Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Ishtar]

Aside from Patrick Weekes wishing desperately that he's a Qunari or he has a 65-inch knotted Qunari dick up his ass, why even make the Qun the center for trans and non-binary stuff?

Hello, BioWare? Rivain's over there.

Taash isn't even a Qunari though? (in the sense she follows the religion) Her mother was Tal-Vashoth(or so it seems).

Which adds to my point-pretty much every Qunari companion except Sten(and actually Tallis) ends up not actually affiliated with the Qun.

They want their pansexual dranei ripoff, but not the state/ideology that DAO and DA2 spend so much time on.

And their fine with using the Qunari as mooks to fight, but it can never be "the qunari" after DA2 it has to be some element of qunari society going rogue.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

So... fetish fuel for the furries.

 

[Ishtar]

Ironically...the Viddasala was the only female Qunari in all the games I actually found mildly attractive. And she was just the antagonist of Trespasser.

That and gay bottoms, or furry gay bottoms basically.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Even if I'm a gay bottom, I'd rather be railed by the Qunari in the second game. Those muscles and the forbidding stature... and the Arishok's voice, oh my.

Meanwhile, Taash and friends are just ugly Portland inbreds wearing hideous jewelry, fishnets, and paper horns. This is safe horny at its worst.

 

[Lazy Drei]

I wonder whether they'll push past the 70k players in the coming weekend, if not they're underperforming compared to other 3A releases as mentioned in charts above.

Whether this will be the final nail in the coffin remains to be seen but it does not look good.

The insane amounts of ideological sperging and cringe inducing dialogue that makes you want to gouge out your eyes is truly horrifying.

Despite saying 'if you don't like it ignore it' they cannot stop bombarding you with this shit at every turn it seems, how the fuck can someone enjoy a game to tune out of real life for a few hours when you are constantly forced to watch 'current day thing'.

Progressive since conception of the IP or not, DA origins didn't bother me with constant trans ideology pushing, butchering of language, shaming people for misgendering, troon angst, daddy/mommy issues, etc...

If the studio somehow lives past this I hope the Queerosexual Gendermancer gets BTFO'd and Casey Hudson gets convinced to return to work on ME:5

 

[Ishtar]

I don't disagree at all.

Which is partly why the Qunari are treated in this half way fashion-they won't totally woobify them, not yet, but they are never going to let them be the primary antagonists. Horned guys with axes are fine mooks in a fantasy video game, but we can't make them too bad-because then we can't fantasize about being sodomized by them/playing with their horns.

And they'll continue to just be humans with horns and a penchant for being horny but not like...HR unapproved horny.

Which is even funnier because the Qunari thematically very much are about themes of repression and discipline vs unbridled lust and rage.

 

[Luke gama]

So they let the tumbler lot make a game, we're getting to hear these voices that we've been told weren't listened to that would bring something fresh and bold to gaming.

They better hope that the queer audience and teen girls suddenly start buying games.

This pretty much the game people were afraid would happen if we listened to that crowd.

 

[Sumishisunshkne]

The funny thing is even if it makes 200 million (which I doubt it will) It will be considered a flop. Investors don't want to make some money, they want to make ALL the money. Spent 1 dollar and made two, well, we could have made 3.

This game will kill bioware and EA, and I am so happy about that.

Bioware, maybe. EA as a whole? Not a chance, their sport division is doing quite well, no amount of reputation taining will affect EA in the slightest, unfortunately.

 

[Übertroon]

Ironically...the Viddasala was the only female Qunari in all the games I actually found mildly attractive. And she was just the antagonist of Trespasser.

That and gay bottoms, or furry gay bottoms basically.

Viddasala is the only female Qunari that has been in the games up until we got the freaks in Veilguard.
This was the first female Qunari portrayed in the franchise

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Bioware, maybe. EA as a whole? Not a chance, their sport division is doing quite well, no amount of reputation taining will affect EA in the slightest, unfortunately.

This game is entirely BioWare's fault and its sin to bear. EA likely has given up on it at this point, or it would never allow a crew of degenerate no-talents run the franchise into the ground. Once EA runs out of ways to use BioWare's failures as tax write-offs, these mutants are getting the gas chamber treatment by their EA overlords.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CP0xG_javx4
All endings and the post-credit scene in a single video!

