🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Slob's most dialed number.
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Henry Mitchell the PI said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I8JMnEA7RLE

My guess is that Bob bought a "hot" (stolen in case you are reading this Dr.) and they told him they couldn't give him a refund.
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What does this have to do with Jesus, religion, and evangelism?

Does saying 'God bless you, have a blessed day' make it preaching?

And why is the fatass crybaby fucktard wearing his fake security uniform to bitch about a coffee maker?

On the other hand, when it comes to being a joke and running a scam, Slob is an expert.
 
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Jesus taught not to love worldy goods. McKim obviously loves worldly goods like his "coffee maker" thus is a false prophet and not going to heaven according to the Bible.

1 John 2:15-17 ESV​

Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world—the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride of life—is not from the Father but is from the world. And the world is passing away along with its desires, but whoever does the will of God abides forever.

Colossians 3:2 ESV​

Set your minds on things that are above, not on things that are on earth.
 
Mueller is a fine company, that makes an excellent coffee maker.
The issue is that the digital controls are a bit much for a moron with an IQ of 71.

I would suggest that all of us consider Mueller products in the future. I love a company that doesn't give in, when threatened by a lunatic like Bob.

Now, on to the elephant in the room.
Look at the way this piece of shit lives.
Look over his shoulder. It looks like an episode of Hoarders!!
Not to mention the fucking scum on the light switch cover in his kitchen.
IT'S NEVER BEEN WIPED OFF!!!

Jesus Christ, Bob!!
You need to be institutionalized before someone gets hurt.
I'll bet the odor coming out of that fucking dump is more toxic than the train derailment that he was part of.

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If you look over Bob's shoulder, you can see Rene's decomposing corpse, still stuck in her recliner.
 
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First of all, yo, your whole trailer is full of garbage. Bro, the truck comes right to your trailer, put it outside. It's stacked to the ceiling with trash.

Second, what is this? Does he keep half a stick of butter just sitting on top of trash? What the fuck?
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
First of all, yo, your whole trailer is full of garbage. Bro, the truck comes right to your trailer, put it outside. It's stacked to the ceiling with trash.
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Well the last time Bob kept all his trash outside it didn’t work out well for him. If he keeps it all in side the mayor can’t find him and then we won’t have to spend time in jail for making threats.
 
If I remember correctly, Bob had 2 of the first model and one of the second.

The principle of Occam's Razor should definitely be applied here.
Is it more likely that Bob purchased 3
coffee makers, and none of them worked?
Or, is it more likely that a knuckle dragging imbecile, who can't grasp the process of evaporation, is at fault?

Hey Bob, this is also why you hear us sometimes refer to the Dunning Kruger Effect when we're talking about you.

This is for you, Bob.
David Dunning and Justin Kruger were
two psychologists who essentially studied people who were so stupid that they didn't know they were stupid.
This defines you, Bob.
You have no idea why the world laughs at you because you're simply too stupid to grasp it.
Think about it, Bob. When you attended school, you've admitted to being put in special ed classes.
When others were learning about evaporation, you were learning to tie your shoes.
When other kids were 18 years old and preparing for college, you were delivering newspapers.

You'll never grasp this because you're not capable of grasping it.
You're an idiot!
As soon as you hung up the phone, people at Mueller laughed at you. Same with the BBB.

We're all laughing at you tonight and will continue to every time you open your mouth.

Think about it, you know I'm right.
 
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Slob will miss heaven by 2 inches.
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The length of his dick.

You can have your 2" dick between your finger and thumb and fawndul fondle your 10-year-old female cousint cousin at the same time. - The book of Slob.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves and lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God. - Timothy 2.

Slob was doing what he tried to read in the big book of hearsay.

He was jerking off while feeling up his underage cousin.

Amen.
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I'm surprised he didn't use the distance from the heart to the wallet.

His biggest gripe is his inability to grift off of other Christians' hard work and money because he has a series of made up disabilities, similar to his parents.

He's a 2nd generation (possibly even more) lazy bum.
 
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Notice he says "received", not bought. Almost certainly got it for free.

He also lies and says he contacted his attornies. He has no attornies.

Lying will put you in hell Bob if you believe your Bible (which you don't for yourself)

Here's the ad. If you bought Bob and didn't steal it, just fucking return it for your money back from Discount Drug (even though I suspect you are too stupid to figure out).

(look at page 3)

 
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Jack of the Lantern II said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R9LSQnZDJyE
In which Bob preaches about Matthew and NOT Timothy 2; informs us that he lives SOUTHWEST of East Palestine, Ohio and that we'd know that if we could just finger a map; and shows us how to jerk off a train when it has hot brakes.
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He also completely ignores Matthew 6 right before, especially the part of do not worry about worldly things or life.

He only applies to Bible to others, not himself.

And at 18:50 - he is going to replace Jesus as the "God" who judges everyone.

Do Not Worry​

25 “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? 26 Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27 Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life[e]?

28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? 31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
 
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Lukewarn Quesarito said:
Yeah, but Jesus was also unemployed and fucked a bunch of homeless dudes.
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Oh, I think Jesus never existed. Paul, who did exist but was a con man like Joseph Smith, invented the character of Jesus but made up most the crap he wrote. Paul was rich enough to sail all over Asia minor and have a team of scribes with him, disobyed Jesus by not giving all his wealth to the poor and living in poverty (Bob violates this also).

I just point out how hypocritical McKim's logic and beliefs are and it's so easy to do using his own book, the bible (and it's 200+ versions of it)
 
Dirty Harry said:
Oh, I think Jesus never existed. Paul, who did exist but was a con man like Joseph Smith, invented the character of Jesus but made up most the crap he wrote. Paul was rich enough to sail all over Asia minor and have a team of scribes with him, disobyed Jesus by not giving all his wealth to the poor and living in poverty (Bob violates this also).

I just point out how hypocritical McKim's logic and beliefs are and it's so easy to do using his own book, the bible (and it's 200+ versions of it)
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That's a very interesting take that I haven't heard before. I always did think the characters of Jesus and Paul were very conflicting. This guy who was out feeding Christians to lions (to your point, seems like something only a wealthy man could do) is all of a sudden blinded by God and then becomes the founder of the Church? And he continues to profit off the teachings of Jesus? Doesn't add up. Maybe Paul did just make him up.

However, one problem I see with that theory is that Paul would have had to have made up Jesus and his teachings as a con, but then never really followed the those teachings. I donno, it's interesting either way.
 
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