Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Did anyone see that 80s Stallone movie, Over the Top, where he played a long haul trucker who had to win back the love of his estranged son by winning an arm wrestling championship? That needs an Elliot Page reboot, stat.

She can show some arm muscles (because she has zero body fat) in a sleeveless shirt, and drive a big rig with platform shoes to reach the pedals. They can cast a kid with progeria as her son so he can be smaller and even weirder looking than her.
DSHK said:
All sodomite lifestyles cause severe health issues eventually but poons, troons and male faggots have it the worst.
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The substance abuse rates are off the chart. It gets talked about quietly in homosexual male spaces, but troons and poons won't admit that a huge percentage of them are drunks/druggies.
 
Surfin Terf said:
I've always been skeptical of the pooners being sexually abused narrative. It's true in some cases, especially for children, but I don't think it's true in general.

However, even if I were inclined to believe it, I haven't seen any evidence that this is the case for Ellen. I don't believe that she faced as much sexual abuse as she implies, what I've read of her memoir shows that she greatly exaggerates the hardships that she faced (the stuff with her stepmother was laughable), but let's just assume that she really did.

What would you expect someone phoning out to avoid sexual attention to do? Would it include multiple photoshoots focusing on her bare torso? If she was really put off by people looking at her sexually... well guess what? She was past the worst of it, she was at the right age to start transitioning to a respectable actor, but instead she decided to do something new to draw attention to her sexuality.

So no, I don't buy that it was because of sexual abuse she suffered in Hollywood. Not on any level.
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It’s really common for sexual abuse victims to be promiscuous and/or sexually demonstrative.

Their worth might be tied up in their sexuality, and giving up the goods (or displaying them) might be their comfort zone.

Alternatively, they might feel worthless and think their body is all they are good for.

In both cases they convince themselves that what they are doing is “empowering” and “taking ownership of my sexuality”.
 
This remains the greatest post in the thread.

pink cigarettes said:
Male roles Ellen could play now in major big-budget films
Horror: A young boy locked in a dark cellar from birth and raised on nothing but jerky made from human flesh
Fantasy: Golem type creature, obviously
Science fiction: First human man born and raised on another planet, showing the deficiencies of going without normal gravity, healthy food, human biorhythms etc for 50 years
Comedy: A remake of "Twins" with Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito, but now it's John Hamm & Ellen (and the reason his twin is so mutated is because it's actually a sequel to any of the above films)
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Surfin Terf said:
I've always been skeptical of the pooners being sexually abused narrative. It's true in some cases, especially for children, but I don't think it's true in general.

However, even if I were inclined to believe it, I haven't seen any evidence that this is the case for Ellen. I don't believe that she faced as much sexual abuse as she implies, what I've read of her memoir shows that she greatly exaggerates the hardships that she faced (the stuff with her stepmother was laughable), but let's just assume that she really did.
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I agree. I loved the excerpts that @Nicholas II of Russia would post and there were so many inconsistencies. Her woe is me, I am such a victim stories were basic fare for everyone in the 90s and early 00s. Dumb teenagers would have called any gay man prancing around in a Speedo homophobic slurs back then, rural Canadian amusement park or not. The Hangover and Superbad used the same slurs even later because it was normal.

As an actress, she automatically has narcissistic tendencies. As a vegan and anorexic, she clearly has severe control issues. Combine the two and you get pooners. Her book is proof of her mental illness(es).

If being trans wasn't trendy (narcisism) and made her untouchable (control), she would latch on to something else (NXVIM, MLM, PETA, some weird culty-church in LA...).

I don't know if she's deliberately misremembering things, or trying to justify the present by rewriting the past and bending the truth to fit her narrative. Either is possible.

Does Hollywood have a dark underbelly? Of course. Was it the cause? No. Was it the catalyst? Maybe.
 
The Ugly One said:
If you have a man's brain, hey, the grind ain't so bad, really. We were born to grind. But if you have a woman's brain? It's hell on earth.
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Well put! You guys traded some of that brain stuff for the special bones, like space marines. This is why the only women who can mimic the grind (mentally) are 99th percentile based schizos.
 
FarmVille said:
Thank you.

Buck’s stance against the current trans craze is 100% because a woman with male pattern baldness is no longer special.

At one point Buck was a mind bending freak of nature, now they’re just another aging pooner. A dime a dozen on Reddit.
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Buck Angle is a homo faggot not wanting to address these people are executianable because they should be.
 
The problem of trans actors is that they're not happy with being reduced to bit characters the sort of Tilda Swinton, Meryl Streep, Linda Hunt or Cate Blanchett when they played men in artsy movies, or just playing trans characters in ever cringey LGBT films, or embracing their ridiculousness and playing parts in comedies.

They want the big roles.

Pooners want to be Bruce Willis in Die Hard, or Leo DiCaprio, or the portfolio suited to whoever they're skinwalking, which is always gonna be either an action hero or a teen idol heartthrob.

