🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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5/8: This just in:

After some sperging about Matthew 24, he starts his usual pointless ramblings. At 9:25 he falls for the oldest phony-name gag in the book when he describes one of his troll's antics.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QWP5sEtjyZA
5/13: The usual Slob stuff: it starts with Scriptural spergery, then at 5:35, he once again reveals that he doesn't know how computers or the Internet work:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=olZCzS3ZMb4

5/8: This just in:

After some sperging about Matthew 24, he starts his usual pointless ramblings. At 9:25 he falls for the oldest phony-name gag in the book when he describes one of his troll's antics.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QWP5sEtjyZA
5/13: The usual Slob stuff: it starts with Scriptural spergery, then at 5:35, he once again reveals that he doesn't know how computers or the Internet work:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=olZCzS3ZMb4

Listening to this clown trying to read is painful, and hysterically funny.

Fornicators and the unclean.

He's 2 out of 3.

Too bad he skipped over the part about bisexual threesomes.

He would have had the trifecta.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

One of my All Time Favorites!!

 

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Slob's annual Christmas video is heartwarming and inspirational.

He got out of his recliner, put on his Care Bear clothes (to look official and important), waddled down the ramp, and complained about getting stuck in 3" of snow in front of his trailer.

There were positive aspects of his video.

There were scenic views of the desolate trailer park he lives in, a glimpse of his precise snow-measuring device, and he did not try to read.

 

[HarveySperg41]

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Slob's annual Christmas video is heartwarming and inspirational.

He got out of his recliner, put on his Care Bear clothes (to look official and important), waddled down the ramp, and complained about getting stuck in 3" of snow in front of his trailer.

There were positive aspects of his video.

There were scenic views of the desolate trailer park he lives in, a glimpse of his precise snow-measuring device, and he did not try to read.



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I’m sad we did not get a Christmas sermon from the hovel. Once again Bob has disappointed God.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

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I’m sad we did not get a Christmas sermon from the hovel. Once again Bob has disappointed God.

Bob's fake ministry is now controlled by the Hackers. We all decide what Bob can do, and when he can not do it.
Us, and Mike Hunt, that is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Glad to see that Bob is thunking about Kiwifarms even on the Lord's birthday.

Paraphrasing Bob, "My house is warm and toasty despite what those haters on the Internet say. How do they know I haven't fixed up my trailer? I don't tell them everything about what I do!" Maybe we know you haven't fixed your trailer because you are unemployed and told everyone you had to take out a loan to buy tires.

Spoiler: Rent Free

 

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=LbhW5s_qShcLink

Glad to see that Bob is thunking about Kiwifarms even on the Lord's birthday.

Paraphrasing Bob, "My house is warm and toasty despite what those haters on the Internet say. How do they know I haven't fixed up my trailer? I don't tell them everything about what I do!" Maybe we know you haven't fixed your trailer because you are unemployed and told everyone you had to take out a loan to buy tires.

Spoiler: Rent Free

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This is Slob's description of his video.

His spelling and grammar are something to behold.

Of note, his spelling of spot is 'sopt'.

Not to be confused with 'sotp'.

We had a blizzard on Friday 12/23/2022 with a low of -4 and high wind up to 25MPH and a wind chill of -27. Then the wind died down on Saterday Christmas Eve 12/24/2022 and had a high of 10. My battery was weak and had to have a jump from a neighbor, then after I got back home from the store I got stuck in the snow drift in the front of my parking sopt in the drive way and the neighbors mobile homes. My neighbors water in the front of their mobile home is froze up and I gave them some water. I told then to leave the dorrs open at the bottom of the sink so the heat will warm up the pipes. Then the neighbor had to help me get my vehicle unstuck and back into my parking spot. i called the landlort about the snow in the driveway and he said that his snow plow is broke. Today is Christmas day and the temp is 17 and still a little windy with snow fluries.

The only degrees Slob has under his belt are the -4 on the thermometer.

I added this screenshot before Slob reads this and fixes all his spelling and grammatical errors.

Because he can't admit to making a mistake or being wrong.

He's a chosen one, smarter and better than everyone.

These couldn't be further from the truth.

Exactly like the pathological liar that Slob is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I 100% believe Bob went to the store on Christmas and he wasn't just complaining to the landlord to be a big bitch.

