🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I think the Carroll County Sheriff, Tuscarawas County Sheriff and Ohio Highway Patrol would all like to see the videos of Bob driving distracted. Distracted driving is a primary offense in Ohio now. Messing with radios, cameras, cellphones, yelling at Rene.... Tsk tsk Bob. He is NOT law enforcement so he cannot use that as a defense.
 
I dare anyone to read Bob's description of his make believe accomplishments without
wanting to punch this delusional fucktard right in the mouth.
Every single thing is make believe.
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Dr. Long Story Short said:
I dare anyone to read Bob's description of his make believe accomplishments without
wanting to punch this delusional fucktard right in the mouth.
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I have all these mail-order degrees (paid for by welfare) and degrees from sub-standard community colleges (paid for by welfare) with no admission standards, no requirement for a moderately above-average SAT score, and no requirement for 5 character references. They let retards (like me and my semi-comatose fiance/wife Rene ([ a convicted felon and ex-con)] get in. No one has ever visited my ministry and soul clinic seeking my religious wisdom and guidance. Instead, the degrees and training I have under my belt prepared me for doing the dishes, laundry, and sweeping floors at the houses of old people for 2 weeks (before I was fired for stealing small items from their homes to sell at the local pawn shop) and driving a school bus part-time for 3 weeks (before I was fired after being arrested, convicted and imprisoned for threatening to kill an elected official). While I was choking on a piece of bacon, Jesus came into the kitchen and told me I am a chosen one. My chromosome-challenged family has disowned me and I have no friends because everybody hates me because I'm smarter and better than everybody. If you don't believe me, I'll tell you that I am. I spend my useless existence sitting in my recliner dressed up like a lime-green/yellow marshmallow peep wearing a Chris T is king hat pretending to be a cop listening to static on my old scanner radio while ranting on YouTube. I also drive around the county (using government gas vouchers) taking food from deserving people at food pantries and go to doctors' appointments every week because I'm a hypochondriac. I am a doctor and when doctors won't write down what I tell them is wrong with me I find a new doctor. I drive all around Ohio (using government gas vouchers) looking for doctors, just like me. I am currently under investigation for welfare fraud, conspiracy to commit welfare fraud, misuse of federal funds, embezzlement, falsification of documents, forgery, misuse of state funds, bank fraud, and conspiracy to commit bank fraud by 2 federal agencies and the Attorney General and the Department of Job and Family Services in the state of Ohio.

Inviting people to report me to the authorities was a really bad idea. But, I'm just that stupid.

I did not write or type this Channel Introduction because there are words in it that I either don't understand, can't spell, or can't pronounce. If you watch one of my YouTube rants or read anything I've written you'll know what I mean.
 
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So he has MA's and PhD's but where is the BA???

Screw it, for $20 I am going to get my own fake degrees. Please call me Reverend Dr. Poutine. Once I obtain them I will be opening my own ministry and SOUL Clinic in Carrollton Ohio. I think a trailer park is a good place to start.

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It's obvious that Bob is lying when telling his story about choking on 2 pounds of bacon and seeing the magic, flying, carpenter.
He tells 2 different versions of the lie.
In one lie he says that he didn't actually see Jeebus, he just "felt his presence".
In a different acount of the lie, he saw a man with a beard, face to face. He claims it was Jesus, but I think it may have been Dan Fogelberg.

No one believes you Bob!
Your stories are all lies and we know it.
Think about it. You know I'm right.
 
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Some people tell little lies to make themselves look better.
Bob tells HUGE lies about the most important made up story

of his life.
Here are 2 versions of the same story.

Which is the lie, Bob?
Did you not see Jesus, face to face?
Or, did you see him face to face?
Shame on you Bob. Caught in your lies again!!
The only thing believable about this story is that you shoveled so much food down your gullet that your body tried to reject it while you slept.
 
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Dr. Long Story Short said:
Some people tell little lies to make themselves look better.
Bob tells HUGE lies about the most important made up story
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of his life.
Here are 2 versions of the same story.
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Which is the lie, Bob?
Did you not see Jesus, face to face?
Or, did you see him face to face?
Shame on you Bob. Caught in your lies again!!
The only thing believable about this story is that you shoveled so much food down your gullet that your body tried to reject it while you slept.
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He'll choose between the 'jeezacris' version and the 'wannawannawanna' version and blame the other version on a typo., in spite of saying it.
 
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Poutine It Here said:
Is this Bob trying to start crap with AT&T again?

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When they say on the ads they have the best coverage and there are drops THAT IS FALSE ADVERTISING. So I don't blame him for filing this lawsuit; plus they are worth billions and should help out those who are in need.


Either that or Bob really has a thing for Lilly the AT&T girl... those milkies and all.
 
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Will Slob brag about this, or will pretend it never happened when he looses?
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He's too afraid to respond to anything.
The hackers own Bob, and he knows it.
We have survalence on his computer and we see him checking KiwiFarms several times a day. I'll send you the log.
A middle school computer programmer could crack Bob's antivirus. It's total crap, sold to morons.
Bob is our bitch. We are the winners!!!
 
In legal news.

My attorney in London called to tell me there is a new investigatory development pertaining to Slob.

At Slob's request and encouragement to call the authorities and report him, my attorney filed an amicus curiae summary petition, on my behalf.

Therefore, he and I are privy to the proceedings underway.

He told me investigators with the Ohio Attorney General's office have found that there is no evidence Rene underwent a competency evaluation and no evidence of a court decree deeming her incapable of managing her financial affairs that would require a power of attorney to manage her financial affairs.

'Fiduciary coercion', 'financial exploitation', and 'improperly using or failing to account for funds' have been added to the list of criminal investigations underway by the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services, Inspector General of the US Department of Health and Human Services/Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, Ohio Attorney General, and the Inspector General of the US Social Security Administration.

The investigator with Attorney General's office told my lawyer he will call with an update/progress report at the end of February.

The 4 agencies are in communication with each other and in the document discovery phase of their investigations.
 
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In legal news.

My attorney in London called to tell me there is a new investigatory development pertaining to Slob.

At Slob's request and encouragement to call the authorities and report him, my attorney filed an amicus curiae summary petition, on my behalf.

Therefore, he and I are privy to the proceedings underway.

He told me investigators with the Ohio Attorney General's office have found that there is no evidence Rene underwent a competency evaluation and no evidence of a court decree deeming her incapable of managing her financial affairs that would require a power of attorney to manage her financial affairs.

'Fiduciary coercion' and 'financial exploitation' have been added to the list of criminal investigations underway by the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services, Inspector General of the US Department of Health and Human Services/Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, Ohio Attorney General, and the Inspector General of the US Social Security Administration.

The investigator with Attorney General's office told my lawyer he will call with an update/progress report at the end of February.

The 4 agencies are in communication with each other and in the document discovery phase of their investigations.
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Probably should include the US Wildlife services too, it’s clear that Rene is a sea cow that is being illegally kept by Bob.
 
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