Troons just think of women as thinks to goon to, and thus they want to be things to goon to. They'll always seek the roles suited for a Scarlett Johansson, a Megan Fox or a Salma Hayek, never a Swinton, Streep, or Hunt. They would never be interested in playing OG Galadriel, but they might Guyladriel.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
Pooners want to be Bruce Willis in Die Hard, or Leo DiCaprio, or the portfolio suited to whoever they're skinwalking, which is always gonna be either an action hero or a teen idol heartthrob.
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This is funny from the perspective of normal crossdressing women (butch lesbians). Those sorts tend to emulate a personal role model, similar to actual men. You dress like a famous professor/physicist that you want to be like, or a cool trucker/longshoreman from the dive bar, or a football thug, or a victorian poet/marlon brando from that gay biker movie if you're a soft wussy hipster. Not some chiselled-by-plastic-surgeons, zero-humanity sex product for horny teenagers.
 
Law said:
Fuck it. All trans men cast for a remake of Time Bandits.
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Nah, they already fucked that up, they need something new.

Heavy Rain is getting a film adaptation, so they should just cast Ellen as Ethan Mars. Or ironically the more fitting role of Ethan's son Shaun.

Dr. Butt said:
This is funny from the perspective of normal crossdressing women (butch lesbians). Those sorts tend to emulate a personal role model, similar to actual men. You dress like a famous professor/physicist that you want to be like, or a cool trucker/longshoreman from the dive bar, or a football thug, or a victorian poet/marlon brando from that gay biker movie if you're a soft wussy hipster. Not some chiselled-by-plastic-surgeons, zero-humanity sex product for horny teenagers.
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Idk about that, from all the butch lesbians I've seen the main look they go for is some variation of 19 y/o fuck-boy.
 
Irregardless said:
Idk about that, from all the butch lesbians I've seen the main look they go for is some variation of 19 y/o fuck-boy.
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They must be all low-IQ/actual fuckboy lesbians, then. Or those old-money hollywood wigger dykes? Human ones that can read follow the same style conventions that literate men did in their 20s.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
ETA: it's kinda tragic that even Dinklage can be cast in many roles because midgets are still capable of function in society. I saw a movie with him being a journo the other day, and sure, he could have become a journo. But Ellen will always be a short woman.
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You’re absolutely right. He played an esteemed author in Elf (2003), and it totally works because of the bolded^. His being a midget is used to comedic effect, but even if Will Ferrell’s character never came in and pissed him off, his size wouldn’t lead anyone to think that he’s less capable as a human being.

What is Ellen useful for at this point? The most that I can think of would be shit like that tailor-made pooner role in that indie Close To You (2023) trash film (that she was heavily involved in writing/producing, no less). What mainstream characters can she play? *crickets*
 
Tasty Tatty said:
She's not gonna be asked to play a lesbian because that'd be like asking Cillian Murphy to play Margaret Thatcher. Nobody's gonna ask a man to play a woman, so they can't ask a "man" to play a lesbian.

Roles for Ellen would be men in their late 30s, but she's also very small so it's really no credible unless she acts her lines on top of one or two boxes.

ETA: it's kinda tragic that even Dinklage can be cast in many roles because midgets are still capable of function in society. I saw a movie with him being a journo the other day, and sure, he could have become a journo. But Ellen will always be a short woman.



Ellen can't even pretend to be happy for a picture.
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As a Norse Mythology nerd, I've finally made it up in my mind that I'm tied equally for the most annoying things about MCU's Nine Realms details:

1.) Eitri (AKA. Sindri) being a literal Giant. Same guy who threw his awards out of the pram over
Blancanieves y Los Siete Enanitos con Inteligencia Artificial. Hornswoggle did a brilliant rant, actually, about him being a manbaby:



Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwLBmufnE8&t=80s&pp=ygUaaG9ybnN3b2dnbGUgcGV0ZXIgZGlua2xhZ2U=

...And 2.) Heimdall, whom, in the original myths, and in the God of War games, was conceived when (usually) Odin went sailing one day in Midgard, and had some fun with nine mostly blond (and one presumably reddish-haired, based off one of their names: Bloughadda ('Bloody Hair' in Old Norse)) Demigoddesses/Triagoddesses (all sisters), who all gave birth to a guy significant blonder than his big half-brother, is portrayed by Idris Elba. HIS best Marvel role was Moreau in Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.
 
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Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
As a Norse Mythology nerd, I've finally made it up in my mind that I'm tied equally for the most annoying things about MCU's Nine Realms details:

1.) Eitri (AKA. Sindri) being a literal Giant. Same guy who threw his awards out of the pram over
Blancanieves y Los Siete Enanitos con Inteligencia Artificial. Hornswoggle did a brilliant rant, actually, about him being a manbaby:


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Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwLBmufnE8&t=80s&pp=ygUaaG9ybnN3b2dnbGUgcGV0ZXIgZGlua2xhZ2U=

...And 2.) Heimdall, whom, in the original myths, and in the God of War games, was conceived when (usually) Odin went sailing one day in Midgard, and had some fun with nine mostly blond (and some presumably reddish-haired, based off one of their names: Bloughadda ('Bloody Hair' in Old Norse)) Demigoddesses/Triagoddesses (all sisters), who all gave birth to a guy significant blonder than his big half-brother, is portrayed by Idris Elba. HIS best Marvel role was Moreau in Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.
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Damn dude actually called him out for pulling up the step stool behind him.
 
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