💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%
  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,032 77.8%
  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%
  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%

  • Total voters
    1,327
So he is gay after all?
Why did he bother marrying her and starting a family?
There are few things in life that reward total dipshits faster and with less effort than posing as a conservative to grift conservatives. If you're really dedicated like Chafer over here, you get that beard asap. Bonus points once he got his own kids to molest.
 
Love how he's giving marriage advice to people.
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These guys have this unshakeable belief that people don’t have them pegged and would ever believe their side of things. They really are manchildren because they lie the way children lie.

While I'm not prepared to condemn him to the woodchipper until the victim comes forward, it's looking kinda grim. I just hope the kids will be alright. Seperated parents is not the ideal homelife, but when children are in danger it is important they be safeguarded. Being the jobless single mom against a dude with tons of money also doesn't help.
I think we’re about to learn why family courts were biased toward women in the first place. This isn’t to say that was right or women never abused it, it wasn’t and they did, but fundamentally it’s to avoid situations where someone like Elijah can just make the process painful for them. The calculus is that women do less damage when they abuse it because they just want to leave while men want to force their families to stay. Which is true in this case.
 
These guys have this unshakeable belief that people don’t have them pegged and would ever believe their side of things. They really are manchildren because they lie the way children lie.


I think we’re about to learn why family courts were biased toward women in the first place. This isn’t to say that was right or women never abused it, it wasn’t and they did, but fundamentally it’s to avoid situations where someone like Elijah can just make the process painful for them. The calculus is that women do less damage when they abuse it because they just want to leave while men want to force their families to stay. Which is true in this case.



Got this gem which is one of the reasons why he's mad at Kezia. He wants a whore/slut that will put out whenever he demands it.
 
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Got this gem which is one of the reasons why he's mad at Kezia. He wants a whore/slut that will put out whenever he demands it.
Yeah I'd imagine that Elijah's idea of a woman withholding herself from her husband is different than the Lord's. Doesn't really matter anyways, the devil gave Elijah Benadryl to work around all that.
 
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Got this gem which is one of the reasons why he's mad at Kezia. He wants a whore/slut that will put out whenever he demands it.
These guys are all textbook cases of people who go through life with an impulsive and short-term outlook. They would be so much happier with whores and sluts but they have pretensions otherwise.

This is why right wing discourse around women has shifted from lamenting promiscuity to snarling about how conservative women are “nags” who don’t like porn and male sexual satisfaction. So they’ve gone back to yearning for libtard art hoes.

You’d think they’d understand the losing game of running from who you are.
 
Transcript is out. Elijah is on a number of drugs and one of them is typically used for schizophrenia.

Quetiapine is typically prescribed for schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, major depressive disorder, insomnia, anxiety or other similar issues.
Eszopiclone is typically for insomnia.
Escitalopram is for major depressive disorder, anxiety disorder, panic disorder, etc.
Xanax is used for anxiety disorder or other anxiety episodes.
Hydroxyzine is also for anxiety issues as well.

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Holy shit... holy shit... His wife outed him as a possible pedophile. That explains why his lawyer tried to seal this transcript from the public. It's now in the Palm Beach County record.
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Elijah threatening Kezia and her family.

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I wonder if his lawyers will try to use his medication, plus allied things like an abuse excuse claiming childhood abuse, as a means to try to mitigate any consequences in current and future legal trouble. Well they will, though the bar is high enough. There's surely enough medication for competent counsel to enable Schaffer to weasel out of his worst problems. Against that, he probably isn't able to instruct his legal counsel as someone who isn't as high as kite.

M'Naghten Rule​

To establish a defence on the ground of insanity, it must be clearly proved that at the time of committing the act the party accused was labouring under such a defect of reason, from disease of the mind, as not to know the nature and quality of the act he was doing, or as not to know that what he was doing was wrong.
source: University of Minnesota Law Library
 
What's with protestants systematically being the shittiest """christians""? "
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You will notice that the cross he's wearing these days is orthodox.

There are lousy people in every denomination.
 
You will notice that the cross he's wearing these days is orthodox.
"Converting" to Orthodox is a regular trend amongst grifters, especially those that profess to be Christian, lately it has been more common for these grifters to "convert" to Catholicism.

I'm just waiting the day one of these guys questions why does the Catholic and Orthodox church exists as separate entities, looks it up in the Internet, reads the Wikipedo page and we'll get niggas professing to be Chalcedonian, which they would sell as "the ultimate union of based and trad" and how they are going to lead the charge to reunite the churches (but only if you subscribe/superchat/donate to their show/program!)
 
If we’re going to litigate sects in the thread you Catholics would be better served wondering why your Kamalacore Pope was just seen honoring dead Algerian terrorists (who murdered and raped Catholics). Your Church is becoming every Pagan strawman of Christianity.


Or we could discuss Elijah the Orthobro with no familial or ethnic connection to the Orthodox Church and was just trying to Basedmaxx (“being Based” being less meaningful than reddit gold at this point).
 
I personally blame the Gothic/Neo-Gothic aesthetic of WH40K for making Catholicism internet-fashionable.
 
No one should care about the denomination he literally shopped out

People are tearing into him for coal posting
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It's worth noting for those unaware that Wyatt is a well known "anime right" poster who always amasses a huge following on his accounts despite being banned numerous times. Last night when I saw that post it had been up for 2 hours and had over 150k views. That's not the only person expressing that exact same sentiment in quote retweets, I saw numerous people from all segments of the online right wing, anonymous accounts and namefags, posting almost the exact same message.

Also, Elijah has deleted the youtube replay of the night he directly responded to the documents being posted here. I was curious why this is as he did not delete the stream from rumble or kick (I didn't check twitter), so I think he did it because he doesn't want the video to get struck, so I think that's fair.
 
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It's worth noting for those unaware that Wyatt is a well known "anime right" poster who always amasses a huge following on his accounts despite being banned numerous times. Last night when I saw that post it had been up for 2 hours and had over 150k views.
He's also very pro-Israel.
 
I have not had a chance to clip up his latest streams in their entirety, I'm working on a few different things.
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Here's clips from Thursdays show.

ELIJAH ADMITS HE IS RETARDED
ELIJAH WAS A NONVERBAL AUTIST

HOMESCHOOLED BECAUSE OF HIS SPECIAL NEEDS
PUT INTO SOME WEIRD PROGRAM FOR SPECIAL NEEDS/GIFTED KIDS


Elijah talks about being passionate about mentoring young boys


Elijah says that he was hand selected to go through special programs to change the world.



Elijah admits he has nightmares nightly



Elijah talks about his kids being taken


Elijah claims he was in El Salvador and involved with the banning of the Edgar haircut. Elijah goes on to claim that "they" use fashion to control people. When Georgie tries to think of an example Elijah responds concistently with "spiky hair", claiming that "bleached blonde spiky hair makes white men uncontrollable".


At this point Elijah is obviously drinking alcohol from a cup repeatedly. The discussion turns to religion and the mexican twink forces himself onto the show to correct the record. From here the show devolves into a shouting match culminating in Elijah demanding they go to break. When they return Elijah is not present and does not make another appearance for the rest of the show. I cut it into two parts with their break, they were only gone for 2 mins, clearly not enough to cool down as they fight immediately when back.



Also, tonight he and Georgie streamed again. Notably, Elijah broke his piano out and sang some worship music and talked about a black and white worship music video he may have in the works. Georgie had to defend his 13 inch macbook to chat who called it a "baby laptop".
 
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