Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,803
the trans Qunari was turned into stone.

Inquisition and DA2 are looking so much better next to this abomination. I swear to Kali that Taash makes Sera look like a character on the level of HK-47 or Dak'kon.
 
Its a fascinating thing, how the worse media gets, it makes media that was (rightfully) criticized at the time, look better in comparison, because decline defines the age we live in.
 
Its a fascinating thing, how the worse media gets, it makes media that was (rightfully) criticized at the time, look better in comparison, because decline defines the age we live in.

Seriously. Say what you will about Sera, but she has a distinctive voice and viewpoint, and while she might be a bog standard lolsorandom mischief maker who hates authority, she does more than just spout dreary cliche dialogue that's about as interesting as dishwater. The VA performance is also a helluva lot better than anything I've heard in Veilguard, which makes me suspect the VA direction was absolute garbage.
 
The overarching plot started going to shit with DA2, I'm honestly not too upset with the endings considering. The original creative director of DA: Origins, James Ohlen, was called away to work on the Kotor MMO, and IMO the series died there.

The team that took over from him never had a long-lasting vision of what the series should be, and they weren't business savy enough to push back against the EA executive meddling. When the founders left in 2012 Bioware was absolutely screwed.

The IP suffered from identity crisis, lack of vision, greedy DLCs, trend-chasing, and poor leadership. Every subsequent installment just got gradually worse. The fact that this game even happened after 10 years of development hell is a miracle...
 
Seriously. Say what you will about Sera, but she has a distinctive voice and viewpoint, and while she might be a bog standard lolsorandom mischief maker who hates authority, she does more than just spout dreary cliche dialogue that's about as interesting as dishwater. The VA performance is also a helluva lot better than anything I've heard in Veilguard, which makes me suspect the VA direction was absolute garbage.

I'm pretty sure the original VA director left after Anthem, like many other of the original Bioware veterans.
 
The IP suffered from identity crisis, lack of vision, greedy DLCs, trend-chasing, and poor leadership. Every subsequent installment just got gradually worse. The fact that this game even happened after 10 years of development hell is a miracle...
Don't worry. It'll totally make that 150 million back.

😜
 
Don't worry. It'll totally make that 150 million back.

😜
The funny thing is even if it makes 200 million (which I doubt it will) It will be considered a flop. Investors don't want to make some money, they want to make ALL the money. Spent 1 dollar and made two, well, we could have made 3.

This game will kill bioware and EA, and I am so happy about that.
 

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Now you got Jason "Death To White Male Gamers Except For Me" Schreier shitting on people as "chuds" criticizing Dragon Age: The Veilguard, even though he claims that he "doesn't like it".
I've always thought Schreier was a huge faggot, and it's hideously embarrassing that he defends this woke slop and is reliably wrong about literally everything he talks about but still never changes his mind, but the fact that he appears to have actually, unironically called someone a "chud" somehow still shocking to me. What a useless retard. "Go to the top of the charts"--this is a massive production AAA game, dumped on Halloween Thursday, and its launch day playerbase is a fraction of comparable (or, in fact, much smaller) singleplayer games released in the last two years. Also, it's literally NOT at the top, and the charts aren't even competitive right now. You would have to be a literal drooling mongoloid to read what he tweeted and not realize, wait, something is wrong here--it's retarded! But I guess drooling mongoloid is his audience.

Being annoyed at this faggot is like being baited by Will Stancil, because he is legitimately mentally impaired and anyone who takes him seriously is cattle. But it's not even a good point. Like imagine gloating, "SEE? MY IDEOLOGY IS BASED AFTER ALL. A HUGE GAME INFESTED WITH IT CAN BE......... 2ND ON STEAM IN A MONTH WITH NO OTHER NOTABLE RELASES!"

It's pointless anyway. When the game inevitably is a failure, he's going to be arguing with the same people on Twitter, just like he did with Suicide Squad, saying, "Well, it failed because game developers aren't unionized, obviously! Not because it's full of troons!" So if it does well, it's because wokeness doesn't matter; if it fails, it's because wokeness isn't real and there were other factors. It's impossible to win an argument against someone whose only interest in ideology, and whose IQ is lower than the room temperature. I fucking hate this commie faggot.
 
i want to make an RPG with transgender options at character creation. it would work like old school clever DRM which would lock you out of finishing the last 59% of the game
I imagine the scene in Monty Python.