So, can you actually "redeem" Solas? I heard that was one of the endings.

 

[Übertroon]

Bioware, maybe. EA as a whole? Not a chance, their sport division is doing quite well, no amount of reputation taining will affect EA in the slightest, unfortunately.

I'm beginning to think Veilguard was EA's ceo having a big brain moment and trying to use it as an excuse to say "look, singleplayer games don't make money, I was right all along"

 

[Tablet County]

Personally, I could give less of a fuck if they make 10 more Troonguard, with even more tranny garbage. I set them on Ignore and move on with my day, because I can only control what I myself play.
So, just a reminder, let's focus on the funny where we can get it, because I don't want your posts to feature into some "KF has a meltdown over Troonguard success" jewtuber's grifting video.

TL;DR:

 

[Megatardingo]

I'm now starting to wonder if the high player count will be a negative for EA in the long run. Most of the video reviews have shit on it and are disgusted by mainstream sources being massive shills
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CL7YNTs3LUMIt's an optimistic wish but it would be great if this causes a new wave of of jorno hatred and faggot shit in games



I'm also very intrested to see if the majority of the player base decide to kill off the faggot quanrii in the sucide mission, that would be funny

To be fair this could be a FIFA situation where it sucks dick, everyone says it sucks dick, everyone agrees is nothing like the good games of the series but it still makes money hand over fist. It wouldn't be the first shit game that still gets retards to prop it up.

 

[Three Gorillion Dollars]

Rewatching the last conversation with Solas in Trespasser is fucking night and day in quality between it and Veilguard as a whole. Better music, better writing, and I didn't even like the guy.

 

[Übertroon]

Rewatching the last conversation with Solas in Trespasser is fucking night and day in quality between it and Veilguard as a whole. Better music, better writing, and I didn't even like the guy.

First game still had the best music

 

[Comfort Cumfart]

I actually liked DA2 and Inquisition. Not gonna play this trash tho.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Anyone doing a hate playthrough? The 7 seas be a harsh mistress, arrr!

This is Rook "Chad The Chud" WhiteMan:



He's bringing the word of The Chud to TrannyGuard.

 

[gay]

Aside from Patrick Weekes wishing desperately that he's a Qunari or he has a 65-inch knotted Qunari dick up his ass, why even make the Qun the center for trans and non-binary stuff?

they've spent time scrubbing away anything that gave friction within Dragon Age, people weren't supposed to talk to Sten and learn about the Qunari and their rigid, sexist societal structures where the concept of personal identity doesn't exist and have the Warden respond with "wow, pretty based" (i mean it is, but it's obviously at odds with the societal structures from the other races all of which are based on real world societies, (i.e. the Elven alienages/Dalish and Dwarven caste system).

the Qun as a religion was "bad" and rather letting it exist as its own cool alien religion that's conflicting with player's sensibilities they had to go and make it "less bad", introduce shit like Qunari terms for being transgender while they literally have re-education camps for anyone that doesn't fall in line.

Qunari were cool and interesting, compare Sten or even some immense faggot like Iron Bull (who was BioWare's vehicle for retconning all the stuff we learned from DA) to someone like Taash with their "i'm non-binary mom!!! why won't you accept me!" spergout at the dinner table, this is something i expect a Tumblr user to behave like, not a fucking dragon slaying Qunari.

and none of this shit even makes sense in Dragon Age, does the concept of transphobia even exists? do we ever encounter a transphobe? the problem with Weekes or other trannies self-inserting/imparting their lived experiences onto fictional characters is that these fictional characters don't exist in a world where they are challenged, face adversity or deal with the social stigmas of having mental health issues unlike the writers, who all went through the effort of rewriting the lore of Dragon Age to be as accommodating, inclusive and sanitized as possible towards mentally ill people.

Taash is surrounded by people who are nothing but supportive, you the player are forced to be supportive, Isabela is lecturing you how to grovel for mercy if you accidentally slight a brave Troonari, why does Taash deal with this shit again with this kind of society accepting her and this support network sucking her dick at every turn? fuck off.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Anyone doing a hate playthrough? The 7 seas be a harsh mistress, arrr!

This is Rook "Chad The Chud" WhiteMan:

Not trying to be a dick, but did you attempt to make him look slightly gay, or is that JUST the game?
I suspect its the second one, he looks like hes seconds from trying to suck someone off.