🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Poutine It Here]

@Poutine It Here can you get to Cambridge, Ohio? If so you can come to our meet-up at Salt Fork. The hacking team and their families all have cabins at the lake reserved but we also have a room block at the lodge for a 40% discount on the usual rate. Most of the hacking team has to fly in but we will also be reimbursing gas and mileage for those driving.

Bob probably thinks he can get the room block and cabin reservations canceled but the head ranger at Salt Fork has seen the videos of Bob causing car accidents and has personally flagged our reservations as VIP. Too bad, so sad, Bob!

I am very familiar with Salt Fork, hubby used to go camping there often plus it is known as prime Big Foot hunting grounds. I told my husband and he is excited to visit the lodge again.

A bonus to me is the Tim Horton's near by, I enjoy a good Timbits or two.

 

[S O T P]

If the donation amount was less than five bucks I’d actually give a dollar.

I tried donating a euro, a US dollar, and a Seychellois rupee and it wouldn't take them.

GoFundMe doesn't have the option to donate bacon.

Bob fell for a spam account lol. Maybe he was hoping to win free bacon.

Scammers on 99 9FM WTUZ's Facebook page and KIWI Farms trolls

I answered the poll question on the Fridays 99.9FM WTUZ radio stations for a $10. 00 gift certificate. I then received a message from the 99.9FM WTUZ radio s...

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This isn't the first time Slob has been scammed with bacon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P2899lFoU0

Advisory - You'll need to significantly lower your vocabulary to understand 'Slobspeak' and his pronunciation of the English language.

For example, churydamados is cherry tomatoes and punkin is pumpkin.

It will take a few minutes to acclimate yourself to his pronunciations.

Of note, the rathole environment Slob and Rene live in is truly astounding.

If cleanliness is next to Godliness, Slob couldn't be further away.

Keep in mind, this is the HQ of his ministry and soul clinic.

Also worth noting, his cats also beg for food, and Slob's knowledge of every food pantry within a 150-mile radius of his rathole is extensive.

Remember Slob's words of wisdom, spoken from experience: Don't hold yourself out to be something you're not. That's fraud.

Let us pray - Dear Lord, please grant me the intestinal strength to make it home from KFC without shitting my pants. Amen. Oh, one more thing. Please keep Rene alive so I can keep cashing her SSI checks. Double Amen!

To the deserving families that were not able to get the groceries they truly needed, you are going to need to get there before Slob cleans out every food pantry and stuffs his freezer and cupboards with food he doesn't need.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I told my husband and he is excited to visit the lodge again.

There’s a poolside bar and it will be an open bar during shared meals by the water. All meals will be buffet-style and provided free. Only those with VIP wristbands will be allowed near the buffet, so Bob will be utterly humiliated if he tries to get his feed bag on and crash our catering.

Also lol at anyone bothering to enter a contest for a measly $10 gift certificate.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

I am very familiar with Salt Fork, hubby used to go camping there often plus it is known as prime Big Foot hunting grounds

Cool!!
I love me some big feets!

 

[Poutine It Here]

This isn't the first time Slob has been scammed with bacon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P2899lFoU0

Advisory - You'll need to significantly lower your vocabulary to understand 'Slobspeak' and his pronunciation of the English language.

For example, churydamados is cherry tomatoes and punkin is pumpkin.

It will take a few minutes to acclimate yourself to his pronunciations.

Of note, the rathole environment Slob and Rene live in is truly astounding.

If cleanliness is next to Godliness, Slob couldn't be further away.

Keep in mind, this is the HQ of his ministry and soul clinic.

Also worth noting, his cats also beg for food, and Slob's knowledge of every food pantry within a 150-mile radius of his rathole is extensive.

Remember Slob's words of wisdom, spoken from experience: Don't hold yourself out to be something you're not. That's fraud.

Let us pray - Dear Lord, please grant me the intestinal strength to make it home from KFC without shitting my pants. Amen. Oh, one more thing. Please keep Rene alive so I can keep cashing her SSI checks. Double Amen!

To the deserving families that were not able to get the groceries they truly needed, you are going to need to get there before Slob cleans out every food pantry and stuffs his freezer and cupboards with food he doesn't need.

This upsets me to no end. If this fucker is healthy enough to go to multiple food pantries not even in his own county he can work!!

WTF are they spending Rene's SSI on and his $700 a month on? Sure as hell ain't spending it on improving the trailer.

So no money for food but money for gas to patrol Rt 39 like a stalker.

Holy hell he called the police that someone brought him bacon and eggs. What crime exactly did they commit? NONE.

SOTP wasting the police's time.

 

[Amewsed]

This upsets me to no end. If this fucker is healthy enough to go to multiple food pantries not even in his own county he can work!!

WTF are they spending Rene's SSI on and his $700 a month on? Sure as hell ain't spending it on improving the trailer.

So no money for food but money for gas to patrol Rt 39 like a stalker.

Holy hell he called the police that someone brought him bacon and eggs. What crime exactly did they commit? NONE.

