Embarrassing Celebrity crushes - Just list yours I list mine

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I’ve met a couple of ‘slebs and found most of them very disappointing indeed. I did get to say hello to Michael palin once and he was very nice and charming. But in general, I’d say celebs not my thing.
Also very few attractive men in cinema or music these days, they all look extremely gay or squirrelly like that chalamet boy. Or vile and off putting like pedro pascal . There are no chiselled types and no attractive-ugly rock types either, just odd, feminine looking men.
Honestly I would t bother
 
What the fuck even is this thread?
Also, Cate Blanchett. The woman is gorgeous, incredibly talented, and has a lovely voice. I'd sit and listen to her read out a phonebook tbh.
 
That bug lady main villian from power rangers lost galaxy. She was fun crazy and not the annoying retarded crazy of some people.
 
Jesus wept.jpg

I died a little when we lost her.

I've wanted to take a shot at a few celebrities. She was one I actually hoped to run into for some reason and I buy her dinner at a nice restaurant and actually hold a conversation before anything more.

I fucked two low production Porn stars and at least one of the hoes from the girls gone wild part 5 series I think it was. She was not a 10. I was offered to do low production soft core porn when I used to spend 12 hours a week in the GYM. I pussied out before even discussing what I'd be paid and kind of regret it. Degeneracy stickers in 3,2.....
 
I’ve meticulously combed through this entire thread and am happy to report that nobody has reported a celebrity crush on Lena Dunham. This means we are all of sound mind or at least somehow have the presence of mind not to (somewhat) publicly announce such a mental shortfall.
 
Ricki Lake in Hairspray altered my brain chemistry forever
 
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