🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

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When will they break up?

  • Within a month!

    Votes: 153 21.2%
  • Three months.

    Votes: 224 31.0%
  • Within a year.

    Votes: 160 22.1%
  • NEVER! A-logs BTFO Eternally!11!!

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If Dick wasn't as much as Ralph's "IRL friend" he would've been gunted. Dick's the only guy with clout to invite Ralph to IRL events even if Ralph ends up being laughed at. To Ralph that makes Dick his mensch.
It’s also worth considering that Dax has been the impetus for most real life experiences that Gunt has had in the last few years, everything from meeting both his baby mommas with him to all his meetups like in LA or LV. Everything IRL comes by way of Dax. Gunt has nothing otherwise.

For Dax, I’m certain he sees Gunt as a member of his wack pack, which every big-boy show has and thus he also wants one.
 
Dax probably would have cut ties with Ethan Ralph a long time ago by now, if it wasn't for the fact that it's basically guaranteed Ralph will take it super personally and rage pig on him for the next 10 years straight. Ralph also probably has dirt on Dax that he doesn't want getting out, but at the very least doesn't want to deal with Ralph being fucking stupid.

Ralph sincerely seems to think Dax is his buddy. Dax is making desperate attempts to humor Ralph just enough to seem sincere. But, Ethan Ralph's vile gunt stench is so repulsive, Dax makes excuses to leave as quickly as possible and fuck off to do literally anything else.
 
Fucking Knoxville was a bunch of internet grifters, grifting together to share over lap and build kontent and audience and it fucking worked.
Knoxville did not "work".
It was the most definitive kickoff to the descent you are witnessing now.
It's where the Gunt photo was eternalized into the memetic realm.
Jim actually warned (even if just in a roundabout way) Ralph at a point about doing IRL events (I remember the quote as "IRL stuff is gay and it never works out in favor of those that organize it") shortly before eviscerating Ralph in Mortal Kombat 7-0 and never appearing on any show with Ralph ever again.

I'll hold it near and dear that this was the exact moment in time, from where on absolutely everything went sour for Ralph.
  • Mass-ridicule by kiwis, /cow/, basically all of the IBS spehere (of which he deemed himself the king and ruler) over the gunt photo.
  • Getting divorced from his "fetching" wife Nora
  • Increasingly erratic behavior not quite seen since his release from jail
  • Fostering such a toxic (I hate the word but it fits for once) fanbase that stream.me decided to rather shut shit down without notice than to further deal with this retardation.
  • Pillstream
  • Even MORE ridicule
  • ...
I mean I could go on and on ... the point remains. It all started with not listening to daddy Gym for just once and seeing it all come crumbling down.

in hindsight pic related was prophetic and I still have trouble believing this whole timeline.

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I did say in another thread that Dick should just get the fuck away from this time bomb of fat/fail/alcohol/pills/sexual offences. Ralph has proven that if you slight him even in the most minor of ways he tries life ruining tactics on you. Dick if you ever read this, if you think he wont do it to you. You are mistaken. He tried to do it to a person who for years he called "best friend". I would do it now, while all he has on you is that you had a bit of Acid on you at the guntenbowl.
 
I did say in another thread that Dick should just get the fuck away from this time bomb of fat/fail/alcohol/pills/sexual offences. Ralph has proven that if you slight him even in the most minor of ways he tries life ruining tactics on you. Dick if you ever read this, if you think he wont do it to you. You are mistaken. He tried to do it to a person who for years he called "best friend". I would do it now, while all he has on you is that you had a bit of Acid on you at the guntenbowl.
If he talks with Jim and hung out with Rackets, this is virtually guaranteed. It’s no longer a matter of if it happens, but when. Don’t say you weren’t told, Dick.
 
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I'm seeing a lot of people overthink the potential Dax vs Gunt thing. Dax is easy to figure: he'll either do what he thinks is funny, or he'll go full contrarian "Troll". There's no in-between. He'll either gunt guard for the "irony," or he'll bring on Ralph while Jim is on because, in his mind, it would be funny as hell.
 
I had to stop listening to Dick's podcast sometime mid last year. The show just changed somehow and it just isn't fun for me anymore.

The funny thing is that Null called this shit. It IS weird that he's been sticking around Ralph when he's a constantly exploding hand grenade.
I stopped listening when Null told him on his show he was cutting contact with Dax. Not BECASUE of that, but because of the exchange the followed where Dax tried (and failed miserably) to defend pedophilia in the form of Digibro.

So what does Dax do for an encore? Reboot The Biggest Problem and have Vito as the new co-host. And now he's defending Vito.