SOTP wasting the police's time.

Anyone see his caer fb video complaining about getting got on a $10 giveaway at a local country music station?

It was a predictable diatribe about how evil the world is that he'd be told he's a winner only to find out it was spam.

KF got a nice callout about being evil as well.

 

[crayolasword]

This upsets me to no end. If this fucker is healthy enough to go to multiple food pantries not even in his own county he can work!!

WTF are they spending Rene's SSI on and his $700 a month on? Sure as hell ain't spending it on improving the trailer.

So no money for food but money for gas to patrol Rt 39 like a stalker.

Holy hell he called the police that someone brought him bacon and eggs. What crime exactly did they commit? NONE.

SOTP wasting the police's time.

He gets gasoline vouchers. They’re meant for him to make it back and forth to doctor’s appointments. Of course he’s using the gas ride around patrolling the mean streets of Carrollton. There is not an aspect of his life that the taxpayer doesn’t foot the bill on.

This “man” has sucked far more out of any government program than he ever contributed.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Where do the gas vouchers come from??

 

[HarveySperg41]

Where do the gas vouchers come from??

State welfare.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Specifically HARCATUS

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Bob claims he deserves all of his benifits because at one time he worked to earn them.
Guaranfuckingtee he hasn't made a total of $100,000 his entire life, yet has sucked millions out of the pockets of hard working Americans.
Fuck you Bob! You are a cancer on society.
Think about it, you know I'm right.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Well Bob own words explain it best.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Specifically HARCATUS

Hmmm their Dover location is literally 2 blocks from my cousin's house. Next time I am down there I will stop by to talk about eligibility and etc.

 

[Amewsed]

Well Bob own words explain it best.

I finally got around to torturing myself by listening to the reading of his book.

Aside from a very odd inclusion about making out with a 5 year old as a 10 year old, the entire book seems to be complaining about not having everything he wants given to him because that's what "Christians are supposed to do."

He really is a vile leech.

 

[S O T P]

Bob claims he deserves all of his benifits because at one time he worked to earn them.
Guaranfuckingtee he hasn't made a total of $100,000 his entire life, yet has sucked millions out of the pockets of hard working Americans.
Fuck you Bob! You are a cancer on society.
Think about it, you know I'm right.

According to the investigation currently in progress by the Office of the Inspector General of the United States Social Security Administration, Slob earned a total of $8,271.64 from the very few part-time jobs he did have prior to claiming his disability.

Excluding being a paperboy, which he did for several years, with annual earnings well below the reporting threshold of the United States Internal Revenue Service.

The benefits he has received since the age of 18 are currently being accumulated and tallied by the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services, the Office of Inspector General, United States Department of Health and Human Services, Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, and the Office of the Inspector General of the United States Social Security Administration.

Slob should put down his big book of hearsay and begin to (try to) read For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway.

Slob, you are very much going to regret inviting individuals to report and investigate you.

You will become enlightened, educated, and very much aware of several laws and statutes of the United States and the state of Ohio.

How did you say it? God's laws trump Man's laws.

The United States government and the government of the state of Ohio will convince you, in no uncertain terms that you will be able to comprehend, that your belief has no legal or constitutional merit.

Don't bother (trying to) read the Merry Adventures of Robin Hood of Great Renown in Nottinghamshire by Howard Pyle.

Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.

That modus operandi is not applicable to you.

You steal from every American citizen to give to yourself.

You're not stealing from me, I'm not an American citizen.

For Whom the Bell Tolls McKim. It tolls for thee.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hmmm their Dover location is literally 2 blocks from my cousin's house. Next time I am down there I will stop by to talk about eligibility and etc.

Before Bob DFEs (he’s done it before) someone should archive the videos that show he pisses away gas on cruising the streets, trying to cause accidents in hopes of winning a lawsuit.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Bob claims CAER is a non-profit organization. I want to see the records. Source of money and how it is spent.

But then again we know he is full of shit and its just a trade name, nothing more.



Now lets talk his ministry. Is he trying to claim he doesn't have to pay taxes because he is a church?

Looks like Bob registered his ministry with a fraudulent name. He isn't a Ph.D.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Bob claims CAER is a non-profit organization. I want to see the records. Source of money and how it is spent.

But then again we know he is full of shit and its just a trade name, nothing more.

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Now lets talk his ministry. Is he trying to claim he doesn't have to pay taxes because he is a church?

Looks like Bob registered his ministry with a fraudulent name. He isn't a Ph.D.

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I believe that he said in a video that CAER isn't actually a non-profit since it has no board of directors or something. It needs three people to qualify as a non-profit and he only has him and Renee. Bob claims that that is stupid because the Bible says you can have church with only two people, so why does he need three to run a non-profit?

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Bob's entire life has been a Non Profit Organization.

 

[S O T P]

Bob's entire life has been a Non Profit Organization.

He's a prophet! He said so.

Get it straight you moron!

He also said he's a minister, first responder, evangelist, doctor, reverend, and a member of Homeland Security.