🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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SammyTheBull said:
I have heard that some of the images on Blobby's laptop could be considered hate crimes due to the violent sexual nature of them.
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Hate crimes are the least of his problems. I can’t say any more than that as I don’t want to tip Bob off — the worst thing for us would be if he deleted all the contents of his laptop and reformatted the hard drive. I know he’s too stupid to know how to do that himself, and too cheap to pay a computer shop to do it for him, but we can’t be too careful. The authorities would come down on us like a ton of bricks if we let this one slip through our fingers. [Insert reference to Bob’s corpulence here]
 
Several of the hackers have commented on his search history.

Bobby McNugget doesn't realize that most of us have full access to his computer and how easy it would be to expose his activity.

There's really no point though. We all know that he has no followers, just us.

Carefull Bob. You don't want to piss of a hacker.
 
Oh my goodness!

I've just seen the super secret hacker leaks. I didn't know there was such a thing as "bisexual comatose walrus porn".
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Oh my goodness!

I've just seen the super secret hacker leaks. I didn't know there was such a thing as "bisexual comatose walrus porn".
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I saw that on Animal Planet once. It wasn't good.

And the mental image of Slob and Rene rolling around in bed is horrifying.

On a positive note, at least they have water dripping on them from the hole in the ceiling over their bed.

Bonus feature! - When he turns on the ceiling fan while the roof is leaking, it makes a shower spray!

You have to keep walruses wet when they're out of the water for short periods of time.
 
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The descriptions are almost as funny as his videos.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
And the mental image of Slob and Rene rolling around in bed is horrifying.
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Let's face it. Bob's never had sex. His tales and bisexual adventures are greatly exaggerated. He probably did play soggy cracker in the treehouse with the neighbor boys though.

The trailer is like 40 years old and falling apart. I don't think the rotting floor under the bed could take their combined weight.

Bro, Rene is so retarded that her parents got her sterilized at 18 so she wouldn't have more tard babies. She's so un-womanly and hideous that when she robbed that bank, the witnesses thought she was a fat man.

If Bob admitted he was into animal porn, I would have slightly more respect for him than if he admitted he fucks Rene.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Let's face it. Bob's never had sex. His tales and bisexual adventures are greatly exaggerated. He probably did play soggy cracker in the treehouse with the neighbor boys though.

The trailer is like 40 years old and falling apart. I don't think the rotting floor under the bed could take their combined weight.

Bro, Rene is so retarded that her parents got her sterilized at 18 so she wouldn't have more tard babies. She's so un-womanly and hideous that when she robbed that bank, the witnesses thought she was a fat man.

If Bob admitted he was into animal porn, I would have slightly more respect for him than if he admitted he fucks Rene.
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Renee has a kid out there?
 
crayolasword said:
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The descriptions are almost as funny as his videos.
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"But no one wants to make some money to help me"

???? This from the guy who absolutely doesn't seek to pay anyone (professional or amateur) to fix anything is his trailer. And when they ask to be paid, he goes off on a youtube rant about how unchristian it is to expect payment for work!!
 
Kangaroo said:
"But no one wants to make some money to help me"

???? This from the guy who absolutely doesn't seek to pay anyone (professional or amateur) to fix anything is his trailer. And when they ask to be paid, he goes off on a youtube rant about how unchristian it is to expect payment for work!!
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Remember when Bob stole all that rolled roofing and labor from a poor Amish man? The Amish guy actually observes Christianity, which angered Bob so much he had to take from an innocent person.
 
Did anyone catch the end of the video where he was bitching that Rene’s overage was almost gone? Bob is her Designated Payee. The overage must go into a savings account. Not Bob’s pocket. Here’s the literature from SSA. Think about it. You know I’m right.

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Her parents had her sterilized because she is retarded. Seriously.
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She has some sort of rare brain malformation where the corpus callosum, the bundle of nerves which connects the two hemispheres of the brain, didn't form properly. It is sometimes associated with mental retardation, but some of the other symptoms resemble autism. Seriously. "Robbing a bank, then going next door to the shopping mall to spend your stolen cash leading to getting busted 45 minutes later" isn't listed as a symptom of the condition, at least not in Wikipedia, but it's the sort of thing I can imagine a low IQ autistic person doing.
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
She has some sort of rare brain malformation where the corpus callosum, the bundle of nerves which connects the two hemispheres of the brain, didn't form properly.
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Yeah and it’s not her fault. Out of respect for my namesake, I prefer to focus on the conniving, thieving piece of shit who conned her into handing over her tugboat every month.
 
Bob is doing that very important work of providing weather reports ripped right from the weather channel since no one has access to a portable device say like a….. oh I don’t know, a fucking cell phone! I think he should rename his group, Lazy Bob’s Weather Channel Ripoff
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