DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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UncleTusky said:
Phil got really defensive today about his hair:


If a 30 second YT clip is too long a troll (correctly) pointed out Phil's haircut is terrible, he coped by banning the guy, then went on and on about how his haircut looks great and mods need to crack down on morons in chat.
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Him seething about his absolute shit hair cut is so good, I hope people keep poking fun of him about it. He has to know how bad it looks but of course just won't admit it. Bet when he the cut was finished he was knew it was shit but was too much of a pussy to say anything and he told the lady it was good and then paid her and waddled out the door. His mom/wife Khet should have spoke up for him and told the lady to fix it.
 
UncleTusky said:
Phil got really defensive today about his hair:


If a 30 second YT clip is too long a troll (correctly) pointed out Phil's haircut is terrible, he coped by banning the guy, then went on and on about how his haircut looks great and mods need to crack down on morons in chat.
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Nice. Phil copes really bad after that troll pokes fun of his own haircut. It's very funny to see how Phil retreated into angry pig mode just for a insult about his hair. It's so simple that Phil gets mad over it and call out his mods to do worthless shit. His hair is too terrible to call as an "haircut". If he didn't want to get cracked down by the troll, at least he or Khet or his mom should tell the barber to adjust his hair to a better style instead of keeping that ugly hairstyle anyway.
 
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A true puzzle piece.
 
From today's stream, for your viewing pleasure:
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If I'm looking at it right his hairdresser is pulling hair from the sides/back of his head to cover the bald spot now...... just shave it all off or get prescription strength Rogaine already Phil, this is just undignified.
 
UncleTusky said:
From today's stream, for your viewing pleasure:
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If I'm looking at it right his hairdresser is pulling hair from the sides/back of his head to cover the bald spot now...... just shave it all off or get prescription strength Rogaine already Phil, this is just undignified.
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It's falling out at a much quicker rate. I give it 18 months. He likely looks a lot like this right now if he buzzed his hair

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Was watching some random dsp videos last night and ended up on this one from Dick Stroking Phil Vlahgs. HO LEE FUCK i dont think ive ever seen his beard look so terrible before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQMXV2JLAY

The bald patch is fucking massive here, and his beard just looks so shitty overall. The fu man chu bits of hair that connect his mustache to his goatee are so thin, and his hair was dark enough at this time that it makes the contrast between his bare skin where the patch is, and the actual hair on his chin so jarring. Now that hes graying more, the patch gets a bit blurred, but its so clear here.

I wonder if these overly expensive Curls N Twirls visits could be for some sort of beard minoxodil treatment? 🤔 🌈🌈🌈 i know

Imagine if devon here waddles into the salon for his haircut appointment and the stylist says "So Phil uhh... about this massive gaping hole in your beard..." and Phil says "Those are just gray hairs dood" right to her fucking face :story::story::story:
 
From the DSP Comes Out of the Closet thread:

First, his hairline is in full retreat:

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Now we see that the widow's peak is patchy AF, the combination of balding + a Playstation T-shirt makes him look retarded but that's another issue:
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And finally Phil should have gone on Rogaine like 10 years ago:
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UncleTusky said:
From the DSP Comes Out of the Closet thread:

First, his hairline is in full retreat:

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Now we see that the widow's peak is patchy AF, the combination of balding + a Playstation T-shirt makes him look retarded but that's another issue:
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And finally Phil should have gone on Rogaine like 10 years ago:
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I wish someone would ask Phil to comb all of his hair forward. I've said it before but he is working the front of his head full time.

I bet that shit touches his chest if combed forward. I'm assuming the top of his head is nearly pure bald and the comeback is basically a combover to hide it.
 
LolCowCentral said:
I wish someone would ask Phil to comb all of his hair forward. I've said it before but he is working the front of his head full time.

I bet that shit touches his chest if combed forward. I'm assuming the top of his head is nearly pure bald and the comeback is basically a combover to hide it.
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For sure, like I said earlier in the thread if he wanted to Phil could rock a mean (balding) devilock.
 
Phil was plucking his facial hair on the prestream this morning

Heres the clip


He pinches the hairs between his index finger and thumb, he plucks the hairs away from his face, then he lets go of the hairs and they snap back to his face. Then he puts his index and thumb together again, and smooths the hairs down to his face.

Below is an incredibly autistic analysis with pictures.

He pinches his mustache hairs

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He pulls the hairs away from his face. Notice the white section of the mustache now where he is pulling the hairs from.


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He releases his grip and the hairs snap back in place. This happened 5 frames after the pull.

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Look at the comparison

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Now he smooths out the hairs he just plucked

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Now he moves down to his goatee



Pinch

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Pluck

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Release. This one happened 4 frames later.

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Comparison. Note the white patch, that gets fuller and darker when he releases the pinch.

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You can even see with the goatee pluck here, that he is pulling his lip downward and out with the pluck, then it goes back to straight ( sort of ) when he releases.


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His facial hair(and general face touching) mannerisms are some of the strangest things I've seen anyone do.

It's always in the same order. You can't tell me he doesn't have a touch of the 'tism.
 
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UncleTusky said:
From the DSP Comes Out of the Closet thread:

First, his hairline is in full retreat:

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Now we see that the widow's peak is patchy AF, the combination of balding + a Playstation T-shirt makes him look retarded but that's another issue:
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And finally Phil should have gone on Rogaine like 10 years ago:
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Holy shit he legit looks like a 55 year old in that second picture(the one I posted here), what an ugly and unhealthy mother fucker, Phil has to have one of the worst genetics when it comes to his face, physique and ageing; I posted a picture in the other thread of how when he was around 28 he looked like a 45 year old, his face is ugly as sin with a non existent jaw and cheekbones, big nose, oddly shaped head and gigantic fat cheeks that devolved into jowls , he has the musculature of a coma patient while being obese and he is ageing so poorly that he looks like an unhealthy 55 year old, his body is a combination of terrible genetics and lack of exercise,alcohol and a terrible diet. The only way this dent makes it to 60 or more will be using modern medicine.
 
Necroing this thread to laugh at a balding autistic man. One of the good things to be said for Phil's new use of YT Shorts is that he uses few or no filters on the things, which helps us see how badly he's really aging.

Let's compare this screencap from 31 July of this year:
UncleTusky said:
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To this screencap from his short begging for more members uploaded either very late yesterday (18 November 2022) or early today (19 November 2022:
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Obvious gray/white hairs confirm that he is either using filters on regular streams or dyeing his hair and the widow's peak keeps getting worse to say nothing of what looks like liver spots. Seriously Phil this is just undignified, just accept you're going bald and shave it off or shell out for hair transplants.

Edit: I didn't notice it at first but the part that was cut short is patchy. I hereby nominate the hairdresser who did this as an honorary troll.
 
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