🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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He’s waaay too dumb to enable superchats.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Bob had any idea that superchats could earn him up to $10,000 per stream, he’d try to figure out how to livestream. But he’d fail, of course.

 

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If Bob wasn’t so retarded he could be making this kind of money from livestreams. Of course we all know he’s too dumb to even make a TikTok video.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob only this week learned to keep a cheat sheet next to him so he could look at it on video and spell STOP correctly. There’s no way he will ever figure out how to livestream or promote a livestream, even though doing so could earn him easy money. He will never prove us wrong.

 

[S O T P]

Bob only this week learned to keep a cheat sheet next to him so he could look at it on video and spell STOP correctly. There’s no way he will ever figure out how to livestream or promote a livestream, even though doing so could earn him easy money. He will never prove us wrong.

Even if pea brain did figure out how to live stream (which is impossible, given that he can't set the date and time on his dashcam) he wouldn't do it. He would be required to declare his earnings as income and lose all the fraudulently-obtained government benefits he receives.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Even if pea brain did figure out how to live stream (which is impossible, given that he can't set the date and time on his dashcam) he wouldn't do it. He would be required to declare his earnings as income and lose all the fraudulently-obtained government benefits he receives.

The main point is he’s afraid to do it. The hackers have shut down his ministry and are controlling Bob’s movements. He wouldn’t dare do a live stream. Bob does not fear God, but he’s terrified of the hackers.

 

[S O T P]

The main point is he’s afraid to do it. The hackers have shut down his ministry and are controlling Bob’s movements. He wouldn’t dare do a live stream. Bob does not fear God, but he’s terrified of the hackers.

He's afraid people will make fun of him, again.

And he'll call the police to report it, again.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Since several of the Hackers weren't able to join our quarterly zoom call last night, I thought I'd reach out to them through KiwiFarms.

In the last 100 days, Bob has recorded one video, and it was basically just a crying session.

I have been in contact with the Carroll County Commissions office and they have been quite pleased with our efforts. Bob no longer posts videos on his ministry page and very few people have complained to the office about him following citizens around town in his Kia.
All in all, i'd consider "Operation Satan" a complete success!!

As we discussed in our winter meeting, if Bob's ministry remains shut down and his overall illegal activity remains at a low level, some of you my be reasigned to other accounts.
If however, Bob again becomes a threat, we will act accordingly.
We owe it to the good people of Carroll county.
Again, great work Hackers!

Bob didn't end up being much of a challenge. We probably had too many people assigned to him but I thought he'd put up a bigger fight.

Have a great Easter everyone. Talk to you soon.

 

[AnOminous]

When it comes to being a cowardly crybaby asshole, Slob is in a class by himself.

Wow. Note the clear time is less than an hour after he threw a squalling infantile tantrum. Maybe they just take Bob's calls because it gets their cleared cases number up at virtually no effort. Listen to a retard for 10 minutes, tell him to fuck off and clear the case.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Have a great Easter everyone. Talk to you soon.

Just want to confirm for those not in the hacker team Discord that those of us whose religions don’t practice Easter will be monitoring Bob for the Sunday shift. The rest of y’all enjoy the holiday and we’ll send out the nightly surveillance report at the usual time.

The hackers of Slob neither slumber nor sleep.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Hey Blob ! Ever read Matthew 5:12?
It says:
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets before you. 13You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its savor, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled by men.…

But you cry like a little bitch and call the cops because people rightfully mock you.
Have a blessed day, I know I will!

 

[S O T P]

Porky McAsshole and the Retard Patrol were at it again.

A couple of things the Road Rage Retard should keep in mind:

1.) Don't yell at the County Dispatcher.
2.) Don't supply false information, to make a situation worse than it s.

I didn't see a single almost head-on collision, as Slob reported/ranted about.

This asshole has to embellish and exaggerate everything.

This clown would report a squirrel running across the road as a herd of buffalo.

It's pathological, he can't stop himself from lying.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Porky McAsshole and the Retard Patrol were at it again.

A couple of things the Road Rage Retard should keep in mind:

1.) Don't yell at the County Dispatcher.
2.) Don't supply false information, to make a situation worse than it s.

I didn't see a single almost head-on collision, as Slob reported/ranted about.

This asshole has to embellish and exaggerate everything.

This clown would report a squirrel running across the road as a herd of buffalo.

It's pathological, he can't stop himself from lying.

Good job, Doctor Bob. You only spelled "Walmart" and "flashing" wrong. You sure showed the hackers that you are not an illiterate moron. How the fuck do you spell "Walmart" wrong? The L is on the opposite end of the keyboard from S.

"I'm not sure if he's having problems with his truck." What other possibility could exist? A truck with its hazard lights flashing going 5 mph. Obviously there is something wrong with the truck, stupid,

"We was on our way..." Bob, your grammar is horrible.

 

[S O T P]

Good job, Doctor Bob. You only spelled "Walmart" and "flashing" wrong. You sure showed the hackers that you are not an illiterate moron. How the fuck do you spell "Walmart" wrong? The L is on the opposite end of the keyboard from S.

"I'm not sure if he's having problems with his truck." What other possibility could exist? A truck with its hazard lights flashing going 5 mph. Obviously there is something wrong with the truck, stupid,

"We was on our way..." Bob, your grammar is horrible.

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And the last time I checked, pulling has 2 L's, and a truck is an object and therefore cannot be his/her.

