🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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Guess who wasted more of the cop’s time….
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The Satan worshipper Robert McKim wastes almost as many police resources as Jonathan “Jessica” Yaniv. How long until he’s calling the fire department to help him get out of the bathtub?
Wait, I forgot Bob doesn’t bathe. Nevermind.
Wait, I forgot Bob doesn’t bathe. Nevermind.
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Looks like he also called on the 29th.
Next he'll call the sheriff because hackers are reading The Public Record.
Next he'll call the sheriff because hackers are reading The Public Record.
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The big baby (literally and figuratively) has been wasting their time and resources for a long time.
He called this in because someone was making fun of him.
Take a minute to think about that.
A (supposedly) adult male calls the police to report someone made fun of him.
It's no wonder why he got the shit kicked out of him every day during school.
It's one thing to tell your folks that kids are making fun of you at school when you're 6 years old.
It is another thing to call the cops and report people are making fun of you when you're 50 years old.
When it comes to being a cowardly crybaby asshole, Slob is in a class by himself.
He called this in because someone was making fun of him.
Take a minute to think about that.
A (supposedly) adult male calls the police to report someone made fun of him.
It's no wonder why he got the shit kicked out of him every day during school.
It's one thing to tell your folks that kids are making fun of you at school when you're 6 years old.
It is another thing to call the cops and report people are making fun of you when you're 50 years old.
When it comes to being a cowardly crybaby asshole, Slob is in a class by himself.
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5'5", 220. That's a lie! Bob is easily spinning that scale 3 times before it stops.
Even if he did weigh 220, he would still need to lose 100 lbs to have a normal BMI.
Even if he did weigh 220, he would still need to lose 100 lbs to have a normal BMI.
If I were local PD I would deliberately be sure to keep an eye out for Bob and be sure to ticket him if he as much as swerves.
He mires them in dumb reports and wastes manpower. Let him pay back!
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"Robert called to report he is a preacher and he makes videos and puts them on youtube and his sons brother inlaws are calling him and making fun of him for posting them on youtube. he would like a report done. unit 40 ok"
So Slobbert, despite all odds, produced a son. This son, unlike his good-fer-nothin father, got married, and managed not to cheat on his wife with men (better than pastor faggot could do). Slob's son, daughter-in-law, and her brothers watch his toothless yowling from the shart-infused lay-Z-boy. And after they all laugh and laugh at how stupid he is, the brothers call him to make fun of him.
And because Blobert McGay was a terrible father who abandoned his family to panhandle for bacon, his son doesn't even stand up for him. So Panhangelist Globert McBacon has to call the police to tell them his son doesn't love him. Good job, STUPID. Now the cops are laughing at your Yewtoob too.
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Bob, Have you noticed that your videos on the weather page have zero views? Nobody cares about the weather.
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That's not entirely true.
People care about the weather.
People want their weather forecasts and reports from a reliable and dependable source.
Not from an obese toothless greasy bumbling retard dressed in lime green-yellow clothes standing in the middle of a depressing shithole trailer park in the middle of nowhere Ohio reporting on the weather that occurred 3 days ago.
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I wish Bob was smart enough to do live streams on YouTube, that would be so much fun.
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I can just imagine the police blotter. "4-09-2022. Local man reports that he is a live streamer and posts streams on YouTube. He complains that chat is spamming emojis and capital letters. Officers advised him to just stop streaming if chat is making fun of him."
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Live stream? Come on folks. Remember we're talking about a retard that can't spell the word stop, can barely read, and can't set the time and date on his paid for by welfare dashcam.
I wonder if Slob drives through STOP signs because he doesn't know what they mean.
He's expecting to see SOTP signs.
Update:
Slob is back, entertaining us with the usual whining and complaining.
"How can anybody harbor so much hate?"
Before you ask that question, answer this:
Why did you threaten to kill an elected public official?
That is extremely hateful, fatass hypocrite.
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Bob claims his new video is him “preaching.” In reality, it’s several minutes of him begging the hackers for mercy, lamenting how hard his life is, and wishing us dead. He quotes a verse for about 30 seconds and calls it “preaching” lmao. The hackers have well and truly ended his “ministry” forever.
He begins this video by saying “I’m not here to entertain you.” Wrong again, tubby!
He begins this video by saying “I’m not here to entertain you.” Wrong again, tubby!
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Slob is tired of watching excerpts of the videos he's made through the years that have come back to bite him in the ass, and exposed him as the liar, hypocrite, and the fraud he is.
You can try to twist words Slob, while digging yourself a deeper hole.
In the end, you can't argue with the truth.
The truth is, they're your videos and your words.
Why do people hate you so much?
That's simple.
You're a lying, lazy, selfish, hypocritical asshole.
The 'dokuminted pruuf' is in your videos.
Have a blessed day sitting in your recliner, because you have nothing else to do.
Are you going to call the cops again and tell them people are making fun of you?
Boo-hoo.
Grow up fatass.
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1 video in the last 98 days is not evidence that you are still "preaching", Bob.
The only thing missing from todays comedy act is a giant box of kleenex.
What a fucking baby.
The only thing missing from todays comedy act is a giant box of kleenex.
What a fucking baby.
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Because Slob is so easily manipulated and incredibly gullible and stupid, he'll make a video every day for a while to show everyone (us) that he's still 'preaching'.
He's working on his Easter video now.
"Preaching that I never got enough chocolate Easter eggs and marshmallow Peeps when I was a little boy because my parents were cheap."
He'll mention Easter once to make it qualify as 'preaching'.
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I wish Bob would prove to us he is smart enough to live stream on YouTube, but we all know the truth. He is just too stupid to do that.