Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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There was also that time Achilles dressed as a woman... although that was as a disguise, in Skyros fell in love with one of the princesses and then ended up going to Troy. So meh, not a tranny in the eyes of someone sane but 100 percent a tranny in the usual suspects eyes
He was disguised as a princess to avoid being shipped to war when he was a teen. If someone tells you that this makes him a tranny, point out that in one of the translations he took advantage of the disguise to rape the actual princess just like real trannies.
 
Well maybe he's going with the later made up by certwin ancient Greeks that "Ackthually, Helen was taken to Egypt", i shit you not there was that kind of coping that way at one point in antiquity
I have read that. It does address the part of Iliad that had Helen show that she was forced to be with Paris against her will. At no point does she actually seems in love with the little prick. She gets along with everyone EXCEPT Paris. It is kind of hilarious. Even Aphrodite fails to use her divine powers on her after a while and is forced to BEAT Helen to get her to sleep next to him.
 
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Take it from me, this place here changes a man....I used to be Brad Pitt
 
I'm so embarrassed for my fellow Kiwis. You would think out of ANY subculture we could be counted upon to recognise phalloplasty scarring and interpret that twitter post as the funny little joke it is ... Zeus deliver us
 
Looks like the layer of skin peel that pooners are left with after the surgeon takes it to make them a rotdog

Thats because it is but whether its Ellens arm is a good question. The recovery from a rotdog is fucking brutal ad shes been out and about and filming shit, so its debatable if its hers.

The left and right pictures are the same arm image and the buckles have metal loops in one and leather in the other.
Either AI or photoshop.

This isn't Ellen's arm. It's a joke post made with a random insane woman's arm which has been mutilated by rotdog surgery.
 
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Ellen page is smaller than me, and I’m about the shortest woman i know. The idea of her playing Achilles is just ridiculous. I don’t find Brad Pitt attractive personally but you can see him playing some chiselled Greek warrior
 
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Ellen page is smaller than me, and I’m about the shortest woman i know. The idea of her playing Achilles is just ridiculous. I don’t find Brad Pitt attractive personally but you can see him playing some chiselled Greek warrior
I know this thread is about Ellen and yes her playing a male warrior is beyond absurd, but Im sorry that image of the new "Helen of Troy" is stomach turning. This lunacy is the apex of mental/psychological torture, being forced to pretend that thing is beautiful and that a physically mutilated creature is masculine. Its all demonic at this point.
 
I know this thread is about Ellen and yes her playing a male warrior is beyond absurd, but Im sorry that image of the new "Helen of Troy" is stomach turning. This lunacy is the apex of mental/psychological torture, being forced to pretend that thing is beautiful and that a physically mutilated creature is masculine. Its all demonic at this point.
On this point, they could have at least had Lupita grow her hair out/wear extensions/whatever for this role. She looks more like the Childlike Empress from The Neverending Story than Helen of Troy with that really short hair style & diadem accessory. And it's not like Lupita has never worn a hairstyle that would better compliment the role before, either.

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Does this make her look more like Helen of Troy? I mean, no. But it'd at least be closer to what I would expect a representation/facsimile/interpretation of that character to be. Some random Instagram pic of her looks better than whatever she's wearing for the movie.

Either way, Ellen being 5 feet tall vs. Lupita being about 5'4" or so just makes me laugh. Do you think they'll have Ellen wear those platform shoes they made Robert Downey Jr. wear for the Marvel-slop films? Or would they just use camera tricks/CGI to make her look taller? Very curious how it'll look in-context vs. the clips/screenshots.
 
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