🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

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When will they break up?

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Dax will never break up with Ethan.
You're right. Dax isn't the break up sort.

Ralph will fuck it all up.

I don't see how anybody can think Ralph isn't gonna lose his shit at Dax at some point and this will all come crashing down. Null, Rekieta, Gator, Metokur... there's a pretty clear pattern here. Why would this be any different?

I understand there's a drug theory here and, under that theory, mutually assured destruction would give both of them pause. However, that would only work if Ralph wasn't a fucking idiot. We're talking about the dude that filmed revenge porn. He'd absolutely expose himself to criminal liability as part of an Internet beef.
 
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When he breaks down about being a loser with no friends who dresses like a retard, that's the reality Ralph is trying to suppress with booze, pills, and whores. It'll always be there, right under his thin skin, clawing it's way back into the front of his mind. It's only a matter of time before his body or reality catches up. He'll either die, or break down. My indian tennis money is on death.
I wonder if Ralph carries a knife like Mr Trenchcoat Perv here, but his relfexes probably aren’t quick enough to use one.
 
I haven't kept pace with Dax since he decided that Cuties was the greatest thing since Star Wars and promoted paedophile general - Vito - a cynical and inveterate pervert, who hides his rotten soul behind blacked-out windows where his eyes should be - to lieutenant.

For a man who has built a long-running podcast on the concept of what makes people "a rage," Dax's anger is stage-managed and usually corralled into anecdotal form. He doesn't really cultivate meaningful feuds unless he is pushed. He shouldered Maddox's passive-aggressive edicts in the dying months of The Biggest Problem... with good grace, until things became untenable. When he does go to war, as with the Lolsuit, he puts entertainment at the vanguard of everything that he does. You get Cuckmas Carols or Dax hijacking Maddox's podcast.

Dax's friendships seem to peter-out off camera. People drift out of his orbit. He's a raving contrarian rather than an aggressor. Unless his personality has changed over the past couple of years, he is unlikely to turn up either at your home, or your place of work, screaming incoherently before declaring victory over all that he surveys. He is more likely to torment you using a nearby billboard, because that's funny and Dax generally goes for the funny bone. Ralph always goes for the throat.

If relations between Dax and Ralph are strained, then Dax is managing the situation by minimising the drama. Ralph is the equivalent of Zoe Quinn and every bit as foul. He is a prominent figure within his circle, who holds a ton of dirt on people who let him get too close. He harbours a tendency to fling this shit around indiscriminately, along with clods of his own faecal matter. No point antagonising a man like that. Dax has skeletons - his drug use; possibly some issues surrounding his finances; that whole grey area around Faith and the procurement of a fake ID. It's not worth stirring the pot to see what might float to the surface. Not when Ralph will take himself off the board, one way or another, sooner rather than later, whether that's a return to jail, a serious car accident, or a medical incident.
 
I wonder how many paranoia texts gunt has sent Dick the last couple days? "LOL These idiots think you would snake me and laugh at me with that anime faggot who eats dog from his fat asian whore, you would never betray me right bestie?" "whats up bro just hitting you up to see what you want for christmas in case santa is listening"
 
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I understand there's a drug theory here and, under that theory, mutually assured destruction would give both of them pause. However, that would only work if Ralph wasn't a fucking idiot. We're talking about the dude that filmed revenge porn. He'd absolutely expose himself to criminal liability as part of an Internet beef.

This reminded me of another thing: Dick is very open about his drug use, especially on his appearances with PKA. I think this is just the usual thing of "Dick keeps certain people around for the entertainment value for the grift." Unless he actually turns out to be a pedo or Ralph has evidence of him doing gay shit, I'm pretty sure anything Ralph thinks he has on Dick wouldn't actually do much to him.
 
Ralph's silence on Dax's offer to Jim is making me think more and more that he'll be a surprise guest and "ambush" Jim on stream. I'm certain Dax saw how much traffic MundaneMatt got during the Boulder Stream 2.0 and is willing to have Ralph humiliated on his platform to get it.
 
Ralph's silence on Dax's offer to Jim is making me think more and more that he'll be a surprise guest and "ambush" Jim on stream. I'm certain Dax saw how much traffic MundaneMatt got during the Boulder Stream 2.0 and is willing to have Ralph humiliated on his platform to get it.
He really can't say anything because it would further highlight his non-stop hypocrisy. Dick tweeting about doing a show with Jim essentially is Dick Co-Signing™ the Jim stream. Exactly the same reason he started raging at Jim. All he can do is pretend not to care while doing his usual thing of indirectly talking shit about the issue to other faggots on twitter.

Gunt is a woman. A fat raging Karen on twitter who has no testicles and a gaping vagina. I think it all depends on Dick's level of gunt guarding, if he laughs at any jokes at gunt's expense on the stream it's going to eat at Reethan, it's going to consume his tiny pig brain until he breaks down and burns the bridge. If Dick goes all-in and doesn't crack a smile while defending his fat drug buddy, then Gunt is going to amp up his crazy and rage hard about "cancer man and his mail order bride". Either way it's a W for Kiwi Farms, because it will deliver content in either outcome.
 
