🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Listening to Bob try to read is as depressing as seeing him try and fail to remember how to spell stop. I almost feel pity for him when he does that.

Then I remember how nasty and entitled he is, bellyaching that people aren’t lining up to pay even more of his bills than we already are as taxpayers. Wink Martindale is still alive and I’d love him to knock on Bob’s trailer door with a camera crew and offer him one million dollars if he can spell his own name. You can be sure Bob would blame the hacking team when he failed the test.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Was watching him struggling to read 2 Timothy on his latest video, slurred, slow and mis-pronouncing words.

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I stopped watching and listening after the first paragraph, which took him several minutes to try to read, while mispronouncing words, eliminating words, or inserting words that weren't there.

Slob needs to stick to coloring books or books without words with more than 2 syllables.

I was going to suggest that he try these books.

However, he would change them to Find SOTP and Go GOD Go.

The latter is a story about God driving to food banks to take food to bring back to his trailer in the clouds.

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I understand why Slob likes trying to read Timothy 2 so much.

It sums him up perfectly, including incontinent.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy.

Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good.

Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.

Slob is boastful (doctor! doctor! doctor! I'm not telling you ever again!), covetous (he's a hoarder), unthankful (I get everything free, but I want more), lovers of their own selves (gives himself a new title every week), lovers of pleasures (threesomes and fondling his female cousin), disobedient to parents (my mother and father never bought me anything I wanted and my father screwed me out of the Tupperware), and incontinent (he shits himself in his recliner).
 
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The stench from Bob’s trailer has finally breached the shoddy roof and walls of his hovel in a massive shitplosion. The EPA will be instituting a mandatory evacuation of a 30 mile radius. The area will be considered uninhabitable for an estimated 500 years.
 
Another highly informative post by the Care Bear Patrol, keeping the community up to date.

And I think "yjey" means they, in the comment Slob followed up with.

To summarize:

1.) station 11
2.) went somewhere
3.) yjey


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Once again, while trying to be relevant, the obese self-important retard made a complete fool of himself.

The recliner-bound Village Idiot strikes out again!
 
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This news just in from the Care Bear Patrol!

Slob dragged his fat ass out of bed, to sit in his recliner for the rest of the day, and fixed his typo.

It's good to know Slob checks Kiwi Farms every hour of every day.

Too late Slobby, damage done.


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Since Slob can't spell or decipher the alphabet, I wonder how many times he dials the wrong number on his phone.

Is he also number challenged?

Ti-99/4A said:
And that was the moment I knew for sure that we had a real "Winner" on our hands
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Slob is in a class by himself.

Special class.

I have no doubt that Slob screwed up every birdhouse he tried to make.

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It's blatantly obvious Slob doesn't read (because he can't read) the posts he steals from other websites before he puts them on his sham ministry and soul clinic (whatever that is) page.

One this stolen re-post, for example:

1.) Slob couldn't fit down a narrow path if he covered himself in bacon grease.

2.) Slob loves being on center stage and the center of attention.

The last part is true.

Slob became nothing in his life.

ps - He likes reposting. He doesn't need to type any words, so there's no chance for typos.

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Dr. Long Story Short said:
Slob became nothing in his life.


Every time Bob gets the urge to do something and better himself, he thinks, "wait, I'm suppose to become nothing"

Well done, good and slothful servant.
And Rene? Holy shit, that woman has entered Sainthood...........or stainedhood💩
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Can Rene (a convicted bank robber, felon, and ex-con) become a saint?

I'm thinking the guy that lives in the Vatican with all the money the church rakes in is going to say no.
 
Pretty sure the narrow path requires self sacrifice and helping others at the cost of yourself.

The common path is selfishness and begging and taking the easy way out. Being a thief and a liar. A charlatan. A phony. A false prophet.

I'm not sure which category Bob would fit in...
 
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