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Look at this chair-stealing idiot.
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The chair-stealing shit gets to me. You stand up to take a piss or get a drink or something, and you come back and a hairball is sitting there, looking like, "Thanks for warming this spot with your fat ass, fatass. It's mine now. You gonna do anything about it, bitch?" Because they know we won't. We just go find some other spot to sit which will be less comfortable than our prior spot (or else we would have been sitting there in the first place).Look at this chair-stealing idiot
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This can classified as cruel and unusual punishment, but my cat learned to share the chair with me because whenever she stole the warm spot upon my return I would threaten to sit on her until she moved. Admittedly, we now end up splitting the chair 75-25 for her but I'll take what I can get.The chair-stealing shit gets to me. You stand up to take a piss or get a drink or something, and you come back and a hairball is sitting there, looking like, "Thanks for warming this spot with your fat ass, fatass. It's mine now. You gonna do anything about it, bitch?" Because they know we won't. We just go find some other spot to sit which will be less comfortable than our prior spot (or else we would have been sitting there in the first place).
Fucking bullying assholes.
Turnabout is fair play. I've had her furry gunt in my face more times than I care to remember.This can classified as cruel and unusual punishment, I would threaten to sit on her until she moved.
I adopted her today. So friendly right out of the carrier, perfect cat. She won't stop rubbing up on me.
what a great cat :3I adopted her today. So friendly right out of the carrier, perfect cat. She won't stop rubbing up on me.
Just the one given by the shelter (pretty fitting name) and thatd dox me. Schizo modeSo pretty! Do you have a name for her yet?
Just the one given by the shelter (pretty fitting name) and thatd dox me. Schizo mode
Aww, she looks great.I adopted her today. So friendly right out of the carrier, perfect cat. She won't stop rubbing up on me.
Gonna get some sardines for her and my other cat, Hotdog.
I would not trust that cat with that gun.Aww, she looks great.
Your pic inspires me, here's Egg with my 10-22:
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It's impossible to get her to sit still for a picture.
She always has that surly look. She's got the cat equivalent of resting bitch face.
Her birthday is Tuesday and I'm going to have a little party. Gonna get some sardines for her and my other cat, Hotdog.