Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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bro it was making her crazy. she could have switched to directing or something and probably never would have turned poon.
She would still be an attractive young woman in the Pedowood sphere of influence. She would not be safe anyway. One solution would have been to switch to theater.
 
Always thought she looked less pretty than everyone claimed she was.
Honestly baffling ego from her getting pissy at Last of Us because she thought Ellie was based on her appearance
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This reminds me that there’s this popular quest mod for Skyrim whose central character is literally just a one-for-one copy of how Ellen Page looked when she was younger, way more than Ellie from TLoU does. But it’s a free game mod so it’s not like anyone is profiting from her appearance.
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Not to mention that people generally dislike this mod and think it’s overhyped and tries too hard to be edgy.
 
This reminds me that there’s this popular quest mod for Skyrim whose central character is literally just a one-for-one copy of how Ellen Page looked when she was younger, way more than Ellie from TLoU does. But it’s a free game mod so it’s not like anyone is profiting from her appearance.
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Not to mention that people generally dislike this mod and think it’s overhyped and tries too hard to be edgy.
Was this made before 2018? Because that model looks like a cross between Ellen and the boy from God of War 2018 to me.
 
This reminds me that there’s this popular quest mod for Skyrim whose central character is literally just a one-for-one copy of how Ellen Page looked when she was younger, way more than Ellie from TLoU does. But it’s a free game mod so it’s not like anyone is profiting from her appearance.
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Not to mention that people generally dislike this mod and think it’s overhyped and tries too hard to be edgy.
Looks like a bald sims character
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Theatre: so safe they let Kevin Spacey molest boys for decades. Or you think just no straight paedophiles in there?
Oh, I do think that she would not be perfectly safe in there but it has less big money than Pedowood. A famous movie actress has more pull to defend herself in there than a pretty boy extra would. Sometimes, you pick the option you can survive with as opposed to a non-existent perfectly safe option. Like, if you have to go somewhere and your option is either go through a toxic swamp or a forest filled with poisonous snakes, you check your bag. If you have a mask that helps you breath, you pick the swamp and if you have antidotes, you pick the forest. I think that SHE would be safer in theater even if those boys were not.
 
Some of you optimistic fuckers prescribing alternative career paths for Ellen assume there was ever an element of integrity to her attention-seeking behavior.
 
Oh, I do think that she would not be perfectly safe in there but it has less big money than Pedowood. A famous movie actress has more pull to defend herself in there than a pretty boy extra would. Sometimes, you pick the option you can survive with as opposed to a non-existent perfectly safe option. Like, if you have to go somewhere and your option is either go through a toxic swamp or a forest filled with poisonous snakes, you check your bag. If you have a mask that helps you breath, you pick the swamp and if you have antidotes, you pick the forest. I think that SHE would be safer in theater even if those boys were not.
that's not how the entertainment busines works
 
bro it was making her crazy. she could have switched to directing or something and probably never would have turned poon.
She would have to had the confidence and talent to make that switch. Success as a pretty young thing actress was a safe bet, success as a director or behind the scenes was a long shot. Also, tbf, it’s very hard to be taken seriously as an attractive young woman in Hollywood, and many other industries, particularly when skill and experience are major considerations.

Directing also requires a strong sense of self and confidence in your decisions/ vision, which Ellen is sorely lacking in.

If a woman finds well-paid success as a model or actress, thanks to being young and attractive, she’s told to milk it for all you can while it lasts (because it never lasts long) and have a plan for what to do next. If they are savvy and smart they use the wealth they accumulated pivot to business ventures, real estate, producing, directing, etc…

Ellen tried to hang on to acting and her pivot was pooning out. She obviously doesn’t have much confidence in doing anything besides acting. Given what we’ve seen of her attempt at being a writer there might be very solid reasons for her lack of confidence - she might not have any hidden skills or talents. Judging from the past decade I’d say she has poor decision making skills which definitely puts her at an extreme disadvantage for any new ventures or career changes.

I think she was attempting to be a “trans activist” but that doesn’t pay well and she isn’t nearly aggressive enough to beat out the men in dresses for what $$$ and positions are available. Not to mention looking like the world’s tiniest, saddest man isn’t great trans propaganda.
 
she might not have any hidden skills or talents.


went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
 
Might've been, I know a separate thread to debate the kiwi in question was made but I couldn't find it despite trying. It's a hilarious and unhinged read and I really wish I could remember what the fuck it was called, searching "fuck pooners" or "grindr pooners" doesn't give me any results (:_(

The term you were looking for was 'Porking Pooners'
 

The term you were looking for was 'Porking Pooners'
Thank you!
 
Also, tbf, it’s very hard to be taken seriously as an attractive young woman in Hollywood, and many other industries, .
Yes but that has less to do with their looks and more to do with the reality that women generally make films that don't make a lot of profit, if any at all.

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I love John Cameron Mitchell (3rd from left) but look at the height of manly Page compared to everyone else.
 

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