people who weren’t born with debilitating birth defects like his spina bifida occulta (he’s in the OCCULT!!!) and low IQ.

One problem: If someone is truly disabled, they have more work opportunities than ever. He wouldn’t even have to leave his recliner.

Bob also boasts of being the “founder” of something that doesn’t exist. He’d never admit that it doesn’t exist and that he does nothing with relation to this non-entity. But if he’s so active with this farce and his “ministry,” why can’t he get a job? Or start a business that could support him?

WE know why. But Bob could never answer that without lying through his teeth. He’s as much of a fraud as his imaginary savior JC.

 

[crayolasword]

That’s where you’re wrong. Bob paid to file for a trade name in Ohio for CAER Emergency Radio Security Buttfuck Patrol. It does exist. It’s real in the governments eyes even though he doesn’t believe the government has the right to issue marriage licenses.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That’s where you’re wrong. Bob paid to file for a trade name in Ohio for CAER Emergency Radio Security Buttfuck Patrol. It does exist. It’s real in the governments eyes even though he doesn’t believe the government has the right to issue marriage licenses.

Right. It’s more accurate to say that CAER “exists” as a legal fiction and is completely dormant. “Founder” means he’s the guy who filled out the form for his sedentary LARPing adventure. But he’s too “disabled” to fill out forms in the course of a paid job.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Bob being able to work or not is a complicated question. Yes, his physical and mental illnesses affect him and he has limitations of what he can do. He also has the complication of his current financial situation being affected, both his eligibility for welfare programs and whatever financial trouble he's gotten himself into with his student loans.

That said, a social worker or other professionals in the state vocational rehab program or other health and human agencies could help him. Bob, to my knowledge, hasn't looked into that, which I think is a legitimate criticism of him not taking responsibility for his lot in life. That said, he may have looked into it and quit when it got too frustrating or he failed a program, I don't think I've ever heard if he's tried to work things out with any government or private programs other than to get handouts.

Another thing that affects him is his nasty disposition. He has criticized doctors and nutritionists, highly qualified medical professionals, for telling him things he didn't want to hear or for not doing things his way. It wouldn't be surprising if he threw a tantrum if a social worker told him something he didn't want to hear or wouldn't bend the rules for him.

Yes, in Bob's book, he said he expects Christians to bend the rules for him in Christian love if he demand they do so.

 

[Kangaroo]

THANK YOU!!!! Yes, some people have issues cutting their toenails for medical or physical reasons, but (powerlevel) my neghibor had to get his done because he was 90 and diabetic. I would help him with his insurance paperwork that came in, and he was military and regular doctor places, but had to go to doctor. Just to get that done, it was 350 dollars EVERY TWO WEEKS. Can you imagine how much this costs?! Also Bob also gets the government to buy his shoes, anytime he needs meds over the counter he just has his doctor write a perception for it (him AND renee) for small things like benadryl, aspirin etc. Do you realise how much money not one but TWO of these people drain off?! And I'm quite sure there are quite a bit of these subsubus's out there. It drains tax payers and people like Bob and Renee dont even try to pay for things themselves they have learned to suck out of government, churches, people whom feel bad etc.

Bob claims he worked enough for this money, but if he worked enough quarters he would not be getting SSI (which is a welfare program to make up for people whom haven't worked enough quarters. It's one thing to help people, but a whole other to cottle and not have them help themselves. Hes able to get online a lot...why cant he get a job working from home online?! So many options.

But I agree with you. Go to a beauty salon and pay yourself to get toenails done. It wouldnt be as bad if every. Single. Thing. In. These. Humans. Life. Is. Free.

Then you know, if Bob did get a new vehicle, he sure wouldnt use that vehicle to deliver food to elderly like meals on wheels, or maybe take THEM to a store without hitting them up for gas money. People like this just take take take and drain every system they can tap into, and it dont matter if they use up the system that could help others that desperately need it vs using it so they can buy whatever junk they justify to themselves they WANT (not need) that month.

Its sad.

Now I can understand a 90yo having to go get his toenails cut. But there's two of them in the invested caravan of theirs - could they not do each others nails or is that asking too much, must be beneath them, just like is was beneath Jesus washing his disciples feet? .... oh wait.