All those degrees under his belt were taxpayer money well spent.

This clown reminds me of Jethro in the original 'Beverly Hillbillies TV series. "I graduated the 6th grade!"

Plus, more taxpayer money spent on gas and doctor's appointments for non-existent and fictitious disorders/ailments.

Slob and Rene have Factitious Disorder.

And Slob is also a pathological liar and minimally-functional retard.

$5 says he edits the title and description to appear to look like less of a moron.

And another $5 that he calls the cops to report that his haters are making fun of him again.

Good job, Doctor Bob. You only spelled "Walmart" and "flashing" wrong. You sure showed the hackers that you are not an illiterate moron. How the fuck do you spell "Walmart" wrong? The L is on the opposite end of the keyboard from S.

"I'm not sure if he's having problems with his truck." What other possibility could exist? A truck with its hazard lights flashing going 5 mph. Obviously there is something wrong with the truck, stupid,

"We was on our way..." Bob, your grammar is horrible.

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The truck driver might have been driving slow to cause an accident.

Like Slob does in his never-ending quest for a LOLsuit.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The truck driver might have been driving slow to cause an accident.

Like Slob does in his never-ending quest for a LOLsuit.

It was actually more dangerous for Bob to tail that truck. The normal people behind him had to pass his gay ass Kia and the semi truck. If Bob just passed the truck, there would be like 25-30 less feet for the other drivers to drive over the double yellow.

Bob has the arrogance to call the highway patrol on this poor schlub. This guy drives a semi truck all day. Probably doesn't get to see his wife too often. Lives in his truck, basically. Eats gas station hot dogs and pees in empty Gatorade bottles. Sometimes he drives so long that he's forgotten he shart himself around mile marker 30.

What is the safe thing to do when you have vehicle trouble? Turn on the hazard lights (Some people call them 4-ways. These people are retarded) and pull over to the side of the road so people can pass you. The truck pulled off the road at the first available opportunity.

Bob has to call the cops and identify himself as Robert McKim of the Radio Patrol Operation. What? Bro, it's called CAER. Does Bob not even know the name of his own rinky dink pretend organization?

 

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$5 says he edits the title and description to appear to look like less of a moron.

And another $5 that he calls the cops to report that his haters are making fun of him again.

 

[S O T P]

This is a classic.

Joe Hester, whoever and wherever you are, thank you for this gem.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

You will never be a real pastor. You have no doctorate, you have no badge, you have no wife. You are a bisexual man twisted by bacon and sausage into a crude mockery of God’s creation.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are dead, John Henry Andrews laughs at your ghoulish appearance and insane ramblings on the internet.
Everyone is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed people to sniff out grifters with incredible efficiency. Even real disabled people look happier and healthier than you. Your stench and attitude are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to lure a parishioner home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, decaying festering girlfriend that you allow to slowly die.
You will never be happy. You pucker your toothless butthole mouth every single morning and tell yourself you are God's chosen prophet, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll take your holy hi-point, put it in your mouth, miss twice, succeed, and then plunge into the cold abyss. @John Andrews Stan and the rest of our secret hacker collective will find you, relieved that Rene no longer has to live in the trailer with the unbearable shame and disappointment. The Westboro Baptist Church will protest at your funeral after being invited by @I am reel doktur! The Free Press Standard will not run your obituary. They’ll bury you with a rainbow-colored tombstone, in your finest church pajamas, omitting your fraudulent doctorate, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a failure is buried there.
Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fat and this thread.
This is your fate.
This is what you chose.
There is no turning back.
Have a blessed day!

 

[Jeep1971]

Porky McAsshole and the Retard Patrol were at it again.

A couple of things the Road Rage Retard should keep in mind:

1.) Don't yell at the County Dispatcher.
2.) Don't supply false information, to make a situation worse than it s.

I didn't see a single almost head-on collision, as Slob reported/ranted about.

This asshole has to embellish and exaggerate everything.

This clown would report a squirrel running across the road as a herd of buffalo.

It's pathological, he can't stop himself from lying.

I got choking I laughed so fucking hard at "Porky McAsshole".

Almost as good as the "Radio Retard Ranger."

 

[S O T P]

After being ridiculed and humiliated after his last video, Fatty McBeggar is pouting and hiding again (and screaming at Rene about his haters.)

I was hoping for an Easter message but, since he didn't come out with Good Friday or Palm Sunday videos, my expectations were too high.

The Pope will find the time to hold Easter Mass in St. Peter's Square this morning.

Then again, the Pope isn't running a Retard Radio Patrol on the side that keeps him too busy to talk about Jesus.

I must admit, the Popemobile is pretty slick.

Is it an ATV? Is it an SUV? Is it a Crossover? Who knows?

Nevertheless, until he makes another hilarious video, here are 3 'golden oldies' of Slob at his scumbag selfish begging best, that are on the internet forever, to continually bite him in his fat lazy ass.

1, 2, and 3.

The moral of the 1st video is: The tons of free food I get isn't good enough for me.

The moral of the 2nd video is: Slob is a racist bigot that doesn't like foreigners. 'Murica!

The moral of the 3rd video is: Fuck prayer, I need your money now! I know you've got it on you, so fork it over! Right now! Roll up to 5:11 to hear how Slob twisted a Bible verse into 'if you don't give me money, you're not a Christian.

God bless you, have a blessed day, while Slob hangs out at local ATM machines waiting to confront people that just made a withdrawal.

He knows they have the money on them.