🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Michael Alberto - Alcoholic sex offender rages at a 19 year old skeleton zoomer kid with a bad haircut for having on Metokur

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I'll challenge Jim to a first to 15 Tetris match, if I win, Flamenco needs to ride a wooden horse, if Jim wins, Flamenco needs to ride a wooden horse.
 
Very teen girl behaviour of you Ralph. You should probably go watch a rom-com in your pajamas while eating ice-cream and sobbing into a box of tissues. When Mansu finally puts the baby down for the night, she can come in, give you a back rub and peg your ass to make you feel loved.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Very teen girl behaviour of you Ralph. You should probably go watch a rom-com in your pajamas
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One crazy real life gunt fact that people don't talk about much is that he's admitted several times to being a big fan of soap operas growing up.

What straight boy watches soap operas, let alone adores them? Even if watching soap operas wasn't gay, how could a boy stand more than two minutes without becoming terribly bored and changing the channel?

Waiting for the troon arc.
 
Keranu said:
One crazy real life gunt fact that people don't talk about much is that he's admitted several times to being a big fan of soap operas growing up.

What straight boy watches soap operas, let alone adores them? Even if watching soap operas wasn't gay, how could a boy stand more than two minutes without becoming terribly bored and changing the channel?

Waiting for the troon arc.
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He's in telenovela country now. Its a wonder he's able to stream.
 
Keranu said:
What straight boy watches soap operas, let alone adores them? Even if watching soap operas wasn't gay, how could a boy stand more than two minutes without becoming terribly bored and changing the channel?
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Lots of straight boys watch soap operas*.

*Lots assumes that said straight boys are in traction or some sort of fucked up old lady torture chamber and are unable to change the channel due to physical inability, technical issues, or it changes the channel and it get electrocuted again.
 
Estate said:
You must be new here and didn't bother learning your Gunt ABC. Fucking newfags!
Ralph is buttblasted because his internet daddy abandoned him and now spends time with other internet orphans. He does what any other jealous kid does, that is seething and coping, trashing the other kids and his father who left him, while secretly wishing him back (he actually still asks Gym to come on Killstream, even if just to shit on him, that's how much he misses his daddy).
Truly pathetic, but also funny for us.
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LOL I love Ralph lore. The world would have been a darker place without the Faggot Farms. This site is the Library of Alexandria of white-trash e-celebdom.
 
Keranu said:
One crazy real life gunt fact that people don't talk about much is that he's admitted several times to being a big fan of soap operas growing up.

What straight boy watches soap operas, let alone adores them? Even if watching soap operas wasn't gay, how could a boy stand more than two minutes without becoming terribly bored and changing the channel?

Waiting for the troon arc.
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One who lives with his Mother of course. I hated being at home during the summer because my Mother and Grandmother would have soaps on all afternoon and it wasn't even debatable, it was get the fuck out of the house, go play video games or watch soaps.

Ralph's family never bought him video games so he just watched soaps all day with his mommy.
 
JAKL II said:
One who lives with his Mother of course. I hated being at home during the summer because my Mother and Grandmother would have soaps on all afternoon and it wasn't even debatable, it was get the fuck out of the house, go play video games or watch soaps.

Ralph's family never bought him video games so he just watched soaps all day with his mommy.
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That and wrasslin' wasn't on during the day so his fat chubby self had no other choice. One fake and gay drama and one fake and gay drama with oily half naked men.
 
JAKL II said:
One who lives with his Mother of course. I hated being at home during the summer because my Mother and Grandmother would have soaps on all afternoon and it wasn't even debatable, it was get the fuck out of the house, go play video games or watch soaps.

Ralph's family never bought him video games so he just watched soaps all day with his mommy.
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All that really needs to be said I think.....
 

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Keranu said:
One crazy real life gunt fact that people don't talk about much is that he's admitted several times to being a big fan of soap operas growing up.

What straight boy watches soap operas, let alone adores them? Even if watching soap operas wasn't gay, how could a boy stand more than two minutes without becoming terribly bored and changing the channel?

Waiting for the troon arc.
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Ralph doesn't catch enough shit for this. We now live in an era where everyone competes to have the most vile and degenerate hobbies but Ralph grew up in a time when you could be beaten and hopefully killed for being a girly boy. His lack of shame is proof that his mother sheltered him from bullying because watching soaps should have been a death sentence in the third grade.
 
This clip is from poa.st, I don't know the context or if it's fake. If it's not fake, the Guntermensch must be seething.

 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Remember when Ralph was gonna show up in Jim's driveway and said "I'm not joking either this time, like I have before." and then when he was going to go to the Aquarium he said "I'm not joking either, like I was when I said I'd go to JIm's driveway." and then he never did any of these things because he's too fat to fit outside the doorway of his favela.
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Remember the 40 part Gamergate doc? Remember the book Ralph was writing? Oh! There was that time he was going to have a family member of Josh's on too. Don't forget the time he said he was going to bring Trovo down... Just like he was going to topple Dlive single-guntedly...
I honestly think Ralph is just so far "gone" from the benzo abuse, opioid abuse and copious amounts of booze he legit doesn't remember any of the promises he makes.
 
PhoBingas said:
Remember the 40 part Gamergate doc? Remember the book Ralph was writing? Oh! There was that time he was going to have a family member of Josh's on too. Don't forget the time he said he was going to bring Trovo down... Just like he was going to topple Dlive single-guntedly...
I honestly think Ralph is just so far "gone" from the benzo abuse, opioid abuse and copious amounts of booze he legit doesn't remember any of the promises he makes.
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40-part gamergate series?
I'll watch grass grow, thanks.
 
AltisticRight said:
40-part gamergate series?
I'll watch grass grow, thanks.
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I was a bit puzzled as how Ralph could stretch "Random thot sucked a cock for a good review." Into more than a paragraph, let-alone a series. People have traded favors for kickbacks of some sort since the dawn of time.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Ethan is a deadbeat son and a deadbeat father.
He is a baby, except he is 40, balding, basically Lucas Roberts, short and chubby. A big gunted baby.
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And like Lucas, he has made horrendous porn that should be banned from viewing under the Geneva convention.
 
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