🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Kangaroo]

It's obvious that Bob is lying when telling his story about choking on 2 pounds of bacon and seeing the magic, flying, carpenter.
He tells 2 different versions of the lie.
In one lie he says that he didn't actually see Jeebus, he just "felt his presence".
In a different acount of the lie, he saw a man with a beard, face to face. He claims it was Jesus, but I think it may have been Dan Fogelberg.

No one believes you Bob!
Your stories are all lies and we know it.
Think about it. You know I'm right.

He changed his NDE story, he claimed he saw a white European - it was pointed out that Jesus came from Judea and wasn't a white European - so evolved the story into a presence behind him.

He's too afraid to respond to anything.
The hackers own Bob, and he knows it.
We have survalence on his computer and we see him checking KiwiFarms several times a day. I'll send you the log.
A middle school computer programmer could crack Bob's antivirus. It's total crap, sold to morons.
Bob is our bitch. We are the winners!!!

Is he still using the antivirus written by Russian hackers?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's not funny.

Then why am I laughing so hard? Eat a dick.

Speaking of which, BISEXUAL Bob is going to LOVE this deep thought from Daddy:

 

[S O T P]

Then why am I laughing so hard? Eat a dick.

Speaking of which, BISEXUAL Bob is going to LOVE this deep thought from Daddy:

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There is an old saying that goes, 'You can choose your friends but you cannot choose your relatives.'

In that regard, I feel bad for John.

I can't imagine he has ever said to anyone - Bob McKim is my brother-in-law.

I can imagine John saying other things about Slob.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't imagine he has ever said to anyone - Bob McKim is my brother-in-law.

Probably because he’s not — he’s his stepson-in-law. My namesake lives rent-free in Bob’s head — and God knows there’s plenty of space to stretch out in there.

 

[S O T P]

Probably because he’s not — he’s his stepson-in-law. My namesake lives rent-free in Bob’s head — and God knows there’s plenty of space to stretch out in there.

Stepson-in-law. Thanks for the correction.

It's tough keeping that straight when John looks 60 years old and Slob looks 85 years old.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

John looks 60 years old and Slob looks 85 years old.

Looking your age or younger often comes down to three major features: hair, skin and teeth. Bob hit the reverse jackpot for all of those. It’s like he’s one of those kids with a neurological disease that makes them externally age six months a day from birth.

 

[Poutine It Here]

John is proof hard work keeps you youthful.

 

[S O T P]

John is proof hard work keeps you youthful.

Along with not being a miserable, petulant, whining, complaining, anger-filled, asshole.

John is a duck. Let it roll, life is too short to get wound up, tomorrow is another day, put your feet up and watch a ball game. John has fun. Type B personality.

Slob is a sponge. Soaks up every item of minutia that pisses him off, drives around with a dash cam looking for events to add to his rage, is on a slow boil every day, frequently blows off his pent-up rage. Slob doesn't know the meaning of fun. Type A personality.

Historically, Type B individuals are happier, healthier, and live longer than type A individuals.

Historically, Type A individuals are prescribed medications to primarily suppress their anger and rage and adjunctly lower their systemic blood pressure.

Slob admitted that he chooses to not take his prescribed medications.

Another very poor choice.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did you guys know my namesake is a doktur too?



My namesake is everything Bob wishes he could be: respected, beloved, trusted, living under an intact roof. I’m actually feeling a bit bad for Bob just thinking about it. No wonder he’s literally never happy.

 

[S O T P]

The reading of another chapter of Slob's pamphlet book.

Forward to 31:20 and enjoy the commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJyr3BbhAU

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

The reading of another chapter of Slob's pamphlet book.

Forward to 31:20 and enjoy the commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJyr3BbhAU

I listened to about an hour of this crap book last night.
If you think you have an idea of what a fuck up Bob is, listen to a reading of his book.
It's nearly impossible to find him making a correct decision at any point in his life.
John is correct, Bob's parents were a couple of fucktards who should have never been allowed to reproduce.
The Mckim lineage should have ended generations ago when the genetic mutation was first discovered.
Now, they are everywhere and are responsable for a significant part of our national debt.
Thank God Bob's brother Mark didn't make it.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Thank God Bob's brother Mark didn't make it.

But what if Bob’s brother would have been the normal successful one?

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

But what if Bob’s brother would have been the normal successful one?

Like I've said before.
Mark, who died at childbirth, was the more successful Mckim brother.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I’m looking for the cellulitis video, does anyone have a link? Thank you in advance.

Edit: lol has this been found before?

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[Dr. Long Story Short]

I’m looking for the cellulitis video, does anyone have a link? Thank you in advance.

Edit: lol has this been found before?

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Here's the short version.

https://youtu.be/v4LTotl5Uco

 

[Poutine It Here]

I think the real one is more hysterical. We are now "hares". Plus Bob can't get "what goes around, comes around" correct to save his fucking life!

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Bob thinks that Rabbits are trolling him!

 

[HarveySperg41]

Bob thinks that Rabbits are trolling him!

Huh?

Edit. I get it now. I’ve spent to much time watching Bob’s videos. I must have dropped a few iQ points.

 

[S O T P]

Huh?

Edit. I get it now. I’ve spent to much time watching Bob’s videos. I must have dropped a few iQ points.

A few IQ points?

The fat fuck can't spell stop!

You have to drop between 80-100 points to get down to Slob's level.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How is Bob even legally allowed to drive with an IQ of 70? What’s the Ohio law on this? Letting literal retards drive seems a tad unwise.

Bonus photo of my namesake during his youthful world travels. When this was taken, Bob was in his 14th year as a paperboy.