US Eleventh Democratic Debate - Senile Old Grandpa vs. Cucked Old Commie

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/15/8155...ate-sunday-in-d-c-heres-what-you-need-to-know (archives are broken lol)

Spoiler: Article

Amid the coronavirus pandemic, the 11th Democratic presidential debate, on Sunday, is set to look and sound quite different from the previous 10.

To prevent further transmission of the virus, the Democratic National Committee announced Thursday it will hold the debate in Washington, D.C., with no live audience, instead of its original planned location of Arizona, one of four states voting on Tuesday.

The debate is being hosted at 8 p.m. ET by CNN along with CNN en Español, CNN International and Univision, and will take place at CNN studios.

The debate will be moderated by CNN's Dana Bash and Jake Tapper and Univision's Ilia Calderón.

They were originally to be joined by Univision's Jorge Ramos although the network has since announced that he will not to be part of the debate following a potential secondary exposure to the coronavirus.

Which candidates will be there?

Former Vice President Joe Biden and Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders are the remaining two viable contenders for the Democratic nomination and will be the only candidates onstage Sunday night.

This comes following a series of presidential candidates suspending their campaigns in the days before and after the Super Tuesday contests on March

Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard is still actively running, though she did not meet the DNC's qualification for the debate. A candidate needs at least 20% of delegates awarded so far to be onstage; Gabbard has earned just two delegates out of nearly 1,800 awarded so far.

Begins at 8 PM EST and ends at 10 PM EST

In this penultimate(?) Democratic debate, Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden and U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders will help America decide whose the most electable Democrat (answer: probably noone)

Your Candidates Are:
Joe Biden

Bernie Sanders

And sadly no Tulsi Gabbard : (

So, with the stage no longer loaded with candidates, and without any supportive audiences, what do you guys think the outcome will be? Will Bernie turn out to be more mentally sound than Biden and use the debate to make a comeback? Or will Bernie cuck out again? Who knows!

 

[The Pink Panther]

Welp. It's over. Recap:

JOE-MENTUM!
JOE-MENTUM!
JOE-MENTUM!
JOE-MENTUM!
JOE-MENTUM!

But Joe and Bernie suck hard. Both of them. So...

 

[Slimy Time]

They do? I hadn't heard of this.

Yeah, they have 12 planned in total, though if Bernie bends the knee it becomes a moot point.

 

[OnMoTi]

A very interesting tweet
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Jackie Vimo on Twitter

“Biden needs to stop talking about “minorities.” In cities like NYC white people are ALREADY a minority. The majority minority future is coming. Talking about “minorities” sounds like 1980s “multiculturalism” as though racial justice is serving sushi and tacos at lunch.”

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Whites are already a minority in several states, but we can't talk about the demographic replacement happening, and how that will cause this country to collapse into just another third world shithole, without half the board spergin out because they're either ignorant RINO cunt faggots ("don't care about the brownifiaction" <- even though all coloreds vote overwhelmingly Democrat), or far left retards who only care about MUH DIVERSITY (read: chasing down the last white person.)

 

[Richard Harrow]

The dems have one more of these debates planned. Why?

Could be whoever is hosting it ordered it for their ratings. It's pretty much a comedy sitcom at this point.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

The dems have one more of these debates planned. Why?

To watch Biden smash up Bernie's campaign more.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Lol Bernie just walks off while Biden talks to moderators. He knows he's done.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Also, @Pickle Dick, dumbass OP. Don't put the Tramp option. We all know HE REALLY won. We just wanna see who won tonight.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"-Bernie Sanders, basically.

 

[Kheapathic]

Have to say Biden won; he was surprisingly lucid and Bernie couldn't walk back his praising Communist shit. Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Here's to hoping Biden loses his fucking mind when going against Trump.

 

[Vecr]

A very interesting tweet
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Jackie Vimo on Twitter

“Biden needs to stop talking about “minorities.” In cities like NYC white people are ALREADY a minority. The majority minority future is coming. Talking about “minorities” sounds like 1980s “multiculturalism” as though racial justice is serving sushi and tacos at lunch.”

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I thought that was a plurality, not a minority, but whatever.

 

[Frank N Berry]

They should have kept one upping each other with their VP pick.

I'm going to pick a female!
I'm going to pick a gay female!
I'm going to pick a gay trans female!
I'm going to pick a disabled gay trans female!

 

[wokelizard]

Have to say Biden won; he was surprisingly lucid and Bernie couldn't walk back his praising Communist shit. Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Here's to hoping Biden loses his fucking mind when going against Trump.

Walk back? It's sad for the state of open debate and democracy that he has to, tbh. If Cuba ran an education or literacy program that gave good results, opened up better opportunities and prospects for their kids, why on earth shouldn't anyone be both praising that, and seeing what elements of it might represent new best practice or could be replicated or integrated into their own policies?

 

[Based Papa John]

They should have kept one upping each other with their VP pick.

I'm going to pick a female!
I'm going to pick a gay female!
I'm going to pick a gay trans female!
I'm going to pick a disabled gay trans female!

Even in Joe's barely conscious state, I don't think he'd be that redundant.

Seriously, it was boring debate. No knock out punch for Bernie. Joe rambling on and on as he usually does. It was painful.

 

[Unpleasant]

Now the best part of the debates- lurking the bernie sanders reddit and reading the maximum cope threads.

 

[2021Murder]

Walk back? It's sad for the state of open debate and democracy that he has to, tbh. If Cuba ran an education or literacy program that gave good results, opened up better opportunities and prospects for their kids, why on earth shouldn't anyone be both praising that, and seeing what elements of it might represent new best practice or could be replicated or integrated into their own policies?

exactly, its like praising the holocaust, there is no reason for it to hinder you from getting any job. i know i always bring up how much i love the holocaust on job interviews. and how much of a good thing it was (but only when it came to advancing the fields of rocketry and hypothermia research) somehow people take that the wrong way. Also i have an oddly strong feeling Mr. Sanders himself wouldn't be too keen on someone praising the holocaust


edit: also like i and anyone else with experience dealing with dementia patients have said, once you take away the distractions Biden becomes focused. its sort of like how spergs act sort of normal if you take away the distractions and talk to them in a certain way.

 

[XYZpdq]

exactly, its like praising the holocaust, there is no reason for it to hinder you from getting any job. i know i always bring up how much i love the holocaust on job interviews. and how much of a good thing it was (but only when it came to advancing the fields of rocketry and hypothermia research) somehow people take that the wrong way. Also i have an oddly strong feeling Mr. Sanders himself wouldn't be too keen on someone praising the holocaust

Some people just can't appreciate a fine lamp.

 

[Radical Cadre]

OP, I would suggest you remove Trump and None from the poll, bc then ppl have to actually choose. Just my opinion.

Agree. The only acceptable gag choice is Null and he should be a choice in every poll site-wide.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Agree. The only acceptable gag choice is Null and he should be a choice in every poll site-wide.

As a black person, I wouldn't vote for a person who censors or word filters the word nigger on his site.

 

[Terrorist]

Trump's Chosen People own the economy

Bernie will lose but Jews will win regardless.
Hopefully his bros realize they've been screwed over by political correctness/white women/minorities and their jewish "savior" will abandon them to buy a 4th house with their donations. This is how Nazbol Gang wins.

 

[Roybertitos]

Yeah the whole shit show appears to be Bernie throwing the towel and him playing ball with the DNC. Cause if he was for real trying to win he would hone in on the fact that Sleepy Joe's brains are leaking outta his ears, and no amount of horse amphetamines and orphan blood is gonna change that.