Where'd you go Bob? The only place open was the gas station. Did Rene really need Cheetos and Mt. Dew that badly?

 

[Toasty]

3 inches of snow. Not a fucking blizzard. What a giant baby.

 

[Thumb Butler]

3 inches of snow. Not a fucking blizzard. What a giant baby.

It might as well be a blizzard if you live in Bob's trailer.

 

[Toasty]

It might as well be a blizzard if you live in Bob's trailer.

Most people could manage it with a broom but that would involve a small amount of work and we all know Bob won't do any work.

 

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Alas, Christmas has come and gone and no one, including Jesus and Santa Claus, contributed to Slob's radio fund.

 

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Most people could manage it with a broom but that would involve a small amount of work and we all know Bob won't do any work.

I'm not sure if Slob would be able to figure out which end of the broom to use.

 

[Toasty]

I'm not sure if Slob would be able to figure out which end of the broom to use.

Depends on which side of his bisexual ministry he's trying to tickle.

 

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Slob is giving up on trying to spell and is transitioning to pictures to describe his passed-along 2nd and 3rd hand information, adding another level of professionalism to the CARE BEAR recliner-bound patrol.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Today on Fox 8, Bob's favorite channel, they did a story about police officers who helped save the life of the founder of North Coast Emergency Services, a group like Bob's Care Bear Patrol.

https://fox8.com/news/would-not-have-survived-officers-honored-for-highway-rescue/

"Haire founded North Coast Emergency Services. The group serves as a volunteer safety patrol helping to block traffic and help police at the scenes of crashes and other emergencies."

 

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Today on Fox 8, Bob's favorite channel, they did a story about police officers who helped save the life of the founder of North Coast Emergency Services, a group like Bob's Care Bear Patrol.

https://fox8.com/news/would-not-have-survived-officers-honored-for-highway-rescue/

"Haire founded North Coast Emergency Services. The group serves as a volunteer safety patrol helping to block traffic and help police at the scenes of crashes and other emergencies."

Slob blocks traffic by driving 12 mph.

While screaming, "I gotta camera" with the windows closed.

Predictable Slob edited his typographical errors fuckups because he never makes a mistake or is wrong can't read or write but, he still didn't get it right.

I didn't bother pointing out his grammatical errors. There are too many.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

And he will.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

For years, this dumb ass has had to read comments on his inability to spell the word, "stop", yet he still can't figure it out.
Even in the corrected version!!!
He has nothing but time in that crusty recliner, and must have painstakingly looked over his corrected post before deciding "there, they can't make fun of me now!"
Bob could easily fix this issue by getting a $20 fake Master's Degree in english.
God knows, his belt is big enough to handle a few more degrees.

 

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We should get "ordained instantly." It's free! That's the kind of deal Slob likes. If you want to kick in $34.95, you can be a Doctor of the Universe! That's more important than president of the CARE BEAR recliner patrol. Sadly, Slob didn't get that one from the ULC. He doesn't have $34.95. He doesn't have $0.95.


Shame the ULC didn't put Slob's picture on their website. I guess they used folks that can read, write and spell. I'm surprised Slob hasn't dropped a few names in his videos over the years. For example, I'm a real minister, just like Lady Gaga and Conan O'Brien. Get it straight!

Gummy, the morbidly obese, yellow-green retard, finally got it right.

Spelling doors, them, flurries, and spot is difficult. On the first and second attempts.

The third time was the charm.

His grammar is still comically pathetic but, if he can't spell doors, Saturday, stop, flurries, landlord, them, and spot, proper grammar is too much to expect.



PS - to my colleagues who loathe and detest this toothless moron as much as I do, happy new year.

Here's to another year of exposing this idiot for the bumbling, sociopathic fraud that he is. Cheers!

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Thanks.
Happy New Year to all the hackers!
We had a goal at the beggining of the year, to essentially shut down Bob's fake ministry.
At the time, I had know idea that we would be able to almost completely silence this evil human being.
Our yearly meeting is still scheduled for Jan 12th, where we will discuss our 2023 plans for Bob.
We will NEVER, EVER, back down Bob. This is your life for the little time you have left.
Think about it, you know I'm right.