🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Poutine It Here said:
He could try forcing an Amish man to work on Sunday to do it. Or how is Rene with a roll of duct tape?
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Rene struggles with a roll of toilet paper.

Dear God. Bobby boy spends $400 on tires and keeps Rene in that shit stained recliner she sleeps in. I'm not being mean, Bob has stated in his videos before that Rene shits herself in the recliner.

Sparkletorius 14:88 "And Jesus spake: It is easier for a a bacon to pass through the eye of the bircher than a man with four new Wal-Mart tires enter Heaven"
 
Slob has resumed his GoFundMe begging.

And not for roof repairs and replacement windows.

Help Slob help others, while he sits in his crusty recliner surrounded by buckets catching dripping water and listening to the sound of the plastic sheeting on his windows shake in the wind.

It's a real shame Rene's new smartwatch doesn't receive police and fire calls.


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Isn't the whole point of a smart watch that it connects to your computer or tablet or whatever you are a Google/Amazon slave to with whenever you are away from it? When does Rene get out of her chair with the computer in front of her? During her car trips with Bob she has her phone and shrieking at Bob to entertain her. I'm reminded of the time that she desperately needed that armband holster for her phone to carry it while she was out and about. So strange.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
Slob has resumed his GoFundMe begging.

And not for roof repairs and replacement windows.

Help Slob help others, while he sits in his crusty recliner surrounded by buckets catching dripping water and listening to the sound of the plastic sheeting on his windows shake in the wind.

It's a real shame Rene's new smartwatch doesn't receive police and fire calls.


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Imagine trying to hype a gofundme that has only raised $5 in 11 months. Truly a mad lad. Bob, give up.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Imagine trying to hype a gofundme that has only raised $5 in 11 months. Truly a mad lad. Bob, give up.
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He forced Rene to donate the $5.
She recently threatened to expose him, if he didn't buy her a fitness watch.
With a fitness watch and an arm band for jogging, Rene is trying to get in good enough shape to waddle out the door and escape Bob's abusive behavior.
 
Poutine It Here said:
Well you never know when Rene will be on the cart. You can't expect her to hold her phone while on the cart.
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I honest to God hope nothing happens to Rene. If she goes to hospital, who is going to make her a new email and password this week when she forgets her log in information? Or buy her a new phone when she forgets the unlock password?
 
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I'm surprised locals don't shoot bb pellets or slingshot rocks into his trailer and car to ding it up. I bet he doesn't have full coverage on either of them and he wouldn't be able to afford the deductables even if the did.
 
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