And he cannot get a job doing anything - job = income - income = losing SSI - which then means all his debt (esp student) suddenly becomes due and he owes more than he could ever hope to earn in 30 years, let alone the rest of his life.

Cosmic bellboy - yeah, that's a good way of describing it

The Bible says the borrower is slave to the lender (Proverbs 22:7) - the scripture's words, not mine. I wonder who Bob has enslaved himself to.

The Bible also says the wicked borrow and do not repay (Psalm 37:21). Don't get mad at me, Bob, you have professed your belief in the Bible countless times.

The Bible even says if a man does not provide for his own family, he has denied the faith and is worse than an infidel (First Timothy 5: eight. That should make Bob angry.

Like I said earlier, the Bible, which Bob professes to be God's word, has much to say about money and possessions. Funny how Bob doesn't preach about the above quotations.

He's said much about how the bible doesn't apply to his situation (mostly about how he's a chosen one) - The 1 Timothy passage, he claims applies only to widows - I'm not sure he understands that a widow doesn't have a man providing for her. The rest of that passage, basically says a young widow needs to get married, so as not to be a burden on the church, but older widows should be cared for by the church. I'm guessing Proverbs and Psalms only applies to people not in his position - and anyway he's a chosen one, so therefore not wicked - even if he does borrow and not repay. There's a whole lot of other stuff about what foolish people do compared with wise people - but he transcends the wisdom of the common man, because once again... chosen one.

Maybe one day, he'll bring balance to the force?!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob being able to work or not is a complicated question. Yes, his physical and mental illnesses affect him and he has limitations of what he can do. He also has the complication of his current financial situation being affected, both his eligibility for welfare programs and whatever financial trouble he's gotten himself into with his student loans.

I’m talking only about ability to work, not whether or not it would be convenient for him. Working isn’t something people do for
convenience. They do it to pay the bills. Bob can’t pay his bills and he EXPECTS working stiffs to pay his way in life forever. That’s Bob’s Christianity: GIMME! NOW! IN JEEZIZ NAME!

I know people with much more severe disabilities than whatever Bob has going on. They work. This includes a guy with Williams Syndrome with an IQ of maybe 40 points, who has two part-time jobs and a side gig.

Bob has zero excuse. If he can make videos and post on social media, he can get a paycheck. He simply refuses to work. And everyone who doesn’t hand over their money to him? WE are the selfish ones. He really does walk the commie walk of his imaginary messiah JC. Bob is the ultimate Bernie Sanders supporter.

 

[Kangaroo]

I’m talking only about ability to work, not whether or not it would be convenient for him. Working isn’t something people do for
convenience. They do it to pay the bills. Bob can’t pay his bills and he EXPECTS working stiffs to pay his way in life forever. That’s Bob’s Christianity: GIMME! NOW! IN JEEZIZ NAME!

I know people with much more severe disabilities than whatever Bob has going on. They work. This includes a guy with Williams Syndrome with an IQ of maybe 40 points, who has two part-time jobs and a side gig.

Bob has zero excuse. If he can make videos and post on social media, he can get a paycheck. He simply refuses to work. And everyone who doesn’t hand over their money to him? WE are the selfish ones. He really does walk the commie walk of his imaginary messiah JC. Bob is the ultimate Bernie Sanders supporter.

There is the added problem that he's burnt all his bridges - nobody would give him a job, even if he was qualified. His has a bad attitude, doesn't present well - he couldn't even work as a greeter at the local grocery store - our local stores have greeters more disabled than RLM is, and they all have cheerful attitudes and even bathed/showered before they went to work!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There is the added problem that he's burnt all his bridges - nobody would give him a job, even if he was qualified. His has a bad attitude, doesn't present well - he couldn't even work as a greeter at the local grocery store - our local stores have greeters more disabled than RLM is, and they all have cheerful attitudes and even bathed/showered before they went to work!!

That’s my point. All the reasons he “can’t” work are actually reasons he WON’T work.

He won’t bathe or wash his hair.
He won’t get a haircut.
He won’t dress presentably.
He won’t be friendly to people.
He won’t apply for remote working jobs.
He won’t even research remote working jobs.

Bob refuses to work or to do anything to make himself employable. He’s posting on FB about a widowed father of seven children who was given a gift of $10,000. SO UNFAIR! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BOB’S MONEY! He had a prophecy!!!!