What is your name? Tranny McTranserson
What is your quest? To seek the holy grail.
What is your sex? Male, no Female, no I don't know. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
I clink my glass of generic, store brand Mountain Dew to offer a toast. Tonight our beloved has perished and we must say goodbyes. We will forever cherish the memories of the past, Dragon Age. We know Veilguard was not the real you.

With your body horribly mutilated by a rusty hatchet job on your private areas, DIY bathtub HRT, badly done tattoos, and poz warts... We decided that cremation was the appropriate choice.

Here's to the sales continuing to be mediocre, reviews be accurately negative, and your corpse never be dug up and abused further.

May you rest in peace with the Maker, you did not deserve the grave that modern Bioware groomed you into.

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Inquisition and DA2 are looking so much better next to this abomination. I swear to Kali that Taash makes Sera look like a character on the level of HK-47 or Dak'kon.
Y’know, I still give DA2 something of a pass for a lot of it’s issues (ie. the game was literally cobbled together in a year, hell I think they were still making Origins Expansions while DA2 was in production, considering it released maybe 6 months after Witch Hunt) but the fact that a character in Veilguard is making Sera look like she isn’t the bottom of the barrel as far as Dragon Age Companions?

She’s not, btw - that dubious honour I believe still goes to Felicia Day’s Self Insert in Mark of the Assassin.

Fucking hell, I’m half tempted to pirate this shit out of morbid curiosity to see the train wreck. I’m not going to, I may be a Weeb and like Bad Games but I have SOME standards, but good lord that takes a Special Kind of talent.
 
She’s not, btw - that dubious honour I believe still goes to Felicia Day’s Self Insert in Mark of the Assassin.

Tallis is a worse character than Ollie, the retarded beggar in the Denerim Alienage, so you may rest assured I am in full agreement with you.
 
I clink my glass of generic, store brand Mountain Dew to offer a toast. Tonight our beloved has perished and we must say goodbyes. We will forever cherish the memories of the past, Dragon Age. We know Veilguard was not the real you.

With your body horribly mutilated by a rusty hatchet job on your private areas, DIY bathtub HRT, badly done tattoos, and poz warts... We decided that cremation was the appropriate choice.

Here's to the sales continuing to be mediocre, reviews be accurately negative, and your corpse never be dug up and abused further.

May you rest in peace with the Maker, you did not deserve the grave that modern Bioware groomed you into.

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funny AI pic but Dragon Age didn't die in 2024, it died 2014. Inquisition killed it, and I don't even hate that game very much.

Veilguard IS the dug up corpse they fucked.
 
"The south is under siege by Darkspawn
Aveline is the provisional Viscountess and has evacuated the city to Starkhaven
Denerim is gone and the Fereldens are fleeing to Redcliffe
Halamshiral and Val Royeuax are under siege by dark spawn, “barely holding out”

From Bioware fan forums.

There it is, the soft reboot.

Southern Thedas is apparently basically wiped out by Blight off screen.

Treviso or Minthrathous are destroyed, a large section of the setting has been basically wiped clean.

(Which in itself isn't bad, I've always liked the idea of the last blight being the "worst") but we don't see any of this.
 
Hilarious that some people on plebbit coping with muh Halloween when MonHun beta absolutely mogged Failguard numbers lmao. Even only half ot beta player buy the game that still 200k+ peak players. The world isn't just murica retard.
 
I honestly don't mind a few...of the ideas here.

Solas' fate being one of them
The Forgotten Ones/some of the manipulation stuff
a truly apocalyptic blight, rather than the aborted one of Origins

Its just buried under a horrifically shitty game.
 
I know this is not the right place but TECHNICALLY Solas is involved.

So for the first time I decided to be a mage in Inquisition. I thought rift mage could be a good specialization. The problem is that those damn Venetori Tomes are literally nowhere. Looked it up and they can be found in the Exalted Plains but I pretty much completed that area aside from the letters and caches quests.....idk what to do. Any experts wanna weigh in?....
 
"The south is under siege by Darkspawn
Aveline is the provisional Viscountess and has evacuated the city to Starkhaven
Denerim is gone and the Fereldens are fleeing to Redcliffe
Halamshiral and Val Royeuax are under siege by dark spawn, “barely holding out”

From Bioware fan forums.

There it is, the soft reboot.

Southern Thedas is apparently basically wiped out by Blight off screen.

Treviso or Minthrathous are destroyed, a large section of the setting has been basically wiped clean.

(Which in itself isn't bad, I've always liked the idea of the last blight being the "worst") but we don't see any of this.
That's basically so whenever someone asked what happened to character A and B they can just answer tbey died in the blight
 
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