He's one of those people I simply don't want to give any more of my time to. Certainly not any of my money. If it's a troll, it's not funny. And if it's not a troll, that's even worse.

It's the constant child fucking references. He literally cannot go a full broadcast without bringing it up.
Exactly.
 
Ralph and Dick are besties for life you got dang ayylawgs:
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Uh-oh. Looks like someone’s a bit cranky and sensitive. I think the Ralphamale is starting to feel paranoid and stressed about Snake Masterson and his brazen betrayal and humiliation of Ethan.

But let’s be honest, Ethan‘s going to just take it up the ass from Dax like the fat faggot he is. Keep taking those jabs and pretending everything’s ok, Ralph! Everyone will keep pointing and laughing at how Dick owns you like a mind-broken slave.
 
ralph and dick have done unspeakably terrible things together. they're bound for life. mutually assured destruction. eventually it will fall apart and we'll be made aware of their heinous acts, but neither side is willing to ruin themselves to ruin the other just yet.

until then we get to be entertained by ralph copes like saying dick didn't ghost the bowling alley even though there's video of ralph waddling after him in the parking lot, after obviously giving an irish goodbye.
 
Ralph and Dick are besties for life you got dang ayylawgs:
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Obviously Dick and Ralph shared a night of life changing passion when they dropped a bunch of acid in Vegas. They became butt buddies and soul sisters. Ralph will now defend his true love to the grave. Dax is the only man that has ever loved Ralph.

We know Ralph was a big broke back mountain fan, and with Dax Ralph has found his Ennis.

I did say in another thread that Dick should just get the fuck away from this time bomb of fat/fail/alcohol/pills/sexual offences. Ralph has proven that if you slight him even in the most minor of ways he tries life ruining tactics on you. Dick if you ever read this, if you think he wont do it to you. You are mistaken. He tried to do it to a person who for years he called "best friend". I would do it now, while all he has on you is that you had a bit of Acid on you at the guntenbowl.
I’ve always believed Dax was setting up Ralph to be his next Maddox. The whole reason Dax cultivated a fan base was the retard drama and lawsuit with Maddox, it finally gave him a solo stream career. He needs another drama feud in his back pocket just in case he gets desperate for views.

Dax’s show is pretty boring, he’s tried to squeeze out content to keep his audience but it certainly can’t compare to his “hot goss” days. If the decline becomes to steep he can fire up a blood feud with Ralph. These feuds only work and get interest if there was a long standing friendship between the two parties previously - like there was with Dax and Maddox.

He may even pay the Gunt to play a heel and feud with him because I think he worries Ralph is unhinged and dumb enough to cause real problems. Ralph is certainly the “nothing to lose” sort of idiot enemy that Maddox was not, so Dax wouldn’t want real feud but could get Ralph to go along with a fake one he could try to orchestrate. Ralph wouldn’t last long because he would get no support for his side of the feud because his ego couldn’t tolerate it.
 
Ralph and Dick are besties for life you got dang ayylawgs:
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Ralph thinking real friends just constantly dip out on them like Ronnie going for a pack of cigarettes just proves he’s never had a real friend in his life. He thought Gator was his best friend and knew next to nothing about him.

It’s really sad, but it’s really funny to see a loser like Ralph, the best in the sector, hype himself as this Ralphamale personality. Despite every sign pointing to him being a sad lonely loser that functions entirely on pharmaceuticals, cheap booze, and the huffs of hooker ass, he thinks his life is this grand awesome spectacle like a WWE show come to life and not the sad pathetic display it really is. He’s built up this layer of fiction thanks to rap music, wrestling, and overly online behavior.
 
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I love how gunt see's himself as an actual southern outlaw like Jesse James, John Hardin, or Butch Cassidy dressed in all black with his cowboy hat, he really believes it. He imagines himself as this large powerful image but really he looks like a child wearing daddy's oversized clothes. A fatkid playing pretend. You're no elusive charismatic outlaw gunt, you're a typical retarded redneck, and not even the good kind.
 
I love how gunt see's himself as an actual southern outlaw like Jesse James, John Hardin, or Butch Cassidy dressed in all black with his cowboy hat, he really believes it. He imagines himself as this large powerful image but really he looks like a child wearing daddy's oversized clothes. A fatkid playing pretend. You're no elusive charismatic outlaw gunt, you're a typical retarded redneck, and not even the good kind.
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Ralph evoked this image more than any real southern outlaw.
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When he breaks down about being a loser with no friends who dresses like a retard, that's the reality Ralph is trying to suppress with booze, pills, and whores. It'll always be there, right under his thin skin, clawing it's way back into the front of his mind. It's only a matter of time before his body or reality catches up. He'll either die, or break down. My indian tennis money is on death.
 
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