🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Most of those sketchy auto sellers plan on the vehicle being repoed and sold multiple times. Not to mention the lender told him they wouldn’t do 15K on the Ford SUV so I can’t imagine his credit is in that great of shape. Auto dealerships will get financing for people with scores as low as 530 for $20-27k on brand new cars. Once the car is sold from the dealership they know the payments are between the owner and the lending institution. They’ve sold the car and got it off their lot.
I just don’t see how you can get a loan at all when you have literally no job and are on welfare with decades of unpaid student loans and other debt. It’s almost enough to make a person believe in JC.
 
I just don’t see how you can get a loan at all when you have literally no job and are on welfare with decades of unpaid student loans and other debt. It’s almost enough to make a person believe in JC.

Auto loans in the USA are going bad at record rates because they are doing the same shit that led to the 2008 housing mess; liar loans/stated income loans. He is about to be one of many:

 
I remember that mess was what caused Harley Davidson to have a lot of problems. They gave out all sorts of subprime loans. Then the recession hit and what’s the first thing people quit paying on: a $25,000 motorcycle that is no where near a necessity.
 
I remember that mess was what caused Harley Davidson to have a lot of problems. They gave out all sorts of subprime loans. Then the recession hit and what’s the first thing people quit paying on: a $25,000 motorcycle that is no where near a necessity.
So Bob’s messiah JC gave those people the gift of bankruptcies? What a friend he has in Jesus, indeed!

I can’t wait for his next video. Few things are as fun as watching Bob demonstrate his complete ignorance of Hebrew and Aramaic as he tells us all what his bible “means.” It’s like watching a mute give enunciation lessons.
 
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Bob went to the food bank once, I think it was in the late spring or early summer, and complained they didn't have any deer meat. You know why they had deer meat at the food bank? Because hunters had donated it from when they had a successful harvest. It's muzzleloading season from Wednesday till Saturday this week, so don't worry, Bob, you can get some deer meat the next time you get your handouts from the food bank.

I'm not even going to ask why Bob doesn't go hunting and fishing, we all know why - too lazy.
 
Credit rating really only matters if you’re successful professional who could get hit refinancing your vacation home. Or you’re just regular everyday person who needs a new car.
It doesn’t really matter if you’re a tard living in a dilapidated trailer with a tard wife on government cheese.
 
I’m OK with Bob being too lazy to hunt. We don’t need lunatic JC cult members running wild with firearms.

Credit rating really only matters if you’re successful professional who could get hit refinancing your vacation home. Or you’re just regular everyday person who needs a new car.
It doesn’t really matter if you’re a tard living in a dilapidated trailer with a tard wife on government cheese.
They are not married! Bob chooses to live in degenerate sin with Renée. In addition to threesomes with other men, he also proudly fornicates out of wedlock. He rejects Jesus by his actions.

Talk is free, so Bob can afford that. But his behavior is anything but Christian. If you went just by his deeds, you’d think Bob actually worships Satan. Bob, is it true you named your cat Lucy after Lucifer?
 
They are not married! Bob chooses to live in degenerate sin with Renée. In addition to threesomes with other men, he also proudly fornicates out of wedlock. He rejects Jesus by his actions.

Talk is free, so Bob can afford that. But his behavior is anything but Christian. If you went just by his deeds, you’d think Bob actually worships Satan. Bob, is it true you named your cat Lucy after Lucifer?

RLM chooses to live in degenerate sin, because if he got married they would get less social security payments - or as RLM likes to put it: The Government would take away some of his money. He has in the passed called her: wife, fiance wife - but then he realized that those terms could jeopardize his receipt of "free government money" so he quit with those terms. I think we should just refer to her as "shack-up honey", since it fits the situation.
 
RLM chooses to live in degenerate sin, because if he got married they would get less social security payments - or as RLM likes to put it: The Government would take away some of his money. He has in the passed called her: wife, fiance wife - but then he realized that those terms could jeopardize his receipt of "free government money" so he quit with those terms. I think we should just refer to her as "shack-up honey", since it fits the situation.

He's going apeshit about this on FB. What are the odds his pastors with the pursestrings on their charity handouts have held Bob's nasty-ass feet to the fire over fornicating with Renee out of wedlock?

