🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Michael Alberto - Alcoholic sex offender rages at a 19 year old skeleton zoomer kid with a bad haircut for having on Metokur

[Hüftpriester]

He is a baby, except he is 40, balding, basically Lucas Roberts, short and chubby. A big gunted baby.

And like Lucas, he has made horrendous porn that should be banned from viewing under the Geneva convention.

Ralph is pretty much like any tranny - terminally online and needs validation from randos to feel attractive. That's why he keeps posting pics of himself wearing gay outfits like some hipster chick from Williamsburg. He wants positive reinforcement from anons so he can feel pretty. Sounds like a tranny to me.

Ralph - I have bad news for you, bro. You're a grotesque individual and nothing is going to change that. I actually think you looked more normal before you went on the meth diet. You looked better with a chin gunt than you do with a turkey neck. I can't even imagine what the flesh apron looks like now.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Remember the book Ralph was writing?

Ralph doesn't have the mental faculties to stick it out for a book. His hog brain-rot has progressed to the point where he can only string Twitter sentences together, where there is no real expression or genuine individuality to anything he pig-fingers out but rather a strictly prescribed formula for communication imposed by the character limit of tweets. His shitty gay retard blog posts read like a collection of his tweets stitched together and if he 'wrote' a book it would just be that extended out to maybe 4-5k words if he tried very very hard.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph doesn't have the mental faculties to stick it out for a book. His hog brain-rot has progressed to the point where he can only string Twitter sentences together, where there is no real expression or genuine individuality to anything he pig-fingers out but rather a strictly prescribed formula for communication imposed by the character limit of tweets. His shitty gay retard blog posts read like a collection of his tweets stitched together and if he 'wrote' a book it would just be that extended out to maybe 4-5k words if he tried very very hard.

Considering his last entry on his website was from July and it was a smearpiece, yeah, he doesn't have the ability to write a novel.

Not to mention that we've seen his writing and needless to say, in book form it would be a complete mess. Lunatics who write manifestos do better jobs.

 

[PhoBingas]

Ralph doesn't have the mental faculties to stick it out for a book. His hog brain-rot has progressed to the point where he can only string Twitter sentences together, where there is no real expression or genuine individuality to anything he pig-fingers out but rather a strictly prescribed formula for communication imposed by the character limit of tweets. His shitty gay retard blog posts read like a collection of his tweets stitched together and if he 'wrote' a book it would just be that extended out to maybe 4-5k words if he tried very very hard.

I think everyone knew that his book was never going to happen, just like all of the other stuff. Remember when he said he was going to stream "fixing up" the plot of swampland? Now that might have actually been fun to watch, Ralph try and probably fail at handyman work.

 

[Elmo]

I think everyone knew that his book was never going to happen, just like all of the other stuff. Remember when he said he was going to stream "fixing up" the plot of swampland? Now that might have actually been fun to watch, Ralph try and probably fail at handyman work.

It's a shame because we could have gotten the return of based black farmer. Sadly, we'll never know.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Alberto has news.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Alberto has news.

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What happens if he fucks up? Will he be able to see the child?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Ethan Ralph is hollering about Michael Alberto again on Twitter, and Daddy Gym as well: