Dog Takes Shit on E3 Showfloor

[Niggernerd]

TODD YOU DID IT AGAIN!

 

[Terminus Est]

It's just the dog showing the true face of all the publishers subscription services they want you to use

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Guess the dog knew E3 was going to shit and did the favor of saving them any future troubles!

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

I'm just wondering if it's a real or fake service dog because I no longer trust that stuff. Thanks munchies.

Real service dogs are trained thoroughly before assignment. It wouldn't have shit on the floor in the first place. This is just some bullshit "emotional support animal."

 

[AnOminous]

Real service dogs are trained thoroughly before assignment. It wouldn't have shit on the floor in the first place. This is just some bullshit "emotional support animal."

Why would it even think it was a floor? It looked exactly like a street.

 

[Shibaru]

Way more interesting than the Forza Showcase this year.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Why would it even think it was a floor? It looked exactly like a street.

Does that make E3 the designated street shitting plateau for gamers and dogs now?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So, has Epic acquired the rights to the turd and made it an Epic Store exclusive yet?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

good boy.

 

[vertexwindi]

Didn't this happen at Gamescom too once, also in front of the Fortnite booth?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Didn't this happen at Gamescom too once, also in front of the Fortnite booth?

No, that was anti-gamer propaganda claiming somebody supposedly shat in a bag well waiting in the fortnite line at gamescom.

Epic: No one pooped in a bag while standing in line for Fortnite at Gamescom

So how's your Friday going?

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[TrippinKahlua]

The whole point of these dogs and dumb therapeutic animals is so snowflakes can have something to help with "their feelings."

It's good to see one betrayed. These animals shouldn't be in that area.

 

[Hail Nyarlathotep]

He did nothing wrong. But seriously, who brings their dog to something like this ? That must be really uncomfortable for the dog to say the least

 

[JM 590]

This piece of Dog Shit is actually 100% more interesting then anything hosted at E3 other than the Nintendo stuff. Good thread and good boy doggo.

You might joke but the dog turd really has been more thought provoking than just about everything outside of Nintendo at E3. Like, I would honestly rather get a plastic bag and scoop up that dog turd than play the new Battletoads. Think about it: New Battletoads is self-indulgent bullshit that is just so boring it's disgusting:

A dog turd, when juxtaposed with that game, isn't even disgusting. It's relatively interesting, because it involves a dog, and the chance that you might get to pet that dog. The anticipation of getting to meet a dog. You get to help clean up, making the environment around you just a little bit better, and there might be a dog meet 'n' greet in it for you.

Meanwhile, New Battletoads can't provide any of this. It's unappealing and devoid of anything interesting whatsoever, with no promises of something worthwhile down the line. It is, quite literally, sub-dog shit.

 

[MrTroll]

And he wasn't even kicked out. Meanwhile I'm still banned from the Los Angeles Convention Center, 11 years later, for doing the same thing. Where's the justice?

 

[AnOminous]

It's good to see one betrayed. These animals shouldn't be in that area.

I agree. They should ban Epic from these events.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

At least the turd smelled better than Boogies unwashed ballsack. Fat pig bragged about walking at E3 while using a scooter most of the time & eating junk food.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I remember dumber things like how after Trump won election, they brought puppies and kittens in to the colleges to "cheer up" the little snowflakes.

These guys don't think animals have brains. Yet support PETA and the like. That dog at E3 had to take a shit. If you ignore its needs it's your own fault.

If the dog needs to take care of you for "emotional support" you should at least reciprocate.

 

[Tanner Glass]

I'm confused. Why is this news. Isn't this just another delivery of a Bethesda game?

guys calm down, it's just another bethesda announcement, happens every year chill

It clearly isn't a Bethesda game because this piece of Dog Shit doesn't have a microtransaction store.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

It clearly isn't a Bethesda game because this piece of Dog Shit doesn't have a microtransaction store.

And the dog wasn't t-posing while shitting.