DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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Ladies and gentlemen, Phil's hair is now doing impressions of the Grand Canyon:

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Or possibly a houseplant:
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Images and funny potted plant comparison come from PoemsFuture on twitter.

If I'm looking at this right he still has a tuft of hair next to his forehead and grows it out and combs it to cover his bald spot + receding hairline; if (when) that falls out and he loses all plausible deniability the cope should be glorious.
 
UncleTusky said:
Ladies and gentlemen, Phil's hair is now doing impressions of the Grand Canyon:

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Or possibly a houseplant:
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Images and funny potted plant comparison come from PoemsFuture on twitter.

If I'm looking at this right he still has a tuft of hair next to his forehead and grows it out and combs it to cover his bald spot + receding hairline; if (when) that falls out and he loses all plausible deniability the cope should be glorious.
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I'm almost 100% positive DSP is firmly at this stage

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but he just greases up his hair and combs it back. He's honestly lucky he has dark gross thick and greasy hair, because if his hair was at all on the fine side he'd probably be looking like Cobes by now

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There is no shame in hair loss at age 40. If he insists on keeping his hair, he should stop dying it jet black. If it was more grey, the bald parts wouldn't stand out as much. And maybe cut the top short
 
Posted in the main thread but it’s rightful home is here.. the “slick back with hair grease” look isn’t fooling anyone Phillip.

I don’t know the gals at curls n’ twirls don’t piss themselves laughing dyeing and “styling” this monstrosity every month.
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Bigbadyeet said:
Posted in the main thread but it’s rightful home is here.. the “slick back with hair grease” look isn’t fooling anyone Phillip.

I don’t know the gals at curls n’ twirls don’t piss themselves laughing dyeing and “styling” this monstrosity every month.
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They are consummate professionals, they recognize an easy mark who they can keep charing for cuts and dyes while the amount of hair keeps dwindling. Hes putting Twirls and Curls kids through college.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
Posted in the main thread but it’s rightful home is here.. the “slick back with hair grease” look isn’t fooling anyone Phillip.

I don’t know the gals at curls n’ twirls don’t piss themselves laughing dyeing and “styling” this monstrosity every month.
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I hope they are charging Phil a premium while they scam him on a decent haircut.
 
Keith the Horse Fucker said:
There is no shame in hair loss at age 40. If he insists on keeping his hair, he should stop dying it jet black. If it was more grey, the bald parts wouldn't stand out as much. And maybe cut the top short
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Exactly! Ditch the Just for Men hair dye and embrace the gray. However, that means that the girls at Curls & Twirls would lose overcharging their ATM.
 
The best thing about this thread is seeing him balding in real-time. It looks like it's gotten worse in the past few months than is ever has.
 
He's been looking bald as fuck lately. The ring light is such a detractor, showing his disgusting face sacks and his obvious combover. Worst thing Phil could have added to the office.

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Poo Twister said:
That fucking complexion, I refuse to believe this is a human being. He legitimately looks like a condom filled with mayonnaise. I bet he's afraid to sneeze just incase his head bursts. When he does finally go bald he will look like a cancerous testicle with eyes drawn on.
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As someone who was recently diagnosed, and seeing the imaging of it... Can confirm.

Maybe if I can sweet talk the doctors into an actual picture of it if/when removed, I'll shoop googly eyes on it.
 
clothes in my closet said:
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Phil, in case you read this, just shave it off. There's a time and a place for trying to hide baldness and it's not helping anymore. Balding is nothing to be afraid of, a majority of men will experience some form of balding by the time they reach their 30s, and you're almost 41. It's more pathetic and hilarious that you pass this off as not balding.

Just shave it off and embrace your ugly bald polak genes.
 
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