Embarrassing Celebrity crushes - Just list yours I list mine

[Incongruous]

I had a thing for Marie Kondo for such a long time. There's something about "Keep only those things that speak to your heart. Then take the plunge and discard all the rest." that speaks to me in a romantic sort of way. She's also really cute if you look at it from a certain perspective, but maybe that's just me.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I'd like to bury my face in bryce dallas howards big fat arsecheeks

https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/251119-id-like-to-tit-fuck-her-ass

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

 

[Nique la mere de Macron]

Is it a celebrity crush if it's more on the character than the actor? I have a huuuuuge girlcrush on Rosa Diaz (played by Stephanie Beatriz) on Brooklyn 99 and I'm not even gay except for her. The actress is great and I've LIKED her in the only other thing I've seen her in (The Man on the Inside), but it's Rosa Rosa Rosa who I love.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

I had a crush on Amanda Bynes growing up. Not embarrassing at the time, but she's a nutcase lately. A good lolcow candidate?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Emma watson and ellen page. They had this girl next door vibe to them teen me absolutely had a huge crush for. Sad to see them destroy themselves

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Ariana Grande. Not because it's that bad

But I like her because she's a terrible person. I would encourage that behavior if I could.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Ariana Grande. Not because it's that bad

But I like her because she's a terrible person. I would encourage that behavior if I could.

Nigger what is wrong with you?

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Nigger what is wrong with you?

Attracted to terrible people and can't get a date unless it's hazing

 

[Zyklon C]

Winona Ryder. Saw her as Charlotte in "Autumn in New York" and that shit changed me.

I and Ryder are virtually the same age and I've low key loved her since she first appeared.

Also, Cate Blanchett. The woman is gorgeous, incredibly talented, and has a lovely voice. I'd sit and listen to her read out a phonebook tbh.

I first saw her in The Talented Mr. Ripley and my word...

 

[Zirnwyb]

I first saw her in The Talented Mr. Ripley and my word...

It was The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring for me. Little me thought she was a literal angel when I saw Galadriel for the first time.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

i liked the shoplifting part of her

 

[Snusmumriken]

My celebrity crush is the retard who posted this thread, gotta be one of my favorite lolcows.

(edit to add: if you must know, 90’s mariska hargitay will forever have my little gay heart)

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

If I had to crush on a fellow cow it'd be Taylor Lorenz. Every other female cow is like 18 or actually a man

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Does Lilly Gaddis count as a celebrity? After learning who she is, she's very embarrassing to like whatsoever

 

[Fats McGee]

This thread is hilarious. OP being a schizo while people ignore it and give genuine answers is making me chuckle.

Anyway, thread tax, I've got a couple I'm not proud of.

Maisie Williams. She's got a weird face, kinda like a pug. But I think she's kinda cute in her own way.
Lauren Graham, best known as Lorelei from Gilmore Girls. She gave my younger self a whole host of mommy issues.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Tony Blair.

He was oddly cute, almost handsome when he was younger.