DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil is so much of a robust Italian even his hair is performing Roman military strategies:

'Defence in Depth' is a theory held amongst some historians that Roman defensive military strategy evolved in the 4th century AD from the previous ideology of 'preclusive defence'. Preclusive defence was Rome's method of neutralising incursions by stationing units along its border, as well as in forward outposts, to trap enemy forces that came between them in a pincer movement. However, Roman borders became too vast to defend properly in this manner; limitanei couldn't hope to successfully defend fortifications until comitatenses swept in from outlying regions to neutralise the threat. This led to the development of defence in depth, a technique whereby the enemy army is given some ground over a large area, weakening its supply logistics as it spreads itself too thinly. Then, its weaker positions are attacked by the defending army, with the intention of repelling the enemy back to its original position - outside the boundaries the strategy was intended to defend. Defence in depth was common in late antiquity, when Rome's Western Empire became too ungainly, and among the barbarian kingdoms that succeeded it, in order to maintain their new-found and hard-won frontiers.

I enjoy your Roman very much.

It is peak infotainment and very well written, looking forward to the next one.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

I understand a balding head but I've never in my life seen balding facial hair. It's gotta be an estrogen thing or inability to pump out anymore T.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Stop fighting it Phil, this is not a battle you can win

Clipped from yesterday prestream (March 27)

 

[MLK Ultra]

This polack buys cold war era video equipment to hide his face and then streams to the world. Just turn off the video Pavel.

 

[UncleTusky]

The side view is every bit as unflattering (image from main thread):

This is not normal for him, the only real question is whether his stylist gave up on aesthetics in favor of hiding the bald spots or he asked for something "fancy" because it's his birthday.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The side view is every bit as unflattering (image from main thread):

This is not normal for him, the only real question is whether his stylist gave up on aesthetics in favor of hiding the bald spots or he asked for something "fancy" because it's his birthday.

From this angle it looks like he originally wanted to show his support for Ukraine and rock the Cossack hairstyle (or khokhol as his Polish ancestors called it) but then pussied out halfway through.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

From this angle it looks like he originally wanted to show his support for Ukraine and rock the Cossack hairstyle (or khokhol as his Polish ancestors called it) but then pussied out halfway through.

To clarify and for educational purposes this is how that style SHOULD look, but there is no way Phil could rock that and look anything but the fucking sped he is.

As an aside Phil would not be able to grown the facial hair to enhance this hairstyle.

 

[Angry Mug]

Was watching xMortis's DSP Iceberg Video today, the subject of his $3000 Lemon PC came up and I happened to notice this:

And I couldn't get the Aphex Twin logo out of my head, you know the one. But it's flipped.

Can't flip the image as I'm on my phone. But I'm not crazy right. It's THERE, RIGHT?!

 

[Dona Morte]

Psssssssst Phil.

Spoiler

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is what our boy spends the big bucks on at Curls'n'Twirls. A Richard Spencer haircut on a balding man, brilliant. I mean look at how it exposes the fact that his hairline is behind his sideburns now. He looks like a 50 year old man trying to join the Hitlerjugend back in the day. How do you do fellow kameraden *snort*?

 

[Wurstbrot]

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This is what our boy spends the big bucks on at Curls'n'Twirls. A Richard Spencer haircut on a balding man, brilliant. I mean look at how it exposes the fact that his hairline is behind his sideburns now. He looks like a 50 year old man trying to join the Hitlerjugend back in the day. How do you do fellow kameraden *snort*?

I have to say, this had to be made by an hair artist, an expert in design. Now it fits his patchy beard. The overall image is no longer contradicting, the appearance is complete. Now if he just wears shirts with holes...

 

[Corpun]

Everytime I look at it it gets worse. How will he hide the hairline now?

 

[Iron Father]

That haircut makes him look like a giant toddler. Mommy dragged him off to get a terrible haircut.

 

[Dona Morte]

Miserable.
Just miserable.

 

[Pepper Jack]

 

[blahblahblah678]

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Miserable.
Just miserable.

Hitler Youth haircut with that nose of his.
Phil should just let his hair grow out. He’s save $60/every few weeks.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Probably already stated, but she went lower on the fade on his right side than his left. He really needs to stop going to this place, unless that's the way Kat likes his hair, I guess.

 

[Iron Father]

Probably already stated, but she went lower on the fade on his right side than his left. He really needs to stop going to this place, unless that's the way Kat likes his hair, I guess.

She made his fade lopsided to match his mouth.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He drives 20 minutes out of his way to get his hair butchered rather than just going to the Mastercuts in that shopping center 5 minutes away.

 

[Telemeter]

Hitler Youth haircut with that nose of his.
Phil should just let his hair grow out. He’s save $60/every few weeks.

Haircuts will now become his new daily bill.