🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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So with what’s going on just to the south of Bob, has he reached out to help in any way? Maybe they need some antiquated CB radios from the 70s? This is Bob’s time to shine. He can minister and serve the displaced citizens of East Palestine OH. He can share some of the canned goods he has pilfered from the local food pantries.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
So with what’s going on just to the south of Bob, has he reached out to help in any way? Maybe they need some antiquated CB radios from the 70s? This is Bob’s time to shine. He can minister and serve the displaced citizens of East Palestine OH. He can share some of the canned goods he has pilfered from the local food pantries.
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Slob donate something?

That's bacon grease and water.

They don't mix.

Besides, East Palestine Ohio is out of the approved gas voucher range.

Good thing. The residents of East Palestine have suffered and been through enough.
 
Remember a couple years ago when Bob's neighbor, who could barely walk, asked him if he could take her to the store to get some food?
He immediately ran into his tin can home and made a video bitching about her.

Then there was the time when the local news did the story about a special needs child? Bob called her mother to find out where he could get public assistance like the kid was getting? She ended calling the police on him!

How about the time he volunteered for the Red Cross and went down south to provide hurricane relief? As soon as the local chapter of the Red Cross found out that he was only there to get free sandwiches, they fired and blacklisted him.

I could go on all evening about the scams that Bob has tried to pull on hard working Americans.

This is why, we the hackers, do what we do.


Change your ways, before it's too late.


Think about it Bob. You know I'm right.
 
I believe a 'Days since Rene was last seen alive" tally needs to be started.

Much like the "Days since a workplace accident".

I'm not going to go back and look for the last time Rene was seen (moving and/or gasping for breath) in a video, but I think we should start the count at 60 days.


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She must be seen moving, to confirm Slob is not re-enacting 'Weekend at Bernie's' in order to keep cashing her welfare checks.

Sleeping, laconic, or comatose are her customary states of existence.
 
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Remember a couple years ago when Bob's neighbor, who could barely walk, asked him if he could take her to the store to get some food?
He immediately ran into his tin can home and made a video bitching about her.
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Oh yeah, that was great, he showed a video of himself driving past her twice in her wheelchair on the side of the road. Because that's the type of good Christian man of God Bob is. And he thinks we shit on him because he "preaches the gospel." No Bob, it's because you gleefully do shit like this to your neighbors. In a vehicle that Christian charity helped you to get.
 
Does anyone else find it suspicious that Bob has been so quite about a major train derailment 40 miles from his house?
Someone should check with businesses along highway 9 , on Feb 3, to see if there is any footage of a Kia Turdmobile flying down the road at 15mph.
This is very suspicious. 🚆 🚅🚂🚞
 
Slob will miss heaven by 2 inches.
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The length of his dick.

You can have your 2" dick between your finger and thumb and fawndul fondle your 10-year-old female cousint cousin at the same time. - The book of Slob.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves and lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God. - Timothy 2.

Slob was doing what he tried to read in the big book of hearsay.

He was jerking off while feeling up his underage cousin.

Amen.
 
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Dr. Long Story Short said:
Does anyone else find it suspicious that Bob has been so quite about a major train derailment 40 miles from his house?
Someone should check with businesses along highway 9 , on Feb 3, to see if there is any footage of a Kia Turdmobile flying down the road at 15mph.
This is very suspicious. 🚆 🚅🚂🚞
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I wonder if he was told to stay away or shut up about it. It’s probably that he’s just a lack fuck.

Hey Bob have you run any more red light’s lately?
 
HarveySperg41 said:
I wonder if he was told to stay away or shut up about it. It’s probably that he’s just a lack fuck.

Hey Bob have you run any more red light’s lately?
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Because Slob is a member of Homeland Security, he's butthurt that they didn't call him to come out and direct traffic, looking like a 400 lb. lime green/yellow marshmallow peep holding a SOTP sign.

Homeland Security doesn't hand out gas vouchers.
 
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