Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Loony Lovegood said:
I love John Cameron Mitchell (3rd from left) but look at the height of manly Page compared to everyone else.
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from the thumbnail of this Ithought the person in the middle, in the green shirt, was Shaggy from the live action Scooby Doo films....
 
Loony Lovegood said:
I love John Cameron Mitchell (3rd from left) but look at the height of manly Page compared to everyone else.
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I like how the real men coordinated their shirts to something about dadbods. Also, seeing her next to JCM made me imagine her in Hedwig and I realized something. Ellen probably couldn't pass as Yitzak even after her "transition". Or hell, couldn't top an actual woman as Hedwig (Lena Hall). Then again, she'd probably have issues with Hansel transitioning to get with an American pedophile, the song about the botched ditch operation, and the ending where he takes off the wig and walks off as his authentic male self while someone else takes center stage.
 
Candidae said:
I like how the real men coordinated their shirts to something about dadbods. Also, seeing her next to JCM made me imagine her in Hedwig and I realized something. Ellen probably couldn't pass as Yitzak even after her "transition". Or hell, couldn't top an actual woman as Hedwig (Lena Hall). Then again, she'd probably have issues with Hansel transitioning to get with an American pedophile, the song about the botched ditch operation, and the ending where he takes off the wig and walks off as his authentic male self while someone else takes center stage.
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Wasn’t there a scene where Gnosis was a young teenager? She could maybe do that. Or instead of armless children learning sculpting, Hedwig’s mother could teach dickless pooners how to stand to pee. A song change to “The Origin of Ugh,” perhaps.
 
Julie Newmar said:
Wasn’t there a scene where Gnosis was a young teenager?
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Tommy was still supposed to be unmistakably male. He was a gay nerd and presumably short (since he's based on John Cameron Mitchell), but he was supposed to have some kind of masculine energy that attracted Hedwig which Ellen totally lacks. I think that she could play Yitzhak who gets treated like a little bitch the whole time and was played by a woman in the original film.
 
Ellen would blend in perfectly with the band of Korean drag queens. Why make it any more complicated?
 
No one ever answered my question of whether dingleberries are gender-affirming. We must not wait for Ellen to write another book addressing this.
 
Marc said:
No one ever answered my question of whether dingleberries are gender-affirming. We must not wait for Ellen to write another book addressing this.
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I mean, both sexes can have hairy anuses. I don't see why dingleberries are exclusively male coded. Surely there are gross women out there, too.
 
Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
I just thought... is it a Canadian thing? 'Cos "Elliot" Page reminds me of if Justin Bieber were more "manly", and vaguely Jewish, due to the swarthy hair.
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It certainly is an aesthetic in their rolodex. The Bieber look is a visual adopted by both true and honest doods and lesbians who can't really pull off the lumberjack. Speaking of which, I like how I can clock a lesbian by the backwards baseball cap and short hair combo. Something about that is both endearingly cute and screams "I'm the boy in the relationship!!!."
 
Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
Speaking of which, I like how I can clock a lesbian by the backwards baseball cap and short hair combo. Something about that is both endearingly cute and screams "I'm the boy in the relationship!!!."
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Honestly, my favourite flavour of pooner/bull dyke. ESPECIALLY if they are wearing baggy pants stolen straight from late 90's-early 00's skater culture, but not the actual skater culture, the poseur mainstream version. I WISH Ellen would adopt that look.
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Justin Bieber's look is "lesbian". He looks like a girl trying hard to look though... which is exactly what Ellen is.
 
Wow I didn't know this thing was still actually getting decently high paying gigs with real A-list actors and producer's/director's. I was looking up stuff on Nolan's new epic Odyssey flick and came across that Ellen Page is going to be in it too! I don't know her level of involvement or what character even but just being attached to a Christopher Nolan blockbuster movie co starring a ton a legit famous and talented actors/actresses like Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Zendaya, John Leguizamo, Rob Pattinson, and many more legit people can be scene as a huge acting accomplishment for her and any potential future work. I wonder what character she'll play, or how she got the job to begin with? I imagine cost is not an issue at all when it comes to a CN film since he dominated all last year with Oppenheimer.
 
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Renfrew_Customer_Support said:
how she got the job to begin with
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Probably leveraged her old part in Inception. Nolan has already worked with her so he probably has a soft spot, and it probably was also a good occasion to rack up goodboy points for casting a tranny. That, or Ellen phoned him begging for a job and he couldn't refuse because he was scared of the possible fallout.
 
Oh yeah. Duh! You are probably right. I forgot that she was in those movies. I tried to watch one of them once, I didn't really like it so that's why it escaped me...
But I mean still what obviously ambiguous and/or androgynous type character will this weirdo even play? I get that it's ancient Greece and all. And that the story must be ripe with odd individuals who may not necessarily have much screen time as say Zendaya will.
(i assume her part will most likely be like that😂)
 
I am sure someone may have suggested Tiresias/The ghost of Tiresias already (in which case, I second this motion)- if not, that's the role for which SHE would unironically be best suited:
tl;dr = Guy sees two snakes makin' sweet lurve - taps 'em with a stick - "STOP that, you horny beggars!" - and BANG! He's transformed into a chick! A few years later he sees another pair of horny sneks - tries it again - BANG! Back to man mode!

LATER - Zeus vs Hera are arguing - who gets the most joy from sexual acts? Zeus says women - Hera says men - Tiresias is asked, as he has seen it all from both perspectives - he opts for women, making Zeus winner. Hera is pissed off, and strikes poor old Tiresias stone-blind - so Zeus gives him the consolation prize of prophecy.

It's the SPIRIT of Tiresias who appears in the Odyssey, as this is many years later.
 
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