🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Long Story Short said:
Bob's life is beginning to unravel. This is going to be fun to watch!!
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I just have to put it out there that I would love nothing more than for Bob to repent, see the error of his ways and his entire worldview, take responsibility for his life, get healthy and live the rest of his years in serenity.

Since that's not going to happen, I'm just going to enjoy the cautionary tale as it unfolds. The only one I feel genuinely sorry for is Renee. It seems she never really stood a chance in life, through no fault of her own. She has a family who love her and have done everything they reasonably can to keep her safe from harm. But she ended up with Bob and it's been downhill from there. Bob has to know that her life has only gotten worse since she met him. He'll never acknowledge that he is the reason why. What he's done to Renee is what I find most ghoulish. Just when I start to feel bad for him, I remember her and think, "Nah, let him hang."

I can't remember: How did they meet originally?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
These are the kinds of circumstances that should make Bob reflect on his good fortune to still have a roof over their heads. If not for that trailer, they'd be living in that van. I don't know if his lot is paid for or rented, but he needs to do everything possible to make sure they don't lose it. When you look back on all his videos of buying Renee literally dozens of new cell phones and buying her new laptops and iPads several times a year, it's even more unbelievable that he's begging for someone to buy him a new van now.

Not to mention that if their income is that low, they no doubt qualify for HEAP and other programs to get their bills paid. Bob says he has a budget, but for some reason has not shared it when he is commanding people to pay his bills and buy him a new vehicle. I'm sure he's still shelling out for luxuries like prepaid legal services and unnecessary electronics.
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What RLM thinks budget means: I pay my bills.

This belief is somewhat questionable - if his van loan got charged off, then that means the loan company decided that there was no way they were ever going to see the money that he owed them, he hadn't paid on the loan for a significant number of months and that it wasn't worth repo-ing that van, as you couldn't sell it for scrap to cover the debt, most likely you couldn't sell it for scrap to cover the cost of a repo agent.

It's now also likely that RLM cannot afford the payments on the new car loan, and since it's (possibly) worth $10,500 it really is worth repo-ing if he doesn't make the payments on it. I could also point out that new car is newer and worth more than the combined value of both of my cars - and by his logic he shouldn't have something so nice and should maybe donate it to me!! But then I'm not such a petty a-hole and actually take care of my older cars, so they'll still probably last longer than this new one of his!!
 
So Bob finally took our advice and it got him a new vehicle. But he still credits his imaginary messiah because reasons.

I'm glad Bob stopped begging and bellyaching and demanding free stuff and took some action to secure a vehicle under his own steam. That's exactly what people here and elsewhere have been telling him to do, literally for years. You finally did it, Bob! Imagine if he took our advice more often.

Note that when he talks about the trip to Indiana for the family reunion, Bob fails to mention the significant financial help John Andrews and Renee's mother gave them to make the trip possible. This included putting them up in a hotel, paying for meals, and other subsidies. If Bob was really a Christian, he'd say thank you and express heartfelt gratitude for how much my namesake has bailed his lazy ass out financially over the years. But no, Bob is a bad person and never acknowledges the endless kindnesses, financial and otherwise, that John Andrews has paid him.

Bob is stupid, so he can't see that his behavior is what proves his Christianity is a scam. He's not a Christian. He just sees an opportunity to get free stuff and free money out of churches, pastors, food banks and actual Christians.

Notice how he introduces himself as the "founder" of something that doesn't exist. I really think this dumb son of a bitch thinks his "prophecy" video is going to go viral. :story:He loves claiming titles like "evangelist" and "preacher" when his output is 100% about how the world owes Bob free stuff and free money. Sure, he'll cite a Bible verse or two as a way to weasel his way into the pockets of Christians who are even stupider than he is. But he's not preaching or evangelizing. He's begging and bitching. It's literally all he does.

And this is why I WANT Bob to keep making his videos. Everything he says reveals that his religion is a scam. Bob is chasing off potential recruits for JC with every video he posts. It's glorious. Please never stop, Bob!
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
The odometer thing actually made me feel terrible for him. He is clearly a very low IQ individual. It hurt my heart tbh.

As always, Bob reminded me in mere seconds why pity is wasted on him. Claiming to be a prophet? My God. He is delusional. He clearly never studied the biblical definition of prophecy. Not gonna get into it here, but to say he is ignorant is an understatement. Then again, Bob worships JC, who also failed to meet the biblical definition of prophecy.

What really got me was Bob lecturing the world about gratitude. This bitch does nothing but complain every goddamn day. If he’d acknowledged his own lack of gratitude and said “I know, I’m one to talk! But I’m working on improving myself,“ I’d almost respect him. But no, he just condescends to tell others how they fall short of his standards.