If relations between Dax and Ralph are strained, then Dax is managing the situation by minimising the drama.
Given that Ralph lost his shit at Rekieta over the "shart heard 'round the world" (otherwise known as the stupidest thing to rage over), I don't think any degree of minimization is gonna work. Ralph's skin seems to keep getting thinner every time this happens. Dick would have to basically suck Ralph's dick to ensure he doesn't pigrage eventually.

This reminded me of another thing: Dick is very open about his drug use, especially on his appearances with PKA. I think this is just the usual thing of "Dick keeps certain people around for the entertainment value for the grift." Unless he actually turns out to be a pedo or Ralph has evidence of him doing gay shit, I'm pretty sure anything Ralph thinks he has on Dick wouldn't actually do much to him.
Conversely, Ralph is subject to a suspended sentence, so he probably SHOULD avoid getting caught up in illicit substance use. A fallout between Dick and Ralph where they start dishing on each other's drug use would hurt Ralph way worse. Dick is also in California, where they give less of a shit about that stuff. They're probably gonna legalize LSD, Ecstasy, and shrooms in the near future anyways.

Still, I think Ralph is absolutely dumb enough to go there. Thinking about long-term consequences isn't his forte.

Ralph's silence on Dax's offer to Jim is making me think more and more that he'll be a surprise guest and "ambush" Jim on stream. I'm certain Dax saw how much traffic MundaneMatt got during the Boulder Stream 2.0 and is willing to have Ralph humiliated on his platform to get it.
The problem for Dick is that he'd have to gunt guard every single second of that stream in order to avoid a Ralph meltdown. I don't even think remaining largely silent, as Matt did, would work. Because then Ralph would start squealing about how "Dick didn't help him take down Medicare!"
 
Given that Ralph lost his shit at Rekieta over the "shart heard 'round the world" (otherwise known as the stupidest thing to rage over), I don't think any degree of minimization is gonna work. Ralph's skin seems to keep getting thinner every time this happens. Dick would have to basically suck Ralph's dick to ensure he doesn't pigrage eventually.
Going by how he reacted to someone asking on twitter whether he was talking about Dick with that diss, his skin must be paper thin at this point.
 
his skin must be paper thin at this point.
“At this point”

Nigga have you been paying attention? Ralph’s skin is so thin it’s transparent, and it has been for years. By his own admission, Jim shaking a pill bottle sent him over the edge on multiple occasions. Ethan Ralph is a fat ugly bitch with no friends.
 
Still, I think Ralph is absolutely dumb enough to go there. Thinking about long-term consequences isn't his forte.
Thinking about short-term consequences aren't his forte either.

Actually, thinking in general isn't his forte. There's a reason you hear sloshing when he walks around. It isn't just the shit in his pants; it's his brain trying to drown itself from embarrassment and substance abuse.
 
“At this point”

Nigga have you been paying attention? Ralph’s skin is so thin it’s transparent, and it has been for years. By his own admission, Jim shaking a pill bottle sent him over the edge on multiple occasions. Ethan Ralph is a fat ugly bitch with no friends.
What no friends? He totally has his best buddy Dax Herrera, who he is absolutely not pissed off at and will defend his honour at all times.
 
This reminded me of another thing: Dick is very open about his drug use, especially on his appearances with PKA. I think this is just the usual thing of "Dick keeps certain people around for the entertainment value for the grift." Unless he actually turns out to be a pedo or Ralph has evidence of him doing gay shit, I'm pretty sure anything Ralph thinks he has on Dick wouldn't actually do much to him.
I'm close to 50/50 on him even caring about literal homosexual activity being outed tbh. He might catch a bit of a hit to his audience if it were the case, but if he was concerned about that I doubt he would do so in front of a white trash loudmouth like Ralph. IMO the only "dirt" that Ralph could possibly hold over Dick is if he had an underage skeleton in his closet, but it's honestly completely irrelevant at this point whether he has that dirt or not. The lore has been established and in the event of a falling out between the two of them Ralph is clearly willing to tell outright lies about those who have slighted him.

Dax Herrera WILL inevitably be called a pedophile by Ethan Oliver Ralph. His girlfriend WILL inevitably be accused of helping him groom her students. This fate was sealed the moment he allowed the little hog within an arms reach of him.

He will be rightly served for pitying a scoundrel.
 
The problem for Dick is that he'd have to gunt guard every single second of that stream in order to avoid a Ralph meltdown. I don't even think remaining largely silent, as Matt did, would work. Because then Ralph would start squealing about how "Dick didn't help him take down Medicare!"
That's assuming he doesn't want to drop Ralph after attending the shitshow of a bowling "event" in the way that'll get him the most attention.
 
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