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RLM can take things so literally - the bible doesn't mention marriage licenses because there was no such thing. It does mention marriage and that living together unmarried is a sin. Part of the requirement to get married in the US is to have a marriage license. I believe the bible also mentions a requirement to follow the laws of the nation you live in, except where they contradict God's law - so bowing down and worshipping the king is right out, and you should allow yourself to be thrown into a den of lions for not doing that (c.f Daniel). But claiming you can't get married because the bible doesn't mention marriage licenses is complete BS - it's an admin thing, like travelling to the home city of your family in order to be counted for the census (see I nicely tied back to the Mary and Joseph thing there), I'm pretty sure that the bible doesn't set that out as a requirement under God's law.

As for the Mary and Joseph not being married, that is technically true. A couple would declare their intent to marry, and once that was all formalized they would move in as a married couple - it took time to arrange those big wedding ceremonies, and I'm guessing that whole census thing got in the way of having the party. It was also the case that if your betrothed fell pregnant and you weren't responsible, you could call it all off because she was obviously a woman of loose morals - an Angel did visit Joseph to tell him God would not be happy if he did this.

Bottom line RLM is a very selective when it comes to which of God's laws he needs to be following, and which he can ignore - but as for all the non-believers, they need to be following all of them, or else. Very bad example for a man of God to take.
 
RLM can take things so literally - the bible doesn't mention marriage licenses because there was no such thing. It does mention marriage and that living together unmarried is a sin. Part of the requirement to get married in the US is to have a marriage license. I believe the bible also mentions a requirement to follow the laws of the nation you live in, except where they contradict God's law - so bowing down and worshipping the king is right out, and you should allow yourself to be thrown into a den of lions for not doing that (c.f Daniel). But claiming you can't get married because the bible doesn't mention marriage licenses is complete BS - it's an admin thing, like travelling to the home city of your family in order to be counted for the census (see I nicely tied back to the Mary and Joseph thing there), I'm pretty sure that the bible doesn't set that out as a requirement under God's law.

As for the Mary and Joseph not being married, that is technically true. A couple would declare their intent to marry, and once that was all formalized they would move in as a married couple - it took time to arrange those big wedding ceremonies, and I'm guessing that whole census thing got in the way of having the party. It was also the case that if your betrothed fell pregnant and you weren't responsible, you could call it all off because she was obviously a woman of loose morals - an Angel did visit Joseph to tell him God would not be happy if he did this.

Bottom line RLM is a very selective when it comes to which of God's laws he needs to be following, and which he can ignore - but as for all the non-believers, they need to be following all of them, or else. Very bad example for a man of God to take.
It's not quite a pile-on on Bob's FB, but we're not the only ones calling him out for his hypocrisy. For some reason, Bob is afraid to address this in a video. Welfare fraud isn't exactly something a pastor should be admitting to in public. Then again, his hero is Jim Bakker, who stole tens of millions of dollars from the elderly, poor and otherwise vulnerable people while also cheating on his wife with hookers. Bob's personal heroes are all perverts and thieves.

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I'm really not sure that RLM loves Rene - but even if he does, he loves the welfare check that she provides him with so much more. If it wasn't all about the "free government money", he'd have been married years ago.

... Then again, his hero is Jim Bakker, who stole tens of millions of dollars from the elderly, poor and otherwise vulnerable people while also cheating on his wife with hookers...
You missed out gullible :lol: and yes I think RLM fits all of these descriptors.
 
He’s fat as all get out. He’s so fat that he destroyed the frame on his van he just got rid of. Warped it so bad that bolts couldn’t stay tightened.
 
He’s fat as all get out. He’s so fat that he destroyed the frame on his van he just got rid of. Warped it so bad that bolts couldn’t stay tightened.
If Bob really believed man was created in God’s image, he wouldn’t treat his body like a garbage disposal. He might also bathe more regularly. He’s making a mockery of JC and all Christians. It’s awesome!

Several people have now chimed in on his FB, calling out his welfare fraud and bisexual degeneracy. I’m on mobile and can’t easily upload but worth checking out.
 
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A particularly stupid video from Rev. Slob, where he misinterprets Scripture and the American Constitution, bitches about Walmart not stocking the items he desires, accuses people on social media of spreading "lies," and claims that the law doesn't apply to him -- especially when "young, snot-nosed brats" quote it. Wonder who's been yanking his chain lately?

 
Slob's paranoia is getting bad -- he's so convinced that people are hacking his YT and FB accounts, that he introduces this video in the middle of the feed. He starts to bitch about KF around 3:20.

Pro tip, Slob -- don't attribute to hackers, what can be explained by your own technical incompetence and general stupidity. And we don't "hate" you or your half-witted trailer-trash ministry -- we're amused by them.

 
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