I think he started a new narrative in this video: claiming to suffer from chronic pain. Maybe he thinks this is the way to justify his bone idleness and cash in, by cultivating the idea that he’s in agony all day. Mark my words, this isn’t the last we’ll hear of this.

Rather rich of him to talk about others who “think it’s funny to report people.” Motherfucker you brag about calling the cops on people who make fun of you on the internet. What a crybaby.

As for the toenail thing, just go to a salon and pay them $10 to cut your nails. Or double that and get a pedicure with massage. (Ask for a “sport pedi” to get it without polish.) Pros know how to cut ingrown-prone nails, you don’t need to burden working stiffs with the bills for hundreds of dollars for getting your toenails cut. Of course Bob doesn’t give a shit if taxpayers are footing the bill for him (again).
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THANK YOU!!!! Yes, some people have issues cutting their toenails for medical or physical reasons, but (powerlevel) my neghibor had to get his done because he was 90 and diabetic. I would help him with his insurance paperwork that came in, and he was military and regular doctor places, but had to go to doctor. Just to get that done, it was 350 dollars EVERY TWO WEEKS. Can you imagine how much this costs?! Also Bob also gets the government to buy his shoes, anytime he needs meds over the counter he just has his doctor write a perception for it (him AND renee) for small things like benadryl, aspirin etc. Do you realise how much money not one but TWO of these people drain off?! And I'm quite sure there are quite a bit of these subsubus's out there. It drains tax payers and people like Bob and Renee dont even try to pay for things themselves they have learned to suck out of government, churches, people whom feel bad etc.

Bob claims he worked enough for this money, but if he worked enough quarters he would not be getting SSI (which is a welfare program to make up for people whom haven't worked enough quarters. It's one thing to help people, but a whole other to cottle and not have them help themselves. Hes able to get online a lot...why cant he get a job working from home online?! So many options.

But I agree with you. Go to a beauty salon and pay yourself to get toenails done. It wouldnt be as bad if every. Single. Thing. In. These. Humans. Life. Is. Free.

Then you know, if Bob did get a new vehicle, he sure wouldnt use that vehicle to deliver food to elderly like meals on wheels, or maybe take THEM to a store without hitting them up for gas money. People like this just take take take and drain every system they can tap into, and it dont matter if they use up the system that could help others that desperately need it vs using it so they can buy whatever junk they justify to themselves they WANT (not need) that month.

Its sad.
 
Bob has severely outstripped any amount of money he paid into Social Security. The only job he had for any amount of time was as a paper boy and that was well into adulthood. Every other job he’s had was only for a short period of time and ended up with him being fired. On one of his videos he’s even said that most he has ever made was $10.50/hour.
I believe this to be the timeline of his work history:
1979-1988 Paper Boy
4 weeks with Home Health - claims he was laid off
5 years as a Substitute Bus Driver - Part Time and fired due to his felony charges
Security Guard - a few months and fired for failure to report to work/job abandonment
After that DISABILITY!!!

There’s a reason he will never show proof of his work history. He’s been fired from every job he’s ever held and it was always his fault.
 
My college roommate use to sell cars at a place similar to where Bob bought this clunker. He told be that they use to dupe people into buying extras that they sometimes didn't even apply just to squeeze every last dime out of them. Then the would charge them 25% interest. He use to tell me that they made close to a grand off of people before they drove off the lot.
Gee, it's sure surprising that Bob fell for that, isn't it?
 
Long Story Short said:
My college roommate use to sell cars at a place similar to where Bob bought this clunker. He told be that they use to dupe people into buying extras that they sometimes didn't even apply just to squeeze every last dime out of them. Then the would charge them 25% interest. He use to tell me that they made close to a grand off of people before they drove off the lot.
Gee, it's sure surprising that Bob fell for that, isn't it?
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Yeah, this is where I do feel bad for Bob. He was almost certainly defrauded on this vehicle. It's a game to the people who do it, and Bob has "easy mark" written all over his face (and his t-shirt with the Jesus crap on it). Fraud is wrong and no one deserves to be scammed -- not even Bob. I don't know if it's too late for him to get a refund on the rust sealant or any of the other extras they killed him on, but it's worth a try.

How sad that he had to go through this purchase alone, with no one who knows their stuff to hold his hand, because he has alienated every person who could have helped him avoid being defrauded.
 
