US Eleventh Democratic Debate - Senile Old Grandpa vs. Cucked Old Commie

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https://www.npr.org/2020/03/15/8155...ate-sunday-in-d-c-heres-what-you-need-to-know (archives are broken lol)

Amid the coronavirus pandemic, the 11th Democratic presidential debate, on Sunday, is set to look and sound quite different from the previous 10.

To prevent further transmission of the virus, the Democratic National Committee announced Thursday it will hold the debate in Washington, D.C., with no live audience, instead of its original planned location of Arizona, one of four states voting on Tuesday.

The debate is being hosted at 8 p.m. ET by CNN along with CNN en Español, CNN International and Univision, and will take place at CNN studios.

The debate will be moderated by CNN's Dana Bash and Jake Tapper and Univision's Ilia Calderón.

They were originally to be joined by Univision's Jorge Ramos although the network has since announced that he will not to be part of the debate following a potential secondary exposure to the coronavirus.

Which candidates will be there?

Former Vice President Joe Biden and Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders are the remaining two viable contenders for the Democratic nomination and will be the only candidates onstage Sunday night.

This comes following a series of presidential candidates suspending their campaigns in the days before and after the Super Tuesday contests on March

Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard is still actively running, though she did not meet the DNC's qualification for the debate. A candidate needs at least 20% of delegates awarded so far to be onstage; Gabbard has earned just two delegates out of nearly 1,800 awarded so far.


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Begins at 8 PM EST and ends at 10 PM EST

In this penultimate(?) Democratic debate, Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden and U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders will help America decide whose the most electable Democrat (answer: probably noone)

Your Candidates Are:
Joe Biden
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Bernie Sanders
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And sadly no Tulsi Gabbard : (


So, with the stage no longer loaded with candidates, and without any supportive audiences, what do you guys think the outcome will be? Will Bernie turn out to be more mentally sound than Biden and use the debate to make a comeback? Or will Bernie cuck out again? Who knows!
 
The only potential excitement here(at least for me anyway)will be watching Biden's continued slide into dementia, Bernie Sanders and his complete lack of understanding of economics, budgets, etc is a known quantity by now. I can only laugh so much at some dumbfuck commie promising free shit for so long before it becomes boring to me. Biden though? Holy fuck that shit is hilarious. The DNC was forced to choose between an actual communist and a fucking demented old man and they have no choice other then to lose either way.

lol
 
I already have this debate packed

Biden: *Incoherent mumbling* hitler- äh hillary äh going for senate.

Sanders: MUH SCANDINAVIA, MUH HEALTHCARE, MUH CASTRO

There, saved you 2 hours. Trumpwinslol
 
Missed opportunity to have this livestreamed on like a google hangout with both candidates in their houses. It would just be like the old skeptic/IBS days.
 
I already have this debate packed

Biden: *Incoherent mumbling* hitler- äh hillary äh going for senate.

Sanders: MUH SCANDINAVIA, MUH HEALTHCARE, MUH CASTRO

There, saved you 2 hours. Trumpwinslol


Seriously. It's one old rich man ranting about corn pop and another old rich man ranting about slightly more rich people.

What's even the point? At least let Tusli in there to eviscerate one of them.
 
I think both these people are retarded. However, I think Bernie is going to do well here compared to Biden. When he is sitting down one on one he can communicate like a somewhat normal human. And he has been preaching the same commie shit for 40 years so he knows it in and out and can talk about it for hours.
Biden is fucked. The more time they give him to talk the worse he looks.
 
I think both these people are exceptional. However, I think Bernie is going to do well here compared to Biden. When he is sitting down one on one he can communicate like a somewhat normal human. And he has been preaching the same commie shit for 40 years so he knows it in and out and can talk about it for hours.
Biden is fucked. The more time they give him to talk the worse he looks.
Both candidates have a possible advantage from the closed doors:

Biden - less distracting, less likely he winds up stuck with his hand up
Bernie - less stimulating is both a blessing and a curse for him (less likely to sperg out but less likely to get hyped up)
 
Missed opportunity to have this livestreamed on like a google hangout with both candidates in their houses. It would just be like the old skeptic/IBS days.
They definitely wouldn't want to do that after Joe's recent live stream. Please be a shit show, please can we have Biden's issues on full display?
 
Both candidates have a possible advantage from the closed doors:

Biden - less distracting, less likely he winds up stuck with his hand up
Bernie - less stimulating is both a blessing and a curse for him (less likely to sperg out but less likely to get hyped up)
you'd be surprised how good dementia patients seem once you put them in a closed room and have a 1 on 1 with them. Biden might just be bringing back the joe of the 80s for this debate. Also shout out to all of the dems who just straight up dont care about Tulsi getting fucked over. If she didn't take a stand 4 years ago when they fucked over Bernie she would probably be their candidate right now. Not even the bros care about her getting locked out of the primaries or her destroyed reputation despite her being a rising star before 2016.
 
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