It’s also worth considering that Dax has been the impetus for most real life experiences that Gunt has had in the last few years, everything from meeting both his baby mommas with him to all his meetups like in LA or LV. Everything IRL comes by way of Dax. Gunt has nothing otherwise.
Knoxville did not "work".
When he claimed he was 5'10 AND his hilarious bit where he said he really does care about Xander
If he talks with Jim and hung out with Rackets, this is virtually guaranteed. It’s no longer a matter of if it happens, but when. Don’t say you weren’t told, Dick.
Comparing other lolcows to Chris Chan is a tiresome exercise but it really fits with Ralph sometimes. I just imagine him throwing his hooves in the air saying " Our friendship is real! We are going to be together FOREVER! I can feel the cosmos!"
I stopped listening when Null told him on his show he was cutting contact with Dax. Not BECASUE of that, but because of the exchange the followed where Dax tried (and failed miserably) to defend pedophilia in the form of Digibro.
Exactly.
Wasn't Dick's bestie taking vague potshots at Jim just a few weeks ago?
There is literally nothing too small for this pussy to cry over.
Uh-oh. Looks like someone’s a bit cranky and sensitive. I think the Ralphamale is starting to feel paranoid and stressed about Snake Masterson and his brazen betrayal and humiliation of Ethan.
Obviously Dick and Ralph shared a night of life changing passion when they dropped a bunch of acid in Vegas. They became butt buddies and soul sisters. Ralph will now defend his true love to the grave. Dax is the only man that has ever loved Ralph.
I’ve always believed Dax was setting up Ralph to be his next Maddox. The whole reason Dax cultivated a fan base was the retard drama and lawsuit with Maddox, it finally gave him a solo stream career. He needs another drama feud in his back pocket just in case he gets desperate for views.
Ralph thinking real friends just constantly dip out on them like Ronnie going for a pack of cigarettes just proves he’s never had a real friend in his life. He thought Gator was his best friend and knew next to nothing about him.
I love how gunt see's himself as an actual southern outlaw like Jesse James, John Hardin, or Butch Cassidy dressed in all black with his cowboy hat, he really believes it. He imagines himself as this large powerful image but really he looks like a child wearing daddy's oversized clothes. A fatkid playing pretend. You're no elusive charismatic outlaw gunt, you're a typical retarded redneck, and not even the good kind.
Ralph evoked this image more than any real southern outlaw.
When he breaks down about being a loser with no friends who dresses like a retard, that's the reality Ralph is trying to suppress with booze, pills, and whores. It'll always be there, right under his thin skin, clawing it's way back into the front of his mind. It's only a matter of time before his body or reality catches up. He'll either die, or break down. My indian tennis money is on death.