I really don't want to debate religion or anything, but obviously Bob is very immature in his faith and sees God as a divine Santa Claus rather than a supreme being who deserves love, obedience, service and reverence. He's very selfish and seems to think God, the church and other Christians are there to serve him rather than the reverse, which is what most Christians believe. That might be why he wants to be a preacher, because he's seen other men of God treated well and given things. That or he just wants to feel special and chosen. It's obvious he shouldn't be in any position of religious authority, not even as a Sunday school teacher, let alone ordained clergy.

It's not surprising - he's a manbaby in many other areas of life, it's not surprising he'd be a manbaby in his religion.
 
His psych eval said he has delusions of grandeur. Not to mention that his disabilities are psychosomatic.

That’s why he always wants to latch onto things he perceives as positions of authority (cops, preachers, doctors, etc). I just figure he’s been a beaten down nobody his whole life. Not to mention he was in special ed in elementary school and had two literal retards for parents. It’s not hard to see why he tries to make people thinks he’s something special.
 
I don't feel bad at all for this retarded piece of shit. He bought this car to impress trolls. That's my theory lol. His loving God (a bank) just put him in debt for 6 years or more. Any poor deadbeat with bad credit can walk into a used car lot and get a high interest loan. How can a man who gets by with an average of $5 in his checking afford a $10,000 car? With maintenance? Full coverage insurance? This shit's about to get dark REAL quick. He just royally fucked himself. But hey, like JHA said, he's a Doctor. He's got it all figured out!
 
YourUnclesDad said:
I don't feel bad at all for this exceptional piece of shit. He bought this car to impress trolls. That's my theory lol. His loving God (a bank) just put him in debt for 6 years or more. Any poor deadbeat with bad credit can walk into a used car lot and get a high interest loan. How can a man who gets by with an average of $5 in his checking afford a $10,000 car? With maintenance? Full coverage insurance? This shit's about to get dark REAL quick. He just royally fucked himself. But hey, like JHA said, he's a Doctor. He's got it all figured out!
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I'm with you. His dream of money said God was gonna give him x amount. Instead he got x amount in debt. And her still thinks this proves his dream came true and God is real. All it proves is that there's one born every minute.
 
YourUnclesDad said:
I don't feel bad at all for this exceptional piece of shit. He bought this car to impress trolls. That's my theory lol. His loving God (a bank) just put him in debt for 6 years or more. Any poor deadbeat with bad credit can walk into a used car lot and get a high interest loan. How can a man who gets by with an average of $5 in his checking afford a $10,000 car? With maintenance? Full coverage insurance? This shit's about to get dark REAL quick. He just royally fucked himself. But hey, like JHA said, he's a Doctor. He's got it all figured out!
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They'll milk him for a few months until he defaults, repossess it, and sell it to some other tard. Maybe a series of them.
 
ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
I can’t wait for the Kia Repo Saga.
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Me too and it will be all Kiwifarms and JHA's fault. Wow. What a fucking idiot. I'm also looking forward to seeing how the car holds up to those big fat motherfuckers testing the weight capacity. If only Bob would have maybe canceled his cable bill, started saving money, got rides for a few months, etc. He would have shown his fellow church members that he is trying to be responsible. I could see people helping him half way with cheaper vehicle if he had done his part. I still can't believe this borderline homeless moron just made such a poor decision. At this rate Rene might get repoed too.
 
Bob buying this car is the greatest thing to happen in the Mckim saga. It has self destruction written all over it and Special Ed is the only one who doesn't see it.
Is there a human being on the planet who believes that he will have Rene's income throughout the length of this loan?
You know , in the back of his head he's thinking, "God will make the payment for me every month". OHHHHHHH, I can't wait for this to unravel.
 
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Grand Number of Pounds said:
I really don't want to debate religion or anything, but obviously Bob is very immature in his faith and sees God as a divine Santa Claus
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Exactly right. Bob’s concept of God is nothing more than his cosmic bellboy. And he can’t be angry at God for the state of his life, so he blames everyone else— even total strangers.

It's obvious he shouldn't be in any position of religious authority, not even as a Sunday school teacher, let alone ordained clergy.
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Any parent who’d leave their child alone with Bob, especially in light of the kiddy fiddling and other degenerate sexual behavior he boasted of in his book, is insane.

Speaking of crazy, I love all the hacking accusations. What the hell was that about Kiwi Farms hackers hacking into the Department of Education database to change Renée’s address? If someone could hack into that database they’d at least change her grades or change her name to something funny.

It is pretty nuts that someone with zero income who lives on handouts can still get a car loan. His interest rate must be astronomical. Love how he starts the video off by telling viewers it’s nobody’s business how he affords things. Dude it’s kind of our business when you’re literally begging us to give you a free car LMAO.
 
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