Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%

  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%

  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%

  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%
  • Total voters
    1,803
So, I'm guessing disrupting Solas' ritual is gonna reveal that there was a greater threat that he was keeping at bay and conveniently never mentioned that grabs him in the beginning.

Damn, the auto-dialogue is really fucking noticeable here. When Rook was instinctively going 'No, we can't leave, we have to save everyone!' I was thinking they just edited out the dialogue wheel, but no, you can't even play an asshole here.

Combat looks basic and repetitive action game you'd get in an early movie tie in.

Also, master wordsmith Varric's big ploy to sway Solas years after Solas has already dedicated himself to this plan is just to go "Pretty please don't kill us all?".
 
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Troon deletes his trannyflag and BLM shit when the first trailer hit.

what happened troon? not so tough when daddy corpo tells you to stop being so gay?
 
Im not going to watch a 22 minute trailer but I want to honestly know does the game play and style look as bad as the fortnite style trailer?
 
Larian's writing is only like a medium step up from BioWare's current dogshit. CDRP has gone to shit. Spiders... I don't know, maybe with a proper budget they could prove themselves but so far they've only produced okayish small RPGs. Atlus? lol
 
Divine right to rule said:
Who exactly is left who makes good 3d RPGs? Obsidian has gone to the dogs too.
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Pentiment was good, and Avowed looks a hell of a lot better than this shit show. It might turn out crappy in the end like The Outer Worlds, but at least it has actual dialogue options instead of that clownshoes wheel.
 
LillWeeb said:
Im not going to watch a 22 minute trailer but I want to honestly know does the game play and style look as bad as the fortnite style trailer?
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Look at the last page for reviews.
 
There Is Light At The End said:
You can outright say fugly knife-ear dyke to beat it on several occasions. And you can kill Bull in trespasser or lower his approval enough for him to sperg out in main game and he runs away
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spent an ungodly amount of playthroughs/ hours on Inquisition. i'm qualified for this:
-dorian is with u for a bit. he warns you of corypheus' initial march to haven. later on, you can tell him to fuck off. he doesn't really challenge your decision.
-after you Unwittingly help sera murder people she doesn't like (she set you up to do her dirty work for her), you can tell her to fuck off. you don't have to tolerate her presence at all.
-after you witness the chargers smEsh some jobbers on some coast/ or beach, iron bull will talk to ya. you can tell him to fuck off, and he respects your choice.

in my approximately 300 hours of DA:I (around 3 comprehensive playthroughs), no faggot has *ever dishonored my inquisition. not krem, not iron bull, not sera, not dorian.
 
Tor Lugosi said:
CDRP has gone to shit.
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It's not shit, Phantom Liberty is pretty good. I mean, I'll treat any of their new projects with suspicion after the disaster that was Cyberpunk 2077 at launch, but I think they took away some lessons from that.
 
Something Awful said:
It's not shit, Phantom Liberty is pretty good. I mean, I'll treat any of their new projects with suspicion after the disaster that was Cyberpunk 2077 at launch, but I think they took away some lessons from that.
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I thought 2077 as a whole was mediocre. Really didn't have much problems with bugs or glitches. Also, as a big fan of the Witcher series, I feel like the writing gets noticeably worse with each entry, with TW3's main plot in particular being crap.
 
Something Awful said:
It's not shit, Phantom Liberty is pretty good. I mean, I'll treat any of their new projects with suspicion after the disaster that was Cyberpunk 2077 at launch, but I think they took away some lessons from that.
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one of my recent completed playthroughs, cp2077: PL.
+Reed is cold, but an interesting dude.
+Get to know more about the middlemen; like Mr. Hands is a dad who gives a damn when not at work.
+The graphics.
+The jap0 music.

-ever since patch/ version 1.60 and 2+.. Cdpr has gutted cyberpunk's stealth viability (or maybe efficacy is the better word) and immersive sim parts. the main campaign railroads you into certain stuff per major decision, but side stuff always had different approaches available to the player. with 1.60 and onwards, the game has been revamped to favor running and gunning, or simply slashing everything to ribbons.
-the female worship. somi is worshipped by retards.
-i prefer the non PL endings.
 
Okay so watched the trailers and gotta say, i dont like what im looking and the implications gameplay wise. The biggest tragedy is the loss of Bianca. Also Varric you dumb son of a bitch, dont you remember that in the dlc solas explicitly something along the lines of "ill do whatever i must even if people must die" what made you think you could talk down a GOD. Tevinter looks nothing like i envisioned. The demon designs look goofy, i dont like the whole splashing neon colors on them and make generic designs. Also something that i hope can explain is, with all the rifts opening and demons comong through, doesnt that mean that mages will be exposed to possesion from the high density of demons coming through? Also what choices from inquisition will be canon to the game(excluding if they allow you to bring progress from DA:I)
 
00R-Gundam said:
Okay so watched the trailers and gotta say, i dont like what im looking and the implications gameplay wise. The biggest tragedy is the loss of Bianca. Also Varric you dumb son of a bitch, dont you remember that in the dlc solas explicitly something along the lines of "ill do whatever i must even if people must die" what made you think you could talk down a GOD. Tevinter looks nothing like i envisioned. The demon designs look goofy, i dont like the whole splashing neon colors on them and make generic designs. Also something that i hope can explain is, with all the rifts opening and demons comong through, doesnt that mean that mages will be exposed to possesion from the high density of demons coming through? Also what choices from inquisition will be canon to the game(excluding if they allow you to bring progress from DA:I)
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people also need to remember:
after trespasser, the elveS vanished (can be read from ending slides). from proud dalish to lowly alienage servants.
all of em felt drawn to knife-ear prime, Solas..

and yet dragon age: deadname gives you TWO knife-ear companions??
the ching chong and the afrikan "elves."
 
We'll never have a thoughtful romance with a character written by someone who's been in an actual relationship and isn't a porn-rotted coom brain faggot again, will we, fellas? I like porn as much as the next guy, but holy shit. The entire thing is fucking retarded. Expect a lot of dumb "Orange Man Bad" and "RIGHT WING PEOPLE ARE EVIL" allegory from retards who don't know anything about political nuance. I'm expecting an evil JOO "oppressor" stand in too.

Fuckin' hell. Everything sucks.
 
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