🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Michael Alberto - Alcoholic sex offender rages at a 19 year old skeleton zoomer kid with a bad haircut for having on Metokur

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I had to draw Ralph while watching him cope/seethe/dilate over the Left 4 Dead stream.
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I just like that Bibble is so hung up in how Metokur didn’t play D&D with him and now he’s watching Jim play Left 4 Dead 2. Poor Bibble can nestle himself up in a gunt fold with how he will forever be doomed to irrelevance and supporting a 5’1 fat retarded alcoholic with a micro penis

Ralph sharted on stream again so CLEAN IT UP BIBBLE!
 
Remember when Ralph was gonna show up in Jim's driveway and said "I'm not joking either this time, like I have before." and then when he was going to go to the Aquarium he said "I'm not joking either, like I was when I said I'd go to JIm's driveway." and then he never did any of these things because he's too fat to fit outside the doorway of his favela.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Remember when Ralph was gonna show up in Jim's driveway and said "I'm not joking either this time, like I have before." and then when he was going to go to the Aquarium he said "I'm not joking either, like I was when I said I'd go to JIm's driveway." and then he never did any of these things because he's too fat to fit outside the doorway of his favela.
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He swore on his Mama Sandra's grave too.
Turned out she doesn't have one.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I just like that Bibble is so hung up in how Metokur didn’t play D&D with him and now he’s watching Jim play Left 4 Dead 2. Poor Bibble can nestle himself up in a gunt fold with how he will forever be doomed to irrelevance and supporting a 5’1 fat retarded alcoholic with a micro penis

Ralph sharted on stream again so CLEAN IT UP BIBBLE!
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SWEEP IT UP YOU JANNY NIGGER FAGGOT!!!

TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
Sandra’s ashes reside in the Richmond sewer system because Ralph refused to pick them up.
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That's where they deserve to be. Salty sandra in the sewer where she spent most of her life.
 
"I'm feuding with some literal child young enough to be my son who talks about legos and roblox because he was playing a video game with my ex father figure mortal enemy."
 
okay so why did ralph get pissed that jim played video games I mean jim played with ralph and then jim just shut the fuck up about ralph for like what a year or two.
 
northstar747 said:
okay so why did ralph get pissed that jim played video games I mean jim played with ralph and then jim just shut the fuck up about ralph for like what a year or two.
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You must be new here and didn't bother learning your Gunt ABC. Fucking newfags!
Ralph is buttblasted because his internet daddy abandoned him and now spends time with other internet orphans. He does what any other jealous kid does, that is seething and coping, trashing the other kids and his father who left him, while secretly wishing him back (he actually still asks Gym to come on Killstream, even if just to shit on him, that's how much he misses his daddy).
Truly pathetic, but also funny for us.
 
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