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!
2019 was truly a miserable year for our favorite bigot. 2020 will start off with Bob having all of the same issues only with around $12,000 of additional debt. I'm guessing by late spring, early summer, the shit will hit the fan!!
I hope everyone has a wonderful 2020, except you Bob. My hope for you is that you get exactly what you deserve.
By the way, no one hates you because of your preaching. I suspect that most people, like me, fast forward when you start reading about the magic sky fairy.
There are so many other reasons to dislike you. Let me count the ways!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not gonna lie, I’m feeling genuinely worried for Renee now. Her fortunes and quality of life plummet when Bob spirals like this. How will it affect her when he’s got this new loan strangling him and nobody responds (positively) to his monthly video begging for sometime to pay the loan off?

Still waiting to hear from Bob how he’s going to show his gratitude to his cosmic bellboy JC by doing good works for others. He has ample free time to volunteer some shifts at the food bank or visit lonely elderly people in nursing homes. Since we have yet to see Bob do one good deed over all these years he’s been begging and taking from others, it will be a huge milestone if he ever does anything for anyone else.

 

[jenffer a jay]

i will bet 2 week in 2o2o2 bob new car will full apate

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is back to his magic number of followers.

Here’s a lead for you, Bob. Since you’re so familiar with identifying hacking and hackers, why not turn your passion into marketable expertise? It will be easy for a doctor to qualify for those scholarships!

 

[Kangaroo]

If he's had a debt written off - that counts as income as far as the IRS is concerned - he could be facing a tax bill this year, rather than his usual "free money".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If he's had a debt written off - that counts as income as far as the IRS is concerned - he could be facing a tax bill this year, rather than his usual "free money".

Bob better hope his next “prophecy” is a dream about all IRS administration facilities being destroyed in controlled demolitions across America.

I still can’t process that he recorded that video thinking he’d won some kind of victory over the Internet assassins at Kiwi Farms. Bob won a five-figure loan he can’t afford, an invoice from the feds, and possibly a reduction in benefits. We’re laughing harder than ever. His boy JC is still sucking cocks in hell. Happy New Year!!!!

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Happy new year!
You know what we never really hear about but I remember snippets of? His job at the local Goodwill. Didn't he also get fired from there some years back? That's all I can remember right now and I don't know of the video he mentions it in.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Happy new year!
You know what we never really hear about but I remember snippets of? His job at the local Goodwill. Didn't he also get fired from there some years back? That's all I can remember right now and I don't know of the video he mentions it in.

I don’t remember that at all! Huh. That wasn’t the job he was fired from because Renée kept showing up at his workplace and Bob kept breaching the confidentiality of the identities of the disabled people he was supposed to be helping, was it? The one where his excuse was “Everybody else was doing it, so why not me?”

 

[Fwiffo]

If he's had a debt written off - that counts as income as far as the IRS is concerned - he could be facing a tax bill this year, rather than his usual "free money".

Question: if he’s had a debt written off — I.e. he owed the money, failed to pay it, and his creditors saw no way to possibly recoup their loss — isn’t that going to utterly torpedo his credit rating? I ask because I can’t see how he could possibly find a lender to finance a nearly $11k car. The only possible way I could see this succeeding is if he found one of those sketchy bad credit/no credit lenders and he’s going to pay $20k on this $11k car over the next 8 years or something.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Question: if he’s had a debt written off — I.e. he owed the money, failed to pay it, and his creditors saw no way to possibly recoup their loss — isn’t that going to utterly torpedo his credit rating? I ask because I can’t see how he could possibly find a lender to finance a nearly $11k car. The only possible way I could see this succeeding is if he found one of those sketchy bad credit/no credit lenders and he’s going to pay $20k on this $11k car over the next 8 years or something.

Bob claims on FB that the lender “released the van from the loan” and it wasn’t a charge-off. They were just like “No, Bob, don’t pay us all the money you owe us. We’re cool.”

 

[crayolasword]

Most of those sketchy auto sellers plan on the vehicle being repoed and sold multiple times. Not to mention the lender told him they wouldn’t do 15K on the Ford SUV so I can’t imagine his credit is in that great of shape. Auto dealerships will get financing for people with scores as low as 530 for $20-27k on brand new cars. Once the car is sold from the dealership they know the payments are between the owner and the lending institution. They’ve sold the car